Mess with everyone, not just with a Danjin main.
Honestly speaking, as a Danjin main, I think this was greatly exaggerated. Of course, in a humorous way.
Yeah sure I managed to beat a boss while using my eyelids by attaching sensors on it, but it's not like it's that hard right?
Some other Danjin main even played while blindfolded.
Some even used a guitar.
I mean… Yeah, we do solo bosses on a constant health of less than 10% of HP, dodges every time, and parries perfectly.
But, it's not that amazing right?
You just gotta memorize the attack pattern, and then just dodge here and there.
Can you see the pattern here? Yes! We are not that great, even much less for me.
We just like thrill and challenge, and everyone can do it like us too.
"Yep, we are totally just some normal players!" I said as I brought my right hand to my chin, convincing myself of the said opinion.
[Yo dude, wanna co-op? There's this hologram boss that I just cant beat]
I looked at my phone, directly opening the game after I saw the message I received.
[aight, accept it] I sent back a message after logging in the game.
"Ah" I let out a voice after looking at the time. [btw we need to defeat it fast, I need to submit a research paper that is due in literally 5 minutes.]
[wait what? dude, do that first lmao]
[nevermind that, lezzgoo!]
[okok]
"Oh, so it's the dragon," I said after I saw the hologram boss, following him in the game.
"Okay, let's start!" I exclaimed as press the challenge button, I'm not usually this noisy though.
"Heh," I smirked as 1 minute in the game passed through.
"...Truly a peak game," I said, smiling through the pain as I felt my phone already heating up. "Damn it… it's not even 5 minutes."
I am so gonna vent this feeling to that boss.
*Zing!*
A circular glow appeared in the boss. Timing it perfectly, I then pressed the attack button, shaving the boss' shield.
After that, I massacred it.
I am sure Danjin could also feel my happiness.
ahahahahahahahahahaha
Thankfully, I managed to beat it in under 4 minutes. So I was able to submit our research paper.
[gtg bro, need to go home now. my phone is sh*t]
[ok]
I'm currently at the school right, after grabbing my things, I immediately head out of the room.
After heading out of the school, I got blinded in the eyes.
The rays of the sun shone upon me, and I could already feel the burning sensation.
The mortal enemy of the gooners and bed lurkers, the SUN!
"Gaahh!"
Oh yeah, it's still noon in summer, no wonder it's so hot.
I immediately went to the nearest convenience store and bought a cold drink to cool myself out.
There was a specific temperature of the water that I really liked.
One that's not too cold, nor too lukewarm. Just cold enough.
I twisted the bottle as I drank the water I preferred like I'm some water connoisseur.
Oh yeah ambatuka—
Yeah, we're not going in that direction. This is a family-friendly fanf—
*Flash!*
I then exited the convenience store after several minutes.
This time, I was now holding an umbrella.
Ah? What I was about to say?? I'm… not sure what you mean by that? As far as I know, I just drank a bottle of water and then went outside like normal.
Haha! Nah, I'm sure I didn't suddenly forget something. There's no gap in my memory.
Anyway, I was walking on my way home.
When something suddenly hit my eye.
"Gaahhh! That sunlight again!" I have a sensitive eye you see.
…You see, while I can't right now.
Ehehehehe
Horrible pun, I know.
But seriously, I'm having trouble seeing right now!
Everything's so blurry!
I covered both of my eyes with my hands.
5 Seconds passed, and I gently rubbed my eyes and opened them.
My vision became clear as seconds passed.
"What.. the…" My eyes went wide as I regained my complete and perfect vision.
In front of me were high rise buildings.
People were weird.
Ah, no racist remark intended!
Some have animal traits on their body, while some have an actual object characteristic in their body.
Wait.. was that an actual spray?
This man have a water spray as his head…
I then looked more around, colors drained from my body as everything seemed so unfamiliar from the place I lived in, yet the current place looked familiar at the same time.
Anway, f*ck.
"Did I just got Subaru'ed?"