[Log 28] {Sil} I came across another planet in the same solar system with another plantlike race. The air has a type of weird smog to it, and its atmosphere is dense. I am a little concerned about landing and breathing it in. If anything, I have the regenerative and healing ability with me.
{Sil} Is it cannibalism for plant people to smoke the funny plant cause its so colorful here and very smoke yeah and there's different colors here htan the other planet heheh plantet instead of planet
{Logan} This type of text is unusual for you, Sil.
{Logan} Unless… it is that kind of planet. Sil, I need you to send me a picture of the place.
{Sil} hamburger
{Sil} I want yimmy yummy meat but everything's made of of plants, computer 3d print me a steak
{Sil} Steak
{Sil} Steak
{Sil} Feck, Stealk
{Logan} I no longer require a picture. I believe you are high.
{Sil} Im grounded tho???
{Sil} Where ass my steak >:(
{Sil} COMPUTER, GIVE ME MEAT
{Logan} … I am not the computer.
{Sil} da fuk r uou suppemese to eb athen?
{Sil} WHy ehtue call it plan when theres ham ine he. WEED PERSON. Rawr
{Sil} wHerest de fuskin scerw driver one what the jar man dead awoooooooooo
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{Logan} Is the air filtration system not working properly? Or did you breathe in so much air that you are going to be in a high state for a long time?
{Sil} geeme gimene gine uor lobe ahte midsigt abna mmmmmmmm steak stak stead steak
{Logan} AirFiltration.pw
{Logan} I've figured out a way to send a schematic to input some code into your air filtration system and make sure you are not permanently stuck in a state of high. It will most likely take a while until you come down from this.
{Sil} Fanmcy letterwords
{Logan} It is already entertaining enough to read your ramblings, however, I could make this funnier.
-Vicky has been granted access to the logs-
{Vicky} Oh my gosh Sil, LMFAOOOOOO.
{Vicky} Logan's only been showing me these logs, but now I can scroll up and read them all.
{Sil} NOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you'er gonna tsee im shit in at bedd
{Vicky} LOL FUCKING IDIOT! WHY DIDN'T YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE SEX ED CLASSES!?
{Sil} therme was classesdf?
{Vicky} I'm surprised you were even able to kill dad.
{Sil} Am stornk very
{Vicky} You sure are, little man.
{Sil} what if i tsid to sfuc th fvemtpaltor
{Vicky} Logan, do you know what he's saying?
{Logan} Sil, do NOT stick your dick in the ventilator.
{Vicky} No, Sil do it.
{Sil} ama do itf
{Logan} Vicky, why'd you tell him to do that?
{Vicky} It's funny lol.
{Logan} It is, but surely you of all people would realize why that's a bad idea.
{Vicky} Sil's gonna be fine
{Sil} AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EPOUSHOpIAWEOFHilguspraojgshp{ huOIU[U[ OSEAIU[O REI[OU IOFSU AIO AOIERRHUGIR FUCK YOU
{Vicky} See? He's still alive.
{Logan} Sil, please remove your penis from the ventilator. AFTER TURNING IT OFF.
{Sil} owsch it burnt ims no w pa ntr of the ventidaj s its wheo i t hdslt ham
{Vicky} Logan, translate.
{Logan} "Ouch it hurts I'm now part of the ventilator it's who I am."
{Vicky} LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Logan, someone's coming after your cyborg status
{Sil} am now logan i am now boring as fnikc ooga booag ehedmszx ow
{Logan} I do not sound like that.
{Vicky} Holy shit when did a second Logan get in the chat?
{Logan} Are you serious? That is clearly Sil. The message has his name attached to it.
{Sil} I mband my wife every fdyaay like a w eid so mmmm pused rsund wodo
{Vicky} Logan, don't translate this one. I'm going to screenshot this and send it to his friends.
{Vicky} Wait, I can't screenshot this, Logan!
{Logan} This conversation stays between me, you and Sil.
{Vicky} I'll find my own ways…
{Sil} craxuy i was cray ones thesk lcjed me ifna ciorom a nrunber roman a rubsmnr form swot hrats andfbjk ratgsmaek embcraysy
{Vicky} Okay, Logan, please translate this one.
{Logan} I cannot do that in the chat. I believe Sil might be pissed if I do.
{Vicky} Why?
{Logan} Come to my room, I'll tell you in person.
{Vicky} Why don't you exercise? I have been exercising all day. >:(
{Logan} How is walking over to your room exercise?
{Vicky} You spend all day in your computer room whenever we're not together. Walking 20 feet to my bedroom might as well be a marathon.
{Logan} Fine.
{Vicky} OHHHH Now I get it, DW about it Sil
{Sil} epa
{Vicky} You should see Logan right now. He's giving me an angry face cause he walked over to my bedroom and I took a picture of him. I'll send an image of what he looks like from my perspective.
{Vicky} LoganAngy.png
{Sil} wyjdm tahts himr normalrty
{Vicky} heheheheheh….
{Logan} I'm locking you out of COD for a week.
{Vicky} NOOOO my STREAK! I had plans!
{Logan} If you delete that photo from your phone and apologize, then I'll unlock it.
{Vicky} NEVER. IT'S GOING TO BE MY PROFILE PICTURE!!
{Logan} While I am honored to be the subject of representation in your online platforms. Delete that photo.
{Sil} ehhehhheheheheh… its msine now
{Vicky} It's over for you, Logan. I have the high ground now.
{Vicky} You may be able to delete it off my phone, you'll never delete it off of Sil's computer.
{Logan} Done.
{Vicky} What?! No! Come on! You looked so cute and adorable and pathetic. And you know how I love pathetic men, winky wink. ;)
{Logan} I can't stay mad at you forever. Meet me in my bedroom, it's your turn now.
{Sil} wejkr we ew fucking nsfjbtich
{Vicky} He's learning. :O
{Vicky} I'll be right there sweetie. ;)
{Sil} Logman?
{Sil} Vimkey?
{Sil} You better not be fucking my sister again.