> "Power without purpose is boredom. Purpose without power is despair. But both are a pain to explain to a bald man in pajamas."
— The Blank One, on managing cosmic allies
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Kuoh Academy – Gym Field
The sun glared over Kuoh as students ran laps, dodged volleyballs, and gossiped about devils they couldn't name.
Our MC stood in gym clothes, stretching with exaggerated slowness.
He had no intention of participating.
No one noticed. Not even Sona, clipboard in hand.
Just the way he liked it.
[Dimension Chat Group: New Member Summoned – Saitama]
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[Chat Log: Welcome to Bald Doom]
Saitama:
> Oh, hey. What's this? A new game?
Kazuma:
> God help us.
Rimuru:
> I detect existential flatness.
Blank One (MC):
> Welcome, Saitama. You've been selected for a part-time hero gig—interdimensional edition.
Saitama:
> Cool. Do I get coupons?
Blank One:
> Better. You get to punch things that actually matter.
Saitama:
> …I'm listening.
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[Mission: Fist of Collapse]
World: OPM – Alt Timeline
Target: Corrupted Champion who absorbed multiple limiters and became "God's Fist"
Objective: Disable Champion before he punches a hole through the dimension's core
Reward: 2 Talent Points + 1000 Coins + Passive Skill
Time Limit: 10 minutes (World Time), 30 seconds (Earth Time)
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MC's Gym Moment
He collapsed mid-run.
The PE teacher didn't even blink.
"Sakamoto-kun's out again," someone muttered.
He lay face-first on the grass.
And vanished.
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[World Transfer: OPM – Ruined Z-City]
A massive crater trembled beneath their feet.
Standing atop a skyscraper shard was a man wrapped in divine muscle, golden tattoos spiraling around his arms.
"YOU! ARE! BENEATH! ME!" he roared, charging up a punch that shimmered across dimensions.
Saitama:
> That him?
MC:
> Yes. Don't kill him yet.
Saitama:
> No promises.
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[Combat Begins]
The Champion swung.
Air warped. Buildings shattered.
Saitama blocked it with one finger.
The world held its breath.
Saitama:
> Tch. You're loud.
The next punch sent the Champion flying through seventeen ruined buildings, a dust trail like a meteor.
MC (internally):
He's bored again. We need emotional stakes, or he'll leave.
He activated Hollow Doctrine – Phase III: Echo Seal, pinning the Champion's "absorbed limiters" and exposing the stolen essence—a golden orb bound in divine fate energy.
MC:
> Now.
Saitama appeared behind the Champion and tapped the orb.
It cracked.
Then shattered.
The corrupted aura fled, screeching like a dying algorithm.
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[Mission Complete]
+2 Talent Points
+1000 Coins
Reward Unlocked: Passive Skill — "Eternal Focus" (Lv.1)
(Boosts clarity and reaction speed in high-stress moments)
Saitama:
> Sooo… that's it?
MC:
> For now.
Saitama:
> Got any ramen?
MC:
> Three bowls in the starter shop. Spicy miso included.
Saitama:
> I like this group.
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[Back to Kuoh – 30 Seconds Later]
He blinked.
Still face down on the gym field.
"You alive?" asked Kiba, nudging him.
"…Yes. I merely communed with the Earth."
Kiba smiled awkwardly and walked off.
Perfect.
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[Chat Group – Side Banter]
Rimuru:
> So what's next? A healer?
Kazuma:
> Please be hot.
[New Member Summoned: Tsunade Senju]
Tsunade:
> If one of you calls me "grandma," I'm knocking your teeth out.
Kazuma:
> Worth it.
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