Loser protagonist.. Check
Poor as me.. Check
Got a green hat by an obvious gold digger.. Check
System arriving.. Check
A fatty best friend.. Check
Rewards for literally doing nothing.. Check
Cold Jade Beauty approaching.. Check
Face slapping ex.. Check
Face slapping rich young master.. Check
Face slapping rich young master's father.. Check
Face slapping rich young master's clan.. Check
Face slapping rich young master again.. Check
"Yawn.. I have literally memorised all the novels at this point."
Lying flat on the bed holding the phone above, the man said with a yawn as he exited the novel and began searching for another brainrot.
Even after knowing that he wouldn't gain shit reading these shitty novels, he still continued to do so with diligence that, if applied to studies, would have landed him in Harvard if tried.
"Man.. I am really bored. No good novels are left to read."
Damon really missed the days of lockdown when the webnovels were at their peak, new and interesting novels refreshing every second.
Skimmed through every site, reading all kinds of novels, from peak fiction to peak brainrot, Damon had no choice but to turn his mind once again towards the machine translations, hoping to find something.. just something to help him pass some time.
"God I don't ask you for some Solo Leveling shit... Just some readable novel."
Even after having thousands of demands about a novel, Damon had now lowered his standards to the bare minimum nowadays to just pass his time.
A non-perverted and serious protagonist who isn't some hero of righteousness but a practical and realist person.
Overpowered and loner protagonist.
No harem, no jade beauties flocking to the protagonist or Mickey's curse triggering on every beast.
Serious plot and balanced world-building without repetitive clichés and most important for MTLs:
'No nationalism or racism.. God I am just done with that shit.'
Changing his lying position, Damon skimmed through lists of novels, filtering one by one, checking the ratings and reviews to find a novel worth reading.
'Ok I know what I demand is a bit excessive but if nothing else, at least a novel without racism and nationalism.'
Yeah.. opening novels, checking synopsis and ratings, finally finding something to be able to read and boom—nationalism appears out of nowhere destroying the whole flow...
'I am not against nationalism or patriotism but this shit is just excessive...'
The propaganda of these Huaxia country novels is just too much.
'Did the protagonist drink his mother's milk or the president's to be this racist?'
That's a question Damon always wondered while reading these kinds of novels as he refreshed the page.
[It Is Reasonable For A Passerby To Have A Few Systems!] [Synopsis:
Travelling through time in the world of novels where protagonists and villains fight for jade beauties. Ye Chen gains the Passerby's Life Script System.
Seeing the life scripts of all beings and being able to plunder the systems of others, Ye Chen—now Damon—began his journey of being a passerby plundering systems and jade beauties.
Protagonist: Nima! Why do you have my system?
Villain: Fuck I am a stepping stone for protagonists? Thank God I have a great villain system—Fuck where did the system go?
Shenhao: I have squandered all my money? Why is there no rebate?
Regressed Immortal Emperor: Why is my mom sleeping with you!!]
[Rating: 5 {69 Reviews}]
"This.. seems quite good." No reviews stating nationalism, some say funny, some say good.. no negative or constructive review? That's sus..
'Or maybe the novel I have been searching for.'
Clicking on the Read Now button, Damon plunged himself once again into the world of novels.
Hmm travelling through time—I mean transmigrating into a supernatural world as a poor loser. Awakening system.
Um? Delivery man carrying the takeout is also a transmigrator with a system almost binding him? Plunder his system and close the door after giving a tip?
Unlimited Wealth System? 10x cashback on everything?
Why is the fucker only spending on live streamers?
Classmate is a regressed Beast Master with 'Beast Evolution System'?
Why don't you just plunder the system, what are you waiting for!
The story was going great.. kind of average I guess.. but okay with some annoying factors and Pokémon harem and a lot of unnecessary face slaps which, as a veteran reader, Damon could just ignore. But what annoyed Damon more was:
"Fucking nationalism again?"
"FUCK DRAGON KINGDOM!!"
Boom!
The flash of lightning was all Damon remembered as his mind went blank, leaving the room with the burning smell of his charred corpse—that's all that remained, along with the ruined ceiling, ending the chapter of Damon on Earth.
'And starting my new chapter on the Azure Planet.'
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Hello Everyone, this is my first time writing novels.. after years of reading and after experiencing so much boredome I have finally decide to write something of my own please do tell me If I made any mistakes as this is the first time for writing the novel for me too. Thank you for reading