After the chaotic yet fantastic Peace Star Cup Rampage Race, the Kouenji family returned to their former peace.
Wang Ye lay in Xiao Rang's pocket, feeling the warmth of the afternoon sun, drowsy, and in a state of idleness.
Suddenly, a strange whistling sound came from the sky, as if something huge was approaching. Then, a huge shadow appeared in the distant sky, and the shadow moved quickly, pressing towards the direction of Asahi Town.
"What is that?" Xiao Rang raised his head alertly and looked at the sky.
Wang Ye also poked his head out of his pocket and looked in the direction of Xiao Rang's gaze, with an ominous premonition in his heart.
"New task released! [Demon Conquer and Monster Collection] (Difficulty: ★★★★) Reward: 5 points of origin energy + random advanced module extraction opportunity." The system prompt sounded without warning, shocking Wang Ye.
"Fuck, finally there is a normal mission." Wang Ye secretly complained. Since he came to this universe, he has not encountered many serious missions. It is either a quantum cooking class or a female doctor's house dance performance, which makes him, the master of the system, begin to doubt his life.
"But what is the devil of demons and monsters? There are no ghosts in the world of Tiejia Xiaobao. Is it a monster?"
A huge shadow covered the streets of Asahi Town. A monster with a strange shape and a size comparable to a skyscraper appeared in everyone's sight. It has octopus-like tentacles, lizard-like limbs, and cactus-like spikes on its back. It is taking rumbling steps and wantonly destroying the buildings on the street.
"My takoyaki stall!" A middle-aged man with a chef's hat and a full beard looked at the stall that was swept away by the monster's tentacles, and wanted to cry but had no tears.
"Run!" The people on the street panicked and fled in all directions.
"Kabuda, move!" Xiaorang's voice came from a distance, and the red robot rushed to the scene at lightning speed, followed by Sayuri, Kuranosuke and Jingui Jiro.
"Kabu! This monster looks too casual, Kabu!" Kabuda looked at the huge monster in front of him and couldn't help complaining. The mechanical arm subconsciously touched the pancake on his head.
"Save people first!" Tian Delina shouted anxiously. She controlled the bow hairpin and flew into the air to help people trapped in the collapsed building escape.
"Real men should protect the weak!" Jingui Jiro waved a two-meter-long woodworking plane and caught a billboard that was about to fall steadily to prevent it from hitting the fleeing citizens.
Kabuda sat in the rolling wheels, shuttled between high-rise buildings, and evacuated the crowd. "Don't squeeze! Kabu! Don't squeeze! Line up one by one! Kabu!"
The monster's destruction continued, and the streets were filled with smoke and in a mess. Kabuda and his friends tried their best to rescue, but they seemed powerless in the face of such a huge monster.
"It's really a monster, so is Ultraman going to appear?"
"Damn it, should I believe in light?" Wang Ye looked at the monster in amazement.
At this moment, a familiar voice sounded: "First! Never let go of any troublemakers! Second! Always maintain the peace of the universe! Third! Always let the criminals taste my iron fist punishment!"
Captain Dragonfly fell from the sky, wearing a shining referee uniform, and the scepter in his hand exuded a dazzling light.
"Now begins the first Peace Star Cup Demon Exorcist Contest!" Captain Dragonfly waved his scepter and exploded fireworks in the sky. The referee's uniform suddenly turned into a martial artist's outfit, and there was a talking rice ball timer on his waist: "The rules are simple - whoever can make the monster pose in the dogeza posture for more than three seconds can get this authentic Hokkaido sea urchin-flavored Peace Star!" Wang Ye's consciousness probed, and in the unspeakable part of the monster, there was indeed a Peace Star shining. The huge monster suddenly sneezed, splashing a few drops of suspicious yellow liquid. Wang Ye's system interface flashed wildly: [Warning! Mustard concentration exceeded the standard] [It is recommended to wear a gas mask to participate]. "It's really cool for only three seconds. This kind of funny comic world is really not rigorous!" Without waiting for Wang Ye to react, Kabuda rushed out. "Still thinking about the game at this time? Kabu!" Kabuda's mechanical arm ejected a pancake spatula as a weapon, "Look at my justice kick!"
The red robot was hit by the monster's snot bubble as soon as it jumped, and it was stuck on the convenience store sign with a "pop". The cockroach bully took the opportunity to take out a modified instant noodle fork: "Look at my ultimate move - hell stab!"
The purple mechanical claw just poked into the gap between the monster's toes, and the whole arm suddenly began to tap dance uncontrollably. The eight legs of the spider detective sank into the swamp of the monster's armpit hair, and the scorpion Lailai was even worse - he was stuck in the monster's back teeth like a toothpick.
"A real man should..." Jingui Jiro swung a two-meter-long sushi roll as a mace, but it was blown into a tempura shape by the monster's yawn, and fell into the takoyaki sauce pool with a "plop".
Tendelina's maid outfit suddenly evolved into a combat form, and the hem of her skirt became a parachute to evacuate the citizens. When she hit the monster's nails with a long-handled spoon, the spoon suddenly began to stir the oden automatically: "The power of the stars is hidden..."
"It's already so late and you're still reciting lines!" Xiao Rang grabbed Kabuda's mechanical legs and swung, "Think of a way!"
A holographic projection suddenly popped up on Wang Ye's system: [Side Quest: Soul of Judo (Difficulty ★★★)] [Quest Tips: The King's Way is to Use a Little Force to Move a Million Pounds] [Completion Reward: Unlock the skill "Quantum Overhand Throw"].
"Judo? Learning judo at this time?" Wang Ye looked at the cockroach bully tap dancing on the soles of the monster's feet, "It's better to take out the magic stick and transform!"
As if hearing his complaints, Captain Dragonfly suddenly teleported to the center of the battlefield. This universe referee took out a pink judo uniform from somewhere, and the three words "心技体" on the back were dancing in the square: "Your performance is really ugly! I suggest you go to the judo field to practice for 20 years before challenging me!"
"Twenty years? Kabu!" Kabuda popped his head out of the sauce pool, "The monsters have already demolished the city! Kabu!"
"Then I will train for 30 minutes!" Captain Dragonfly snapped his fingers, and the whole street suddenly twisted into the shape of a dojo. The tatami was made of natto, and there were talking sumo wrestler posters on the wall. The most outrageous thing was the sandbag in the middle of the dojo - it turned out to be Miki Nakano eating instant noodles!
The noodles in the policewoman's mouth suddenly sprayed into a bundle of fairy ropes, tying up all the members of the Kabuda team like dumplings: "You road killers! Give me back my cup noodles!"
"First lesson!" Captain Dragonfly stepped on Miki's head as a podium, "The essence of judo is..."
"A-choo!" The monster's sneeze suddenly flipped over the roof, and the dojo instantly turned back into ruins. Wang Ye's system popped up a countdown: [Remaining special training time 29:59] [It is recommended to learn the body-receiving skills first].
"Watch out!" Jingui Jiro suddenly removed his mechanical arm and transformed it into a training dummy with a mortise and tenon structure: "A real man should use woodworking skills to understand judo!"
The two-meter-tall dummy was just in the starting position of the throwing technique when it was overturned by the electromagnetic pulse of the rolling wheels. This chubby robot was rolling the "Judo Introduction" e-book on its tracks, and the display screen was scrolling wildly: "Error code 114514"
"Stay with me!" The cockroach bully got a sumo belt from nowhere, but his crotch line broke as soon as he got into a squat position. The Spider Detective took the opportunity to hang him upside down on a telephone pole with spider silk: "Boss, it's easier to learn to use the opponent's force to fight back this way!"
The special training scene was completely messed up. Kabuda tried to use a pancake spatula to perform a back throw, but ended up throwing Kuranosuke into the octopus grilled plate; Sayuri's bow hairpin turned into a parachute, taking the citizens to play bungee jumping under the monster's crotch; the worst was Tian Delina - her maid outfit was transformed into a judo uniform by Jingui Jiro, and macarons would fall out every time she performed joint skills.
"You are the worst class I have ever led!" Captain Dragonfly was so angry that he crushed the rice ball timer, and the sticky rice grains formed the word "GG" in the air. The Peace Star behind him suddenly cracked, revealing the electronic elves inside who were doing radio gymnastics.
Wang Ye seized the opportunity to start the system scan: [Energy fluctuations of the Cancer Peace Star were detected] [It is recommended to use seafood dishes to appease]. He immediately sent Kabuda a task: [Use Takoyaki to perform a cross armbar].
"Kabuda giant form!" The red robot suddenly expanded to five stories high, and the mechanical arm ejected twenty strings of sizzling takoyaki. When the monster opened its mouth to bite Xiaorang, Kabuda slid into the opponent's armpit and used a roasting skewer to perform a perfect joint technique!
"Now!" Xiaorang grabbed the Peace Star and jumped high, "Make a wish to let the monster..."
Before he finished speaking, he was blown away by a sneeze. Wang Ye frantically operated the system in the glass jar and finally activated the hidden code: [Quantum Judo Module Loading Completed]. The whole world suddenly entered bullet time, and he could clearly see the mustard powder sprayed out of every pore of the monster.
"A little effort can achieve a great result, right?" Wang Ye injected all his energy into Kabuda's roasting skewer, "Then let's have a carnival of physical laws!"
Kabuda's takoyaki suddenly quantized and appeared on the monster's 208 acupuncture points at the same time. When the skewers ignited the energy fuse, the giant suddenly jumped up like a swan lake, and posed in a precise posture when spinning in the third section.
"Three! Two! One!" Captain Dragonfly waved the scepter that turned into a scoreboard, "The winner is..."
"Wait!" The cockroach bully crawled out of the garbage dump, "My ultimate move hasn't been..."
"Rejected!" The judge kicked him back into the ruins, "Since all members failed to perform, this Peace Star will be recovered by the street cleaning robot!"
In the dull eyes of everyone, the sweeping robot hummed a little tune and rolled over the battlefield, using a vacuum cleaner to collect the sea urchin-flavored Peace Star. Nakano Miki suddenly crawled out of the ruins and handcuffed the sweeping robot: "Arrest you for obstruction of public service!"
Wang Ye's system suddenly vibrated: [Mission completed! Unlock the skill "Quantum Over Shoulder Throw"] [Effect: Make the target experience the superposition state of 208 throws at the same time]. Before he could be happy, he saw the Cancer sign flashing on the star map behind Captain Dragonfly - that was clearly another Peace Star hidden in the Judge's belt!
As night fell, the wounded Kabuda team gathered at the dojo. The wheels were repairing the tatami with electromagnetic waves, and Jingui Jiro transformed the broken woodworking plane into a massager: "Real men should enjoy post-war care~"
"I will definitely win next time!" Xiaorang swore while holding the Peace Star, not realizing that his school uniform was quantizing. Wang Ye looked at the starry sky and fell into deep thought - when all thirteen constellations appeared in the world, the prophecy of the cross-dressing doctor might really come true...
And in a telephone booth one kilometer away, the cockroach bully was calling a mysterious man: "Yes... they got Cancer... what? The next place to appear is...?" The purple mechanical claw crushed the public phone, and a tablet computer full of the "Bully 3.0" transformation plan emerged in the darkness.