[Log 20] {Sil} I made it to the next planet. Unfortunately, there weren't very many engineers here. But the alien species appears to be very horse-like. They're called the Centauri. At least the bottom half is sorta like that. They have 6 limbs in total, 4 are used as feet.
{Logan} and the men have seven.
{Sil} Seven? What do you mea-
{Sil} I didn't take you as a jokester.
{Logan} I like surprising my friends.
{Logan} I also believe it is from a recent addition to the Green family.
{Sil} A recent addition? Wait. YOU HAVE A KID!?!?
{Logan} His name is Jake Green.
{Sil} Wow, congrats man, I never took you as the one to have a kid.
{Logan} It was troublesome finding a way to have him be born, but I managed.
{Sil} Troublesome? Were there complications?
{Logan} There were, but thanks to some scientific advancements on my end, I was able to make sure that we did not have to endure the 9 months.
{Sil} I'm confused. If he wasn't born the regular way, who gave birth to him?
{Logan} Vicky on a technicality. We used a… special machine to say the least. It worked tremendously well despite it being used on a woman.
{Sil} …
{Sil} Logan do you have a penis?
{Logan} What makes you say that?
{Sil} Why would you need to use a "special machine" to have a kid. You two are literally a man and a woman. I don't think it gets easier to make a baby than that.
{Logan} I am very glad to have come from a rich family that always supported my endeavors. You could say I figured out early on in life who I truly wanted to be.
{Sil} Wait are you…?
{Logan} Jake Green inherited the blade ability, he seems to be quite a natural.
{Sil} NO NO GO BACK. Don't change the topic on me, come on.
{Logan} Are you not proud of your nephew?
{Sil} Well, yeah I guess, but what was that about figuring yourself out early on in life?
{Logan} I am a transgender male, Sil.
{Sil} Huh? I never knew, you just seemed so… I dunno. Natural?
{Logan} I appreciate your words.
{Sil} I kinda get it, but couldn't one of you still physically give birth? Vicky could've done it, unless she didn't want to.
{Logan} Vicky does not want to give birth due to the affects it has on the body, and even if she desired to, she cannot naturally birth children, Sil. I thought you would've known this.
{Sil} Is she infertile or something?
{Logan} ... Did you not know your sister is trans?
{Sil} I guess that I wasn't always entirely there during my early years, but wouldn't Vorden or Raten have told me?
{Logan} I thought everyone in the Blade family knew this…
{Sil} Wait, but if you were both transgender, can't you still have a baby?
{Logan} I didn't want to give birth.
{Sil} Hold on, give me a moment. I never realized my sister is trans, this explains so many things.
{Sil} I just realized. They were always referred to as identical twins. Identical twins are the same in nearly every way physically.
{Sil} I'm so stupid…
{Sil} Well, seeing as in an hour I'm about to have my asshole ruptured by horse cock, I wanna know if Vicky got around to getting bottom surgery.
{Logan} Vicky personally uses the strap on schematics I sent you.
{Sil} … Can I get a new one? I don't want to be using the same one as my sister.
[Log 21] {Sil} I am SO glad I went in with a regenerative ability beforehand. It should be at level 28, but I'm still walking funny.
{Logan} That sounds intense, did you use protection?
{Sil} Er, I've kinda just been using the healing ability to protect me for the most part. lol
{Logan} Sil, Vicky often heals me after sex, but even we use protection.
{Sil} Why? I thought she just pegged you.
{Logan} Sil. Be for real. What do you think lesbians do?
{Sil} I don't know, I'm not one.
{Logan} We do other things than pegging Sil. Penetration is not the only type of intercourse.
{Sil} Okay, I still don't see the issue. The healing ability can reattach an arm that's been cut off.
{Logan} Have you ever heard of sexually transmitted diseases?
{Sil} Of course I have, idiot. I've heard from some of my partners asking for protection just in case, but I've just been going at it raw. It's not like I packed condoms.
{Sil} And it's not like I could get any STDs, we're completely different species.
{Logan} … Go buy some fucking condoms. I swear if your dumbass gets space AIDS SO HELP ME SIL-
{Logan} I WILL PERSONALLY GO OUT TO SPACE FIND YOUR SHIP AND STRANGLE YOU.
{Sil} How? Not to brag, but I'm literally stronger than you.
{Logan} I have a Dalki arm, Sil.
{Sil} Ok. I have access to nearly every single ability in existence.
{Logan} This is beside the point. Buy condoms now, and get tested while you're at it.
{Sil} You sound like a dad. Not my dad but a stereotypical dad.
{Logan} It must be a fatherly instinct.
{Sil} I hope your baby keeps you up at night.
{Logan} We gave him a tablet to keep him busy.
{Sil} I may have daddy issues, but I have a sneaking suspicion I'd be a better dad than you.
{Sil} Goodnight.
[Log 22] {Sil} Ugh fine, I bought the damn condoms. They're super large too… Not like mine isn't small or anything, but the Centauri planet has these massive ones for a human. Wait, can't I just use a transform ability to just shape my dick to be the right size?
{Sil} Oh yeah that's right, I gotta not use my abilities to prevent the sample from being contaminated.
{Sil} Anyways, I couldn't find any sort of test or whatever, so I'm assuming they don't have space AIDS.
{Sil} Logan?
{Sil} My damned communication box better not be acting up again.
{Sil} I'll smack it later, but I also got around to sleeping with a Centauri woman too. Didn't hurt as much as the Centauri man. I don't think she felt anything though, her moan felt forced. I feel kinda bad for not being super nice during the aftercare, she seemed really upset with me and it's hard to be nice to someone like that.
{Logan} Get tested, Sil.
{Sil} I already told you that I tried to, but I couldn't find anything. Anyways, is my dick that small?
{Logan} I never saw you naked
{Sil} Well yeah, but we both saw Borden naked and it's the same size. Now is my dick small?
{Logan} No. Not that I recall.
{Logan} I might even say that you had a "Nice Cock"
{Sil} Thank god.
{Logan} Borden at least knew how to use it well.
{Sil} What.
{Logan} Check to see if there's any usual markings on your body.
{Sil} Geez, am I going to get a pap smear by my friend through text messages?
{Logan} That is not what a pap smear means. You also have a penis.
{Logan} I thought you would've done more research on sex health before you went and procreated with any alien you came across.
{Sil} Why does sex have to be complicated?
{Sil} Anyways if you're still curious. Overall, the Centauri would be a high B tier.
{Sil} The Centauri men are an A tier if you have a regenerative ability, but are a B if you aren't prepared.
{Sil} And the women are a C.
{Sil} Oh, and I killed some centaur pegasus god. Honestly, killing these celestials is way less interesting than rating the sex. The guy dropped a demon tier whip, pretty impressive.
{Logan} SexEd_Basics(3).pdf
{Logan} I sent you some possible signs of gaining a sexually transmitted disease. I recommend you look over it.
{Sil} I killed a god and you're teaching me about sex ED.
{Logan} Someone has to.
{Sil} I'll be fine.