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Y/n: "What? Where the hell am I?"
Y/n found himself in a dark a foggy forest that was completely dark. He looked around for a moment before trying to walk. But he could only turn his body.
Y/n: "This has to be some sort of dream... right?"
???: "Almost..."
Y/n quickly turned around, seeing a familiar face.
Y/n: "Wait a second. Aren't you the guy who served under my first Witch kill?"
???: "My name is Dante Fury. I am the strongest champ.... Former Champion of Lady Mira..."
Dante looked down at his feet with sadness, but then he looked up with a stoic expression before walking towards Y/n.
Dante: "The Fury family has spent countless years serving under Witches as their guardians. When you killed me and ate my Kishin Soul but darkness. Then something awoken my aimless Soul, en encounter with someone familiar, someone I need to kill in order to avenge Lady Mira."
Y/n: "What are you trying to say?"
Dante: "When another Y/n L/n appears. I will take your body. And slaughter them like a pig."
"LEGENDARY SOULS"
Episode 9
You Foolish Fool Foolishly being Fooled by Foolishly Fooled Fools!
Kid, Blackstar and Y/n's misadventure?
Y/n: "ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz!"
Y/n was asleep in the Library with his face deep in a book about Soul Studies. Around him were thousands of books in large messy piles. Sid walked over to him with a book in hand and smacked him on the head with it.
Y/n: "GAH! Ow! Why did you do that?"
Sid: "Because. It's time for an Extra Lesson."
Y/n: "OH MY GOD! I'VE ALREADY DONE LIKE 3 OF THEM! *Groan* I'm already a DeathScythe, shouldn't I be a teacher or something?"
Sid: "Well. The lesson isn't for you alone. It's for him."
Sid said as he pointed behind him. Y/n looked over the zombie's shoulder to see Blackstar sitting on a huge pile of books.
Blackstar: "WHAT!?"
Y/n: "DAMN YOU BLACKSTAR!!!"
Sid: "Calm down you too. Now get to cleaning. Put every book back in order."
Blackstar: "What? No way. Not me."
Y/n: "Also no. Why do I have to do Extra Lessons? I'm already a DeathScythe! 5 times!"
Sid: "Listen you brats. Blackstar, on you last Extra Lesson you didn't collect a single Soul. Y/n, your here to make sure it gets done."
Y/n: "UGH!!"
Blackstar: "What good Is staking books gonna do me? Cleaning? No way. I'm too big for that. Stars don't clean. Isn't there anything better for me to do, like when we beat you and the crazy professor up?"
Sid: "Listen up for once Blackstar, you have more raw power than almost anyone else in your class, and yet you have nothing to show for it. It's not fair to Tsubaki she's trying hard and you're holding her back."
Sid was now halfway out the door while still Lecturing.
Sid: "Right now what you need is punishment. Something tedious and boring to put you back on track. And Y/n, this will teach you the value of hard work for the good of mankind without needing to be payed."
Y/n: "BLASPHEMY!!!"
Sid then closed the door to the Library leaving Y/n and Blackstar alone.
Y/n: "....."
Blackstar: "....."
Y/n: "..."
Blackstar: ".... I'll pay you 10 bucks to do this for me."
Y/n: "Fuckin deal."
"Timeskip"
Blackstar: "AH HAHAHAHA YAHAHA YAHAHA!"
Blackstar was sitting on a stack of books while reading a comic book, while Y/n dashed around with extreme speed cleaning the Library.
Blackstar: "This is awesome! This guy's almost as big a star as I am! I didn't know they had Comic Books in the Library. This is the kinda Extra Lesson I can live with."
Familiar voice: "Hey, keep it down would you. You're in a library."
Blackstar looked up from his comic to see Death The Kid standing there.
Blackstar: "Yeah, sorry. What are you doing here Kid? Are you getting punished too?"
Kid: "No I'm here to check out a book. I'm conducting some research in the Symmetry of famous weapons. I'd actually like to take that book that's under your butt if you don't mind moving for a second."
Before Blackstar could get up, a yellow blur sped past and handed the book to Kid.
Blackstar: "OW! What the hell Y/n?"
Y/n: "Huh?"
Y/n suddenly stopped dashing, reveling his current form.
Y/n: "Oh, sorry. Kinda got in the zone there. Oh, hey Kid."
Kid: "That armor is disgusting."
