At three o'clock in the morning in the attic of the Koenji family, a steaming dialog box suddenly popped up on Wang Ye's system interface:
[Administrator's tendency to slack off detected]
[Ultimate Evolution Protocol enforced]
[Loading quantum dessert module...5%...20%...]
The moonlight suddenly twisted into a twist, and Kabuda, who was talking in his sleep, suddenly turned around in place: "Kabukabu! My mechanical joints are tap dancing!"
The "Galactic Star Map" on the desk automatically turned to the Ophiuchus chapter, and the yellowed pages oozed caramel-colored liquid. Xiaorang got up in a daze and turned on the light, and found that the light bulb was filled with glowing Taiyaki: "Grandpa's notebook is eating a midnight snack?"
"Boom!"
The whole house was suddenly uprooted and suspended in the center of the star ring composed of Galaxy Ramen. Madoka Kouenji floated through the kitchen with a frying pan in her hand, and the poached eggs in the pan were singing "Nessun Dorma" in beautiful voice: "This must be a new way of morning exercise..."
"Mom! We are flying in the sky!" Xiaorang screamed while grabbing Kabuda's mechanical arm, and twenty talking Dorayaki fell out of his school uniform trouser legs. These snacks formed an arrow in the air, and shouted in unison: "Turn right ahead and enter the four-dimensional dessert station!"
Wang Ye's system has completely gone berserk. The originally azure interface turned into pink and purple cotton candy, and the task bar kept popping up: [Please teach Jingui Jiro to dance a girl group dance within three minutes, and reward 1 point of origin energy] [Install strawberry cream coating on the moon, and reward 1 point of origin energy]. The most outrageous thing is the emergency prompt box: [Administrator's salted fish thinking is detected, Taiyaki proliferation mode has been activated, and the world origin conversion rate: 0.0011%]
"Damn it! My system has become a food evil god! Shit!"
At the same time, at a ramen stall thirty kilometers away, the cockroach bully was facing the biggest crisis of his life. His newly stolen mechanical claws suddenly began to knead the dough, and the eight spider legs automatically switched to rolling pin mode: "Boss! My body won't listen to me!" Spider Detective cried and was dragged into the automatic fried noodle machine.
"You rubbish!" The cockroach bully just raised the laser cannon, and the octopus balls were sprayed out of the barrel. "What kind of attack is this?"
Even more terrifying is Tian Delina. This maid robot is now floating on the sea of Galaxy Ramen, and her maid outfit has become the special chef uniform of the Chinese Little Master Chef. She waved a glowing long-handled spoon and fried the meteorite fragments into a star-gazing pie: "This is the power of love!"
"Who will stop this crazy system!" Wang Ye ran away in Peace Star. He just wanted to turn off the energy source, but found that the two Peace Stars were playing Jenga, and the ripples of Aquarius and the undercurrents of Ophiuchus were entangled into a Mobius ring.
Xiao Rang suddenly had an idea, took out the pocket watch left by his grandfather and shouted: "Kabuda! Super transformation!"
The red robot instantly expanded into a 20-meter-tall giant, but what popped out of his chest was not a missile cabin, but a vending machine: "Buy one get one free for iced marble soda~"
"Who wants to drink soda at this time!" Just after Kuranosuke finished complaining, he was sucked up to the sky by the straw modified by Jingui Jiro's woodworking plane. The two-meter-tall beetle robot is now using the mortise and tenon structure to splice the galaxy: "A real man should use Lu Ban's technique to build a spaceship!"
The most magical one is Captain Dragonfly. This cosmic referee suddenly emerged from the ramen soup base, and his referee uniform turned into a sushi chef's outfit: "First! Never waste ingredients! Second! Never miss any rice! Third! Make a dish that glows!"
He waved the scepter that turned into a rice spoon, and the entire galaxy instantly froze into a salmon sashimi platter. Kabuda's mechanical foot got stuck in the mustard nebula, crying: "My joints are going to be marinated! Kabu!"
"Found the culprit!" Sayuri suddenly pointed to the center of the galaxy. There was a giant Taiyaki throne floating there, and Wang Ye's system was writing binary code with red bean paste. Countless Dorayaki guards patrolled back and forth with cream guns, and rice cake tanks were bombing passing comets with glutinous rice balls.
"Kabuda flying kick!"
The red robot was washed away by the honey waterfall as soon as it jumped. Xiaorang was quick-witted and took out the friendship summoner, and summoned a sweeping robot that could breakdance: "Yo! Does this guest want to freestyle?"
At the critical moment, the cockroach bully drove a mecha modified from fried noodles to kill. This cobra robot was covered with tempura crumbs, and its mechanical claws grabbed two takoyaki bamboo sticks: "I'm not here to help you! I just want to grab the most perfect dessert recipe!"
