"Bang!"
At six in the morning, the eighteenth loud noise came from the kitchen of Koenji's house. The metal track of the rolling wheel was stuck in the gap of the refrigerator door, shaking wildly in reverse mode, shaking the chandelier on the ceiling to tap dance.
The incident dates back to the late night three days ago. When Kabuda was rummaging in the attic, he accidentally triggered the quantum encryption box left by his grandfather. A mossy tire-shaped robot rolled out of this metal box with "Danger! No snacks allowed!" printed on it.
"This is the first generation of support robots developed by grandpa." Xiaorang wiped the rust on the operation panel, "The manual says it's called Wheel Roll, which can release electromagnetic barriers to defend against sneak attacks..."
Before he finished speaking, Wheel Roll suddenly started the self-test program. The six tires were spinning wildly, and an electromagnetic storm suddenly blew up in the living room. The "Midnight Ring" playing on the TV suddenly turned into "Teletubbies", the refrigerator door automatically popped open, and the frozen dumplings hit Kabuda's butt like a missile.
"Kabu!" The red robot jumped, holding its smoking butt. "This thing is more dangerous than the cockroach bully!"
Since that day, the wheel has regarded itself as the "security director". It insisted on sleeping in the entrance hall, and as a result, every morning it would suck the shoes of the whole family onto its body as armor; it tried to use electromagnetic waves to defend against wild cats, but the car alarms of the entire block collectively sang "Love Cycle"; the most terrifying thing was that when Kabuda charged it one time, the circuit boards of the two robots became quantum entangled, causing the microwave oven to start sending pizza recipes in Morse code.
"Please stop making trouble!" Xiaorang's mother wailed while holding a burnt pan. This wheel support robot tried to make breakfast for the third time this morning - first it fried eggs with rocket thrusters, causing the stove to explode, then it boiled the miso soup into a fountain, and now it made the frozen dumplings stick the Big Dipper pattern on the ceiling.
The display screen of Wheel Roll flashed a wronged emoticon: (｡•́︿•̀｡) "I just want to help prepare breakfast..."
"Help? Kabu!" Kabuda pulled his head out of the pancake pile, "You used the tracks to clean the floor yesterday, but ended up rolling the tatami into a burrito! Kabu! The day before yesterday, you said you wanted to fix the TV, but you installed a turbocharger on the remote control! Kabu!"
The antenna on the top of the support robot drooped down, and the tracks "squeaked" back to the corner. At this moment, Xiao Rang rushed into the kitchen with a football, and kicked the plate that Wheel Roll had just placed to Kabuda's face - the two-meter-tall beetle robot was struggling in the pancake stall, and suddenly the fried egg was all over his face.
"It's so hot, Kabu, it's burning me to death!" Kabuda's electronic voice stopped abruptly, and the fried egg slid into his chest through his breathing valve, emitting wisps of green smoke.
In the chaos, no one noticed that the rolling tracks of the wheels ran over Xiaorang's most cherished "Beyblade" disc. When the "crack" sound of breaking sounded, everyone's eyes turned into sharp arrows and shot at the perpetrator.
"Immediately! Right now! Go out and reflect!" Xiaorang's father's roar shook the mugs in the cupboard and collectively jumped off the building to commit suicide.
The display screen of the rolling wheels flashed for a moment, and suddenly a pixel man holding a white flag popped up. The round body trembled and reversed. After knocking over ten pairs of slippers in the entrance, the tracks ran over the tulips carefully cultivated by Sayuri in the courtyard, leaving a macaron-colored petal debris.
The wheels rolled out of the house and overturned the clothes drying rack. Three pairs of underwear with Kabuda's head printed on them accurately covered the head of Jingui Jiro who was passing by. The two-meter-tall green robot was jogging in the morning, and suddenly his eyes went black: "A real man should... What kind of new training device is this?"
At the same time, the newcomer of the Metropolitan Police Department, Miki Nakano, was experiencing the darkest moment of her life. The policewoman, who had been working overtime for 72 hours, was staring at the vending machine at this moment. The coin she had just put in was stuck in the delivery port, and the last cup of seafood cup noodles was making faces at her under the LED light.
"Asshole! Even you bully me!" She kicked the machine hard, and as a result, twenty cans of coffee were shaken out and hit her head. When the seventh attempt failed, Miki took out her baton and prepared to enforce the law violently, and suddenly heard the roar of the engine behind her.
"My cup noodles!!!"
A red afterimage whizzed past, and the vending machine was instantly crushed into an Oreo sandwich. Miki's treasured cup noodles turned into powder under the tracks, but the perpetrator sang a nursery rhyme and walked away: "The wheels are rolling ~ strong skills ~ big iron wheels ~ shining ~"
The policewoman's pupils ignited the hellfire, and the moment she took out the handcuffs, she suddenly found a strange light flashing in the instant noodle residue on the ground - half of the Peace Star was embedded in the tire mark, and the surface was stained with chopped green onions and fish cake debris.
"I declare that the Peace Star Cup Runaway Race has officially begun!"
When Captain Dragonfly emerged from the manhole cover, there was still a half-rotten vegetable leaf on his head. The track behind him was a hell map: convenience store signs were used as curve markers, the asphalt road was replaced by sticky natto, and obstacles along the way included vending machines that fired rice balls and takoyaki vendors chasing with wasabi sprayers.