Y/n: "Huh?"
Kid: "It's almost perfectly symmetrical, except for the Belt, the Lion and the Cheetah. You should change into something better."
Y/n: "Sorry. But this is one of my fastest forms that won't set books on fire when I touch them because I'm the speed of light. Anyway. What book did I just hand you?"
Kid: "Excalibur."
Blackstar: "What's that?"
Kid: "From what I've heard it's a Legendary Weapon, known as the Holy Sword. They say that, "He who draws the sword will be known as a hero and receive everlasting glory and fame." I've heard that someone who obtained Excalibur in the past became a mighty king. I bet a sword as powerful as this one had absolutely flawless symmetry! Oh Symmetry!"
Blackstar: "Hero! King! That sounds perfect to me!"
Y/n: "Fame means money and if Fame is Everlasting, then.... Everlasting Money!"
Stein: "Oh. You mean Excalibur, huh?"
Suddenly Stein had appeared infront of The three.
Blackstar: "Hey Professor, Are you here for punishment too?"
Stein: "Huh? Punishment? What are you talking about?"
Kid: "Do you know anything about the legend of Excalibur?"
Stein: "The holy sword Excalibur... it was too much, even for me."
Y/n: "Nandato!?"
Blackstar: "Really? Even you tried to pull the sword?"
Kid: "Even you couldn't draw the sword, Professor?... The Holy Sword Excalibur."
Blackstar: "Now I'm really Intrested!"
Y/n: "IKUZE IKUZE IKUZE!"
"Timeskip"
Kid Blackstar and Y/n stood infront of a waterfall.
Kid: "This is it."
Blackstar: "YAHOO! Excalibur's up ther waiting for me."
Y/n: "I can't wait! I can finally see what a legendary weapon is like!"
Kid: "According to this we have to climb up there and find the cave where the sword is in."
Y/n: "Easy peasy lemon squeezy! O's Driver!"
A new Driver then appeared around Y/n's waist.
Y/n then inserted three Blue Medals into the Driver before scanning them.
O's Driver: "SHACHI! UNAGI! TAKO! *Splash* SHA-SHA-SHAUTA! SHA-SHA-SHAUTA!
Y/n had transformed into the ShUTa Full Combo.
Kid then summoned a Skateboard with his Reaper Magic. Kid used the Skateboard to fly towards the came, while Y/n transformed into Water and swam up the Waterfall.
Blackstar: "HEY! NO FAIR! Spoiled Ritch kids and DeathScythes get all the fancy toys! DON'T THINK YOU CAN LEAVE ME BEHIND!"
Blackstar then began climbing up the cliff with extreme speed. He then jumped up and landed inside of the cave where water flowed into the waterfall right next to Y/n.
Blackstar: "Huh? Where'd Kid go he's not here. Where'd he go?"
Y/n: "No he's here. He's just over there."
Y/n said as he pointed behind himself, revealing that Blackstar was hanging into a large overhanging root.
Kid: "I can't come down there's water. My pants are going to get wet."
Blackstar: "What are you talking about?"
Y/n he wants us to carry him."
Blackstar: "Yeah right. You can stay there."
Y/n: "Yeah. If you can't make it, you're not worthy."
Y/n and Blackstar began walking away leaving Kid there.
Kid: "Such a terrible obstacle so early in the quest. Wait a second! Y/n."
Y/n: "What?"
"Timeskip"
Blackstar and Y/n walked through the cave, Y/n was still in ShaUTa form with Kid on his back, he also had 5 dollars in his hand.
Kid: "Our chosen path, is truly a cruel one."
Blackstar: "Yeah, you've really got it rough there, don't you?"
Y/n: "I'm not complaining. 5 more bucks for me!"
Blackstar and Y/n kept walking until they met a fairy.
Y/n: "Is that a fairy?"
Blackstar: "What's it doing here?"
Kid: "We're looking for a legendary sword. A fairy or 2 shouldn't be suprising. Is Excalibur up ahead? Are we in the right place?"
The fairy... well she did this.
Before flying away.
Blackstar: "She's not a very polite fairy, is she?"
Y/n: "I don't think that means what we think it means."
"Timeskip"
The three of them kept walking, but stopped when they reached a room where light shined on a sword in the distance.
Kid: "That's it. The holy sword Excalibur."
They then walked over to the sword and examined it.
