[Log 9] {Sil} She certainly was much nicer than the last one.
{Logan} Do tell more.
{Sil} Definitely used her legs to hold me down. The legs were nice and strong, the pressure was something else. The warmth of her feathers in the chill air was exhilarating. Felt strange to be… humped like that. I am not sure if I really felt anything though, maybe if there was something inserted…?
{Logan} Strap.pdf
{Logan} I've already sent schematics for a strap on.
{Sil} Why do you- I just- you sent it so fast?
{Sil} I'll try to find a forager or something… who would make this for me!?
{Logan} Say it's a type of unicorn horn.
{Sil} Is that really going to work? It's very clearly not.
{Sil} I'm hoping I'll find a better partner tomorrow with a male Thinsel.
[Log 10] {Sil} I'm beginning to think I have a preference. I would've liked to say that my preference was for men, but the male Thinsel clearly do not have the… the dangly bits. I think I might prefer having something inserted in me, but I'm not sure.
{Logan} You are going around procreating with aliens and you do not have the courage to write penis.
{Sil} I'm pouring out my heart here, I'm not used to talking about myself like that.
{Logan} If this is you pouring out your heart, I highly doubt you will ever settle for someone. More so, doubt anyone would settle for you.
{Sil} …
{Sil} You don't need to rub it in, I know no one likes me.
{Logan} Did I perhaps insult you?
{Sil} Shut up. I don't want to hear it.
{Sil} … How did Vicky even get comfortable enough to find someone…? Can I even find someone like that?
[Log 11] {Sil} Sorry for taking so long, turns out there was a forger here. They don't seem to be super common. I'm waiting for my commission to be done, but it's going to take a few days.
{Logan} Try exploring the biome. I want to know what kinds of flora and fauna they have.
{Sil} I'll just send some scans, I don't want to talk.
{Logan} Ok.
{Sil's message was deleted}
[Log 12] {Sil} I followed Logan's schematics and got the strap on. I met up with the secretary bird woman again, and asked to see if I could spice things up. Strangely enough, she thought I was referring to using food in bed. Much better experience this time around. I wished I could continue, but she was getting tired and kicked me out afterwards. I don't think I can find another willing male Thinsel to try out the strap on, so I'll keep it at that.
{Sil} Overall ranking: B tier.
{Sil} Male ranking: C.
{Sil} Female ranking: B. Do bring a strap on if you prefer that.
{Sil} …
{Sil} Logan?
[Log 13] {Sil} I have left the planet after finding and killing their God. One less problem for the future. Trekking onwards into their solar system. There appears to potentially be another race living amongst them. Cousins… I think. They're similar to the Thinsel but their planet is more tropical, and warmer.
{Sil} Logan…?
{Sil} … I've scouted out a few potential members to screw around with. Maybe they'll actually make me feel something.
[Log 14] {Sil} …
{Sil} The female was quite experienced, I'll say. Being pressed against her plumage felt nice and soft. Despite all the soothing words, the music, the other stuff you're supposed to do in aftercare, I still feel empty. I wish I could've provided more to her, but…
{Sil} Logan?
{Sil} Come on, say something! I'm writing these down, but it feels like nothing without a response.
{Logan} I'm sorry.
{Logan} I ran the tests, the numbers, the simulations.
{Sil} For what?
{Logan} I said something that I should've thought about more. About how no one would seem to want to settle for you.
{Logan} I did not know it at the time, but I upsetted you greatly. It is easy for me to say those things when I have someone who loves and cares for me, but I realized you're alone at the moment. Vorden and Raten aren't there with you, you're the only human out there traveling, and I only made things worse when I stopped responding.
{Logan} I never wanted to hurt you, and yet I had. I only wish to continue to be a helpful ear when you're out there.
{Sil} Ok nerd. Try to talk to me if you can.
{Logan} I'll make room for you whenever I am able.
{Sil} … Thanks.
{Logan} it's the least I can do.
[Log 15] {Sil} Found a male willing to try things out. Resembles one of those ducks back on earth. How much do you wanna bet he'll ask me for grapes?
{Logan} Running the numbers right now.
{Logan} 47%
{Sil} ... I was referencing the Duck Song… But knowing that I actually have high chances… I'll go find some grapes first.
{Logan} I am aware of the reference. I was also curious about the percentage chance.
{Logan} Try getting lemonade too.
{Sil} Seriously?
{Logan} This was also a joke, but I'll be running the numbers on this one too.
{Logan} 9% chance
{Logan} I'm surprised you know about this old video. A lot of earth's data was cleaned from before a specific point. I know because I frequently search the internet archives.
{Sil} I used to have unrestricted internet access, and I think Hilston wanted some stuff from the old days stored away.
{Sil} actually, now that I think about it, I do recall him playing this one specific game that was all blocky. I never actually looked super deep into it since Vorden really didn't want to bother Hilston, but Vicky was just adamant about us playing a first person shooter game.
{Logan} Wait… you guys had Minecraft and Call of Duty?! I always wanted to play those as a kid.
{Sil} Really? Is that what it was called? Maybe Vicky knows more about it.
{Logan} I rebooted the game for her. It's quite popular amongst the shut-ins. Even made a VR version.
{Sil} Now I wish I could've played more games with her back then. Maybe we could have bonded more.
{Logan} I can give Vicky a key to this log and we could all chat.
{Sil} And have her read about my shitty love life? I'd rather Hilston come back and beat me up again.
{Sil} Okay, maybe not Hilston, I'd rather have Vicky beat me up than have her read about all the aliens I've rated.
{Sil} Oh, got to go, the duck guy is meeting me soon.
{Logan} Take care.