The first to suffer in the melee was the Spider Detective. His mechanical leg accidentally hooked onto the Galaxy Ramen, and he was thrown into the black hole juicer. When he came out, he turned into the coconut fruit in the bubble tea: "Boss! I have gained immortality!"
Wang Ye's system suddenly issued a piercing alarm: [Administrator's consciousness is shaken, and the final defense program is activated]. The Taiyaki throne instantly proliferated into a skyscraper, and each window had a cannon that could fire macarons. The most outrageous thing was the billboard on the rooftop that read: "To learn cooking, go to the New Oriental Interstellar Branch!"
"Let you see the real power!" Captain Dragonfly suddenly summoned a giant rice ball, "Secret: Golden Fried Rice Technique!"
The golden rice grains turned into a meteor shower, but when approaching the Taiyaki throne, they suddenly turned into sushi that could bow: "Your takeaway has arrived, remember to give it a five-star rating, dear~"
Xiao Rang suddenly remembered the mysterious symbol in his grandfather's notebook, took out two Peace Stars and shouted: "Merge!"
The energies of Aquarius and Ophiuchus collided with each other, and the holographic image of Dr. Koenji emerged in the burst of light. This scientist who had disappeared for many years was dancing in a maid costume, holding a billboard with a "clearance sale" in his hand.
"Grandpa's message... is it a vegetable market promotion?" Xiao Rang almost dropped the Peace Star.
"Wait!" Wang Ye suddenly noticed the star map flashing behind the doctor, "That is... the correct arrangement of the thirteen constellations!"
When Xiao Rang rotated the Peace Star according to the star map, the entire Milky Way suddenly began to rewind. Kabuda's pancakes were reworked from the stomach to the raw materials, the soy sauce bottle stolen by the cockroach bully was returned from the animal to the original owner, and even the milk tea form of the spider detective turned back to a robot.
"Is time flowing backwards?" Wang Ye watched the system interface gradually return to normal, "No! This is a quantum state reorganization!"
All things affected by the runaway system began to show two states at the same time: Kabuda was both a robot and takoyaki, the cockroach bully was stealing things and helping the old lady cross the road at the same time, and even the dragonfly captain's scepter was both a rice spoon and a laser sword.
"I understand!" Wang Ye suddenly injected his consciousness into the star map, "Schrödinger's Taiyaki is both food and weapon!"
The system interface suddenly burst into rainbow light: [Congratulations on unlocking the quantum cooking module, the current number of modules available is 2/100]. All the chaos instantly collapsed into a certain reality - the Taiyaki in Kabuda's mouth turned into a click stick, the recipe stolen by the cockroach bully was actually a martial arts secret, and the scepter of Captain Dragonfly could really make glowing fried rice.
When the first ray of sunlight shone into Kouenji's house, everyone was lying in the living room. Xiaorang's school uniform was printed with the logo of "Dessert Saves the World", Kabuda's mechanical arm was still unconsciously making takoyaki, and the worst was Jingui Jiro - he installed a full set of kitchen equipment for himself, and at this moment he was talking in his sleep: "A real man should master the skill of flipping the spoon..."
Wang Ye in the attic looked at the system interface that had returned to normal, and suddenly found an additional encrypted file: [Message from a high-dimensional creature]. When he clicked it, the whole room rang with "Happy Birthday", and a reminder written in stardust appeared on the ceiling:
"Remember to close the dessert module beta version next time you update~ by System Elf Doraemon"
"What the hell is going on!" Wang Ye looked at the Dorayaki that appeared in the jar at some point, "Did I travel through a patchwork universe?"
At this time, Xiao Rang suddenly screamed downstairs: "Kabuda! Your pancake is helping me with my math homework!"
"One hundred percent accuracy! Kabu~" A proud emoticon popped up on the display screen on the red robot's chest, "But why do you have to draw so many Taiyaki in the problem-solving steps, Kabu?"
Wang Ye silently closed the task box that just popped up: [Teach Robot Calculus (Dessert Formula Special Edition) Reward 1 Point of Origin Energy]. He suddenly felt that it would be nice to be a peaceful star without hands and feet, at least he didn't have to face the Dorayaki that would find derivatives in math homework...
Suddenly, the glass jar vibrated violently. The two Peace Stars automatically flew to the "Galactic Star Map" on the desk, projecting a new holographic image in the position of Ophiuchus - Doraemon wearing a chef's hat was playing mahjong with Captain Dragonfly, and Godzilla was frying Yangzhou fried rice in the background.
"This universe is hopeless." Wang Ye closed his eyes in despair, "Destroy it, quickly. I'm tired!"