Blackstar: "Amazing."
Kid: "The air here is vibrating."
Y/n: "I can already feel the Everlasting Money."
Kid: "A magnificent sword that can only be pulled put by the chosen hero, by me."
*POP!*
Y/n grabbed the sword and took it out if the ground with extreme ease.
Y/n: "Everlasting Money! Here I come!"
Y/n danced around with happiness while Blackstar and Soul fell with depression.
Blackstar: "There's no way your the chosen hero! It must have worked for you cause you're a DeathScythe×5!"
Y/n: "..... Yeah. I guess your right. I'm way to powerful for my own good."
Y/n then put the sword back allowing Blackstar to try.
*POP!*
Blackstar then took it out of the ground just as easily. This put Kid into an even deeper depression.
Kid: "How about another do over."
Blackstar: "Huh? You saying that didn't count or something. Fine but I'm sure it's gonna be the same everytime."
Blackstar then stabbed the blade back into the ground giving Kid a try. Kud reached for the blade, but suddenly drew his hand back and squatted down before whipping the handle.
Kid: "Best to be safe. Who knows who else has touched this sword over the years."
Y/n: "Hurry up. I'm bored with my lack of everlasting money."
Kid then stood up and gripped the sword, when...
*POP*
Kid pulled the sword just like Blackstar and Y/n, with ease.
Kid: "It came out!"
Black & Y/n: "Nandato!?
Blackstar: "How were you able to do it too? I must have loosened it."
Y/n: "I have a very foreboding feeling."
The three of them stood there in confusion for a moment before they were interrupted.
???: "Welcome to my cave young ones."
Excalibur then began to shine before floating into the air.
Blackstar: "It's talking!?"
Excalibur: "Please forgive the belated salutations. I am the holy sword, EXCALIBUR!"
Excalibur then shined a blinding gold before transforming into it's... "normal" form.
Blackstar: "So... incredibly...."
Blackstar: ".... Lame!"
"!Chibi Commercial!"
Chibi Kid and Blackstar sat next to eachother while Chibi Y/n stood infront of them. Chibi Y/n transformed into Chibi Kiva, causing Chibi Blackstar to hold up a card that said 10, while Chibi Kid held up one that said 0 with "Legs" written under it. Chibi Y/n then transformed into Chibi Type Tridoron. Again, Chibi Blackstar held up a 10, while Chibi Kid held up a 0 with "Tire and Arms" written under it. Chibi Y/n then transformed into Chibi Cross-ZBuild, causing Blackstar to hold up a 20, while Kid held up a -10 with the word "Everything" written under it. Chibi Y/n thought for a moment before transforming into a new White form with Bottles covering his body, this was Chibi Build Genius form. Seeing this caused stars to appear in Chibi Kid's eyes while he held up an 8888 card that said "Perfect" written under it, but Chibi Blackstar lazily held up a 0 card with the words "Boring" written under it.
"!Chibi Commercial Over!"
Sid opened the doors to the Library and walked in.
Sid: "Let's see, are you still hard at work in here you two?"
Sid was amazed to see that the Library was sparklingly clean.
Sid: "WOAH! SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT!"
Tsubaki: "Oh hi Mr. Sid. After I put this book away We'll be done."
Stephanie: "*Yawn!* We're done with our half."
Law: *We did an awesome job! In silence*
Sid: "Tsubaki? Stephanie? Law? Those brats must have dumped their punishment on you three and ran off. When I was still alive I hated when dirty tricks like these were pulled."
Stephanie: "Actually, this place was basically spotless when Y/n and Blackstar asked us to finish for them. Ther were just 10 books on a table that he didn't know where to put."
Sid: "Wait! So they did do the work?"
Stein: "Well one of them did. Blackstar payed Y/n to all the work with super speed."
Sid: "UGH! THAT NO GOOD BRAT!"
Stein: "If you're looking for them, they went off with Kid to find the holy sword. Why, has Y/n done something wrong?"
Sid: "The, Holy Sword?"
Stein: "Yes. Excalibur."
Sid: "The same sword that tears the air, and shakes the very ground."
Stein: "...."
Sid: "....."
Stein: "Let's stop talking about it."
Sid: "Yeah. In some way, this is the ultimate punishment. I'll let this one slide, that's the kinda man I was."
Sid then went off to grade tests, leaving the three students confused.
