I woke up with a start, and my first thought was about the purchase I made yesterday—second-hand RS5 console. And the cost... What was the price tag again? Eh, leave it. I don't give a shit about that. All I care about is the game I've wanted to play for soooo long.
It's not like I haven't played it before—but only on my trusty mobile. As I turned to the left side of my bed to grab the phone, my face still dazed and confused, I noticed something strange. Why does my ceiling look like it's made of mud? And the color—it's brown. Brown like shit.
I tried to grab my phone but only caught air. After flailing my hands around, trying to feel for my table or phone, I turned my face to see who the fuck was trying to ruin my early morning gaming. What I saw shocked me—no table, no phone, no plugs. Only a mud pot and a bowl.
Why the heck is there a mud pot shaped like an elongated pen#s?
I looked around, shifting my body to sit upright, and instantly felt a bunch of sharp pokes on my ass. I started rubbing the spot where the grass stabbed me and stood up to move off the... makeover bed. Shit... shit... *"Ouch!"* *"Ouch!"*—those were the sounds coming from my mouth as I got off the so-called bed made entirely of dried grass!
What the heck, man?! Why am I here?
I clearly remember sleeping on my bed—no, wait, I didn't even make it home. I didn't even reach anywhere near my house. What happened?
I closed my eyes, trying to focus and remember. Yeah... I saw a white light.
It happened right after I bought the RS5 console. I was crossing a street, too happy, too excited. Not only had I bought the RS5, but I also had every *Arch: Survival Evolved* game pre-installed. I was fantasizing about how much fun I was going to have. But what I totally missed... was that I was standing in the middle of the road.
And then... I guess Truck-kun did his thing. *Sigh.*
Fucker. I had just bought the one thing I loved the most, and now I've kicked the damn bucket... reincarnated in a place where I have to sleep on a bed like *this*?
While saying this out loud, I pointed toward the most hated thing I'd ever seen in this world. Even that weird elongated pen#s pot looked better—and at least it was safe to use.
*Coughing and feigning ignorance,* I muttered those words and started thinking about what the hell to do next.
I saw some light coming from outside. I walked towards it and saw my upper body was naked and had green patches all over. It was like someone grinded leaves and just slapped them on my body.
Don't tell me it's the same thing!!!
And my lower body? Bro, just my boxers. The cheap ones I bought from the previous world—the pink ones with Barbie designs on it.
Man, I thought no one would see it! I was wearing it inside, under my clothes, but now? Who the fuck made me naked like this?! Fucker even saw my Barbie pink boxer!
As I walked more towards the light, I heard someone coming... shouting like *"uh-ha ah-ha, uhh."*
While I was busy wondering what the fuck was happening, I saw a man and a girl coming closer.
Both of them were tall as fuck, bigger than me, with long-ass hands. Their skin was dark, and they were still shouting weirdly like *"uh-ha ah-ha, uhh."*
I think... they are talking?
The girl caught my eye first.
Holy shit, she's a hottieeee!
Dark-skinned but damn hot!
Fluffy ass, big jugs, slim waist... man, black beauty!!!
And the dude? Robust strong chest, long-ass legs, both of them holding something like bamboo sticks.
When they saw me, they immediately stopped shouting at each other.
The girl looked at me like she was ready to eat me alive, while the guy showed no fucking emotion. Dead serious face.
While they were busy scanning me like grocery items, I had a sudden realization—
Wait... why the fuck were they shouting like that before? Don't they have a proper language???
Fucking hell, *Trunk-kun*, from today you're my mortal enemy for life.
But... one good thing—
Maybe they didn't notice my pink Barbie boxer.
Phew!! Saved from becoming the local laughing stock.
Then the girl started talking to the guy in some different tone—not like the weird *uh-ha* shouting from earlier.
Ohhh!
So they do have a language.
But then... what the fuck was that weird yelling earlier??
The man replied back too.
They chatted for a bit, and then just turned around and started walking away.
The girl, though? Still eyeing me like she wanted to slice my head off.
What?! You wanna kill me or what, huh?!
Listen, I might not be a sportsman, but I'm still a man. Show some fucking respect!
...what I got in return was pure ignorance.
I know they can't understand a single word I'm saying, but still, bro—where's the respect?!
I sat down on the ground, thinking what the fuck I should do next.
This place... this totally feels like some tribal shit.
And me?
A useless teacher from the previous world... a gaming addict...
Bro, I don't know jackshit about hunting or gathering!
And the worst part?
My fair skin stands out like a damn lighthouse here.
While I was sitting there, brooding, making random circles with my finger in the dirt...
I heard a noise—
**Ding!**