[Me: ㄴㅈ (N.J.)]
[Stranger: ㅇㅈ (Y.J.)]
[Me: Oh… slut?]
[Stranger: Your mom.]
[The stranger has left the chat.]
"Ah, fuck."
I was used to this kind of trolling, but it still pissed me off.
[You have been connected to a stranger.]
[Stranger: ㄴㅈ (N.J.)]
[Do you want to leave the chat?]
[Yes / No]
Without hesitation, I pressed 'Yes.'
Once again, a message appeared: Connecting to a stranger…
"…Today's another fucking sausage fest."
If I got lucky and actually matched with a girl in this random chat—
And if I could sweet-talk her into sending me a pic of her tits—
Then that'd be the perfect side dish for tonight's jerk-off session.
"Huu…"
[You have been connected to a stranger.]
At the new message, I straightened my posture.
Then, with solemn focus, I began typing.
[Me: ㄴㅈ (N.J.)]
"Haah…"
I didn't have high hopes.
As always, most of them were either guys or guys pretending to be girls.
I knew that, yet I kept clinging to the slim chance.
[Stranger: What does ㄴㅈ mean?]
Was this some kind of "innocent newbie" act?
My head throbbed at the familiar script.
[Me: ㄴㅈ = 남자? (Are you a guy?)]
But still… just in case…
Maybe they really were new. Maybe they were actually a girl.
That faint hope kept me from leaving right away.
[Stranger: Lol ㄴㅈ means guy? Then I'm ㅇㅈ (Y.J. = 여자, girl).]
A guy pretending to be a girl.
That was my conclusion.
Most likely, that was the case.
[Me: ㅎㅇ (Hi)]
[Stranger: ㅎㅇㅎㅇ (Hi hi)]
Why the hell would a guy pretend to be a girl?
Maybe they got off on the deception—I didn't care.
The problem was that I was already sick of this situation.
So I decided to play along, pretending to be fooled while subtly testing them.
[Me: What are you doing?]
[Stranger: Just lying in bed lol.]
[Me: Same lol.]
[Stranger: Where are you? It's so fucking hot today, I don't wanna do anything.]
[Me: Fr lol. Best thing is just staying home with the AC on.]
It was midsummer.
There was no way it wasn't hot everywhere.
[Stranger: So what are you doing here?]
At the pointed question, I didn't hesitate.
[Me: Are your tits big?]
Since they were probably a guy anyway, I wanted them to leave first.
That way, it'd feel like I won.
[Stranger: Uh-huh, fucking huge.]
Surprisingly, they were playing along.
I'd tried pretending to be a girl before, but the disgusting follow-up questions always made me leave immediately.
But this person wasn't backing down.
Either they had thick skin or they enjoyed messing with me.
[Me: Lol how big?]
[Stranger: Why do you care?]
[Me: The average is A-cup, right? Even if yours are big, they're probably a loose B at best lol.]
[Stranger: Wtf lol? That was my size in elementary school.]
Their tone was relaxed.
They didn't seem bothered by my teasing at all.
Either their tits were actually huge, or—more likely—they were a guy taking zero damage.
[Me: Proof?]
[Stranger: What proof?]
[Me: You said they're huge. So send a pic of those huge tits.]
If they were a guy, they'd leave the moment I asked for proof.
If they were a dedicated troll, they might dig up a stolen pic somewhere.
But even if it was fake, I didn't care.
I could just use it to fantasize and jerk off.
And if—just if—they were actually a girl… well, that'd be even better.
Gulp.
No reply yet.
Like an idiot, I got hard over this stupid provocation.
Again, I felt that stupid, hopeful anticipation.
This was just how men were.
[Me: Can't even send proof but claims they're huge lol. Must be nothing worth seeing.]
I prodded them again, trying to provoke a reaction.
[Stranger: The only thing worthless here is your dick ^_^]
[Me: Uh-huh, mine's huge~]
They should've left by now.
There was no reason to keep up this pointless, low-quality conversation.
[Stranger: Nah, cap.]
[Me: The only cap here is your tits lol.]
[Stranger: No lol, I'm serious. Ugh, whatever, don't believe me then.]
[Me: Yeah~ I never did~]
[Stranger: Ugh, enough. I'm fucking hungry right now.]
[Me: Changing the subject lol.]
[Stranger: No lol, I'm not—I'm actually hungry.]
Something felt… off.
I started to think they might actually be a girl.
[Me: No food at home?]
[Stranger: There is, but I'm too lazy.]
[Me: Hey, how old are you?]
[Stranger: Me?]
[Me: Yeah.]
[Stranger: 20. You?]
"Oh…"
Same age.
No way to know if it was true.
I still didn't know if they were a guy or a girl.
But the fact that they were around my age made me even more excited.
Subconsciously, my mind was already filling with the possibility that they might be a girl.
[Me: I'm 21 lol. So I'm your oppa.]
[Stranger: LMAO you're out here asking if my tits are big at that age? Where'd all those years go?]
[Me: Call me oppa.]
[Stranger: Bullshit lol. You sound like a kid, tf you mean oppa?]
[Me: I'm a whole year older. You should call me oppa.]
[Stranger: Stop the cap. Or prove it.]
[Me: Prove what?]
[Stranger: Show me your ID lol. Wait, do you even have one?]
Was I crazy enough to show my ID?
I just wanted to hear "oppa."
[Me: Ugh, fine. Don't call me that if you don't want to.]
[Stranger: LOL caught in 4K and now trying to play it cool? Disgusting.]
…This person really seemed like a girl, but she was annoying as hell.
I just wanted her to quietly send a damn tit pic.
[Stranger: You really wanna see my tits that badly?]
Gulp.
The topic circled back.
Instinctively, I thought—if I played my cards right, she might actually send one.
[Me: Yeah….]
[Stranger: LOL fine, you're kinda cute. I'll show you.]
[Me: What first?]
My fingers moved quickly, eager.
[Stranger: LMAOOOO]
I'd humor her.
My modest goal was to see not just her tits but maybe even her pussy.
[Stranger: I'm fucking hungry right now. Go to the snack bar near my place, get some tteokbokki to-go, and bring it to me. Then I'll show you.]
[Me: How am I supposed to know where you live -_-]
[Stranger: LOL wait, I'll send the address.]
I doubted she'd actually share her real address.
…But I was wrong.
[Stranger: [Photo]]
[Stranger: Takeout from here lol. Then I'll tell you my address. Come over and stare at my tits all you want lol.]
A screenshot of a local snack bar—not a chain.
But the name… the address… the exterior—it all looked way too familiar.
"Holy shit…"
My blood ran cold.
My heart pounded.
[Stranger: Order #3, the rose tteokbokki set, and get it to-go.]
Too specific to be random.
In fact, it was exactly what I'd order.
[Me: How am I supposed to get there -_-]
My hands shook as I feigned reluctance.
[Stranger: If you wanna see these tits so bad, you gotta put in the work. 30 minutes max.]
I could go.
Easy.
It wouldn't even take 30 minutes.
But the sheer eeriness of it all hit me.
That snack bar, the address—even this errand felt way too familiar.
[Me: LOLOLOLOL]
[Stranger: Why you laughing? You haven't left yet?]
"Wow, fuck…"
[Me: Dude -_- how am I supposed to get there LOL]
[Stranger: LOL just buy it, send me a pic, and I'll give you my address. Come over and stare at my tits all you want.]
She didn't seem to consider that I might live near that snack bar.
But then again, neither did I.
"Huu…"
I took a deep breath.
Time to assess the situation.
I grabbed the clothes scattered on the floor and threw them on.
[Stranger: I'm starving~ Hurry~ LOL]
I swallowed dryly.
[Me: Just flash your tits and wait LOL]
"Haah, huu… haaah…"
My breathing grew rough from excitement.
My heart raced, and my palms were sweaty.
[Stranger: Bullshit LOL. If you're late, I'm dead.]
She had no idea.
Maybe it was just a coincidence.
But I could find out.
And now was the time.