"Meanwhile at the "Plot""
Blackstar cringed at the sight of Excalibur's true form.
Blackstar: "You're the holy sword? In the top hat? Seriously?"
Kid laughed while Y/n just had a S H O O K expression. Excalibur then pointed his cane at Blackstar.
Excalibur: "You're one to talk in that funny outfit. Who are you?"
Blackstar: "Who am I? I'M BLACK☆ST-"
Excalibur: "My legend dates back to 12th century thank you very much! From the looks of you, you must be Misters, with the exception on this one Weapon. Where are did you 3 come from!?"
Excalibur said as he poked Y/n in the face with his cane.
Y/n: "Hey! It's rude to poke people like that!"
Kid: "We're from Death Weapo-"
Excalibur: "I know that. Here I want to show you something."
Excalibur then began walking away from the three, when in reality he was just walking in place.
Blackstar: "Why'd you ask if you already knew the answer? What's with this guy?"
Y/n: "And why isn't he wearing any pants?"
Kid: "What's he going to show us? I wonder."
Excalibur then pointed his cane at Blackstar again.
Excalibur: "Do you three want to hear the legend of me!?"
Blackstar: "Put that thing away."
Excalibur: "Do you want to hear a heroic tale!?"
Blackstar: "Get that thing out of my face!"
Excalibur: "Where have you traveled here from!?"
Y/n: "Dear Lord we shouldn't be here!"
Blackstar then knocked the cane away from his face.
Blackstar: "Like we said we're from Death Weapon Mist-"
Excalibur: "What Is your favorite number between 1 and 12?"
Y/n: "Why 1 and 12?"
Blackstar: "1 obviously because I refuse to back down until I'm number one!"
Kid: "And mine is 8, because of its perfect symmetry."
Y/n: "I guess mine would be 10, because you can buy so a bunch of cheap food with 10 bucks."
Excalibur: "F O O L S! What right do you have to choose a number! My Legend Legend dates all the way back to the 12th century y'know!"
Y/n: "Kid, use your death powers and kill me, right now."
Blackstar: "What do you mean? You asked us to pick a number and we did!"
Excalibur: "Do you want to hear my legend or not?"
Blackstar: "Fine! Just quit it with the cane will ya!"
Y/n: "BLACKSTAR YOU HAVE DOOMED US!"
Excalibur: "Like I said. My legend begins in 12th century."
The scene then changed to Excalibur drinking coffee at a modern day Cafe.
Excalibur: "My mornings begin with a cut of coffee with cream at the Cafe."
The scene then replayed.
Excalibur: "My afternoons begin with a cup of harp tea with 2 sugars."
The scene then changed back to the cave.
Excalibur: "And my evenings..."
Blackstar: "Let me guess Booze?"
Y/n: "Or maybe warm milk?"
Blackstar: "Either sounds right for an old guy like yo-"
Excalibur: "F O O L! In the evening I change into my pajamas."
Blackstar: "Why do we care about that?"
Y/n: "Dear God! This is like talking to my Grand Parents!"
Kid: "That's irrelevant to the legend th-"
Excalibur: "F O O L S! Do you know what this hat is?"
Y/n: "Nandato?"
Excalibur: "I asked, do you know what this hat is?"
Blackstar: "How should we know that?"
Kid: "It appears to be made of Silk if that's what you mean."
Excalibur: "F O O L S! If you don't know I'll have to tell you. The taller the chef's hat, the greater the chef."
Y/n: ".... The fuck does that have to with anything?"
Excalibur: "F O O L! Watch you fucking language.... who said that I was a chef?"
Y/n: "NOTHING YOU'RE SAYING MAKES ANY SENSE!"
Excalibur: "This is why I can't abide hay seeds."
Blackstar & Y/n: "AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! YOU ARE BEYOND ANNOYING!!!"
Kid: "Blackstar, Y/n, calm down. Don't let his nonsense get to you."
Y/n: "HOLY SWORD MY ASS! GIMME THAT DAMN BOOK! WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS!?... you got to be fucking kidding me..."
Blackstar: "What is it?"
Y/n: "He wrote his own damn book..."
Y/n then showed the two of them the back of the book, revealing Excalibur's name.
Blackstar: "IT WAS YOU!"
Excalibur: "No autographs!"
"Meanwhile at the Library"
Tsubaki, Stephanie walked up to Stein and asked him a question.