"First! Never obey traffic rules! Second! Never avoid obstacles! Third! You must run with your soul!" The judge's scepter turned into a traffic baton, and the fluorescent powder thrown out spelled out the words "The winner gets the moldy cup noodles and Peace Star" in the air.
The lineup of contestants was even more chaotic: Kabuda stepped on a skateboard modified from a frying pan, Jingui Jiro carried a two-meter-long baguette as a balance bar, and the cockroach bully's mechanical claw was equipped with a road roller stolen from a construction site. The most amazing one is the Spider Detective - this guy transformed his eight legs into a rickshaw, and was letting Scorpion Lailai pull the rickshaw as a coolie in front.
"Ready -" Captain Dragonfly suddenly took out a starting gun in the shape of Taiyaki, "Bang!"
Kabuda's pancake ejector was the first to bear the brunt, drawing an arc of butter aroma in the air. However, as soon as he flew to the first corner, his metal butt was stuck to the natto track. The red robot struggled desperately, and all the pancake ammunition was shot on the face of the cockroach bully behind.
"Ahhh my sensor!" The cockroach bully waved his mechanical claws, and the roller rolled over the takoyaki stall. The angry vendors immediately formed a human wall and attacked indiscriminately with bamboo sticks.
Kumaki Jiro showed an amazing talent for carpentry. He used baguettes to build a floating bridge on the natto road, but when he was about to reach the convenience store corner, he was hit on the head by a rice ball sprayed by a vending machine. The two-meter-tall robot performed a free fall on the spot, smashing a deep pit in the shape of a hot spring egg on the track.
"A real man should..." Jingui Jiro's electronic voice came faintly from the bottom of the pit, "Buy personal insurance..."
The leader at this moment was the Spider Detective! This cunning robot asked Scorpion Lailai to wear skates, and he opened a parachute made of a convenience store plastic bag. "Hahaha, let me show you the secret of the spider flow--" His laughter stopped abruptly, because Scorpion Lailai suddenly braked and all eight legs were inserted into the red bean filling speed bump.
"Boss! I can't control it!" The purple robot screamed and rushed into the gas station, and the overturned gasoline barrel was ignited by the rice ball launcher. In the sky-high flames, Captain Dragonfly excitedly broadcast: "Congratulations on unlocking the hidden level-Hellfire Drift!"
And on the overpass three kilometers away from the track, the wheels were rolling and staring at the sunset. This round-headed robot rolled up the "How to Become a Useful Robot" manual that he had found in the trash can with its tracks, and the display screen played sad emoticons.
"Even Kame Jiro can fix the rice cooker..." He looked at his smoking left track, "But I can't even cook instant noodles properly..."
Suddenly, a familiar nursery rhyme came from under the bridge. The sensors of the rolling wheels captured a certain approaching metal signal - another self? No, it was the roller with the Peace Star that was running out of control!
The track was already in chaos. Kabuda finally broke free from the natto trap, but mistakenly entered the mustard spray area, crying and drawing an S shape on the track: "Eyes! My electronic eyes are going to melt!" The cockroach bully took the opportunity to overtake, but the roller ran over the marbles and performed a gyroscope spinning on the spot for ten minutes.
At this moment, a red whirlwind rushed into the track. The rolling wheels used the tracks to roll up the roadside crash barrels as weapons and cleared obstacles like bowling. A passionate comic dialogue box popped up on his display: "I must prove myself this time!"
"That's my Peace Star!" Miki Nakano rushed down from the audience with handcuffs in her hand. The policewoman just jumped onto the spare police bicycle when she was tripped by Jingui Jiro with a baguette. She fell into the red bean-filled speed bump and turned into a strawberry Daifuku stand.
At the decisive moment of the last lap, Wheel Rolling used his ultimate move - he removed his tracks as a boomerang and turned the cockroach bully's steamroller into an Oreo sandwich. At the moment of crossing the finish line, this robot that was always disliked suddenly braked and turned around to catch Xiao Ran who flew off the Kabuda skateboard.
"Congratulations to Wheel Rolling for winning!" Captain Dragonfly waved his scepter, and the Peace Star with instant noodle residue slowly rose, "Now you can make a wish..."
"I want to be a robot recognized by everyone!"
The Peace Star suddenly trembled violently, and the oil stains of the instant noodle seasoning packet appeared on its surface. In the eyes of the crowd, the star "poofed" into ashes, and the smelly socks that Xiaorang hadn't washed for three days were blown away by the wind.
"Sanxiao, is this fake?!" Wang Ye's system suddenly popped up a prompt, [Identified as a bonito powder counterfeit version] [Side effect: wish reverse realization].
The next second, the track of the rolling wheel suddenly fell off, and the round fuselage began to dance in the square. A neon sign popped up from the antenna above his head, and the words "I am a waste robot" were played on it. Even worse was Nakano Miki - she just pulled herself out of the red bean paste and found that all the convenience store cup noodles were printed with her embarrassing photos.
"What the hell is this!" The roar of the policewoman scared away the crows on the telephone pole.
Captain Dragonfly changed into the outfit of the biker gang at some point, and rode away on a modified police bicycle: "The winner is decided! See you next time~"
Under the setting sun, the rolling wheel silently picked up its track. When he turned to leave, he was suddenly hit by twenty Dorayaki—Kabuda used a pancake launcher to drop an apology letter: "Sorry! Come to my room tonight to install new tracks!"
And no one noticed that a real peace star quietly flashed across the starry sky.