Tsubaki: "Professor Stein, we have a question."
Stephanie: "What kinda weapon is the holy sword?"
Stein: "Oh. That huh? Whoever draws the sword Is said to be made a great king with wings of light granted the ability to sore through the sky. It can cut space with a single swing, without a doubt it is one of the most powerful Legendary Weapons in the world."
Tsubaki: "I see. But only a chosen hero who can match Soul Wavelengths with it, right?"
Stein: "Hmmm. No, that's not true unfortunately. Just like Y/n, Excalibur can match with anyone."
"WHY DO I HAVE TO GO BACK"
Kid and Blackstar held huge piles of paper in their arms. While Y/n was staring at a giant stack of papers that was the same height as him.
Excalibur: "Before becoming my Misters there is a list of a thousand provisions you must peruse. And before becoming my Student in Weaponry you must peruse 9 million of them. Be sure to look through all of them, they're important."
Kid: "Even the backs of these pages have been written on."
Excalibur: "I greatly look forward to you participation in number 452, the 5 hour story telling party. AND THUS!"
Excalibur then transformed back into it's sword form and floated into the air with a golden light.
Excalibur: "THUS YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN! IT SHALL ALL BE YOURS! VICTORY! GLORY! FAME!"
Kid: "Victory!"
Blackstar: "Glory!"
Y/n: ".... Please let me have the honors."
Kid and Blackstar nodded allowing Y/n to transform before grabbing Excalibur.
O's Driver: "SAI! GORILLA! ZOU: *Dull thud* SAGOHZO... *Drum beat* SA-GOH-ZO!"
Y/n had transformed into the SaGohZo Combo.
He then gripped Excalibur with both hands, causing golden wings of Light to appear out of his back.
*BOOM!*
Then with a massive amount of force, Y/n slammed Excalibur back into the Ground.
Blackstar: "YEAH RIGHT! WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT A SWORD LIKE YOU!"
Kid: "Useless piece of metal!"
Y/n: "If you'd reall think I'd become your student, then you're the Damn Fool! Not us!"
"Library"
Stein: "Just like Y/n, anyone can match Wavelengths with it perfectly. But, there's no one in the world that could deal with Excalibur's type of insanity. I actually thought all Legendary Weapon Souls were like it, until I learned about Y/n."
"Cave"
Our three heroes walked away from Excalibur and towards the cave's exit.
Excalibur: "Hey! Hold on come back! I'll tell you what! I can lower those 1000 provisions down to 800! Just as long as you take part in the story telling party!"
Y/n: "No amount of Money is worth me spending anymore time with that asshole."
Blackstar: "Anyone who can deal with him is a hero."
"Short Timeskip"
Kid was on Y/n's back again as the three of them walked through the water, only to meet the fairy again.
Fairy: "Oh hi. Did you meet the Holy Sword Excalibur."
Their faces and even Y/n's helmet changed expressions into a grimace of disgust, before walking away.
Fairy: "Yeah, that met him."
"Timeskip"
"DWMA"
Blackstar was walking down the hallway with Tsubaki, only to stop onfront of Kid, Liz and Patty. The two of then took a step forwards before shaking hands.
Blackstar: "We've both got fine partners already."
Kid: "UmHmm."
Seeing this slightly Confused the Tsubaki and the Twins, but they didn't question it.
???: "Alright. Looks like the gang Is all here."
Soul then walked over in his normal attire.
Blackstar: "You all fixed up now? The real party can't get started without you around."
Soul: "Yeah, I'm alot better."
In the background, Multiple students giggled at the sight of Kid and Blackstar.
Kid: "Do you hear that Blackstar? I'm starting to get the strange feeling that other people have been laughing at us."
Blackstar looked around in confusion, but their attention was suddenly grabbed by Y/n who busted in with a panicked look on his face.
Y/n: "OH MY GOD! YOU 2 NEED TO SEE THIS RIGHT NOW!"
Y/n then dragged the two into a classroom, only to see a huge banner with the words, "I'll be always waiting for you" on it, with smaller banners underneath that said Blackstar, Kid, and Y/n's full names. There were also pictures of Excalibur in giant pink reefs.
Kid & Blackstar: "Is he serious?"
Y/n: "Yes."
Maka: "What is that thing?"
Soul: "Don't know, but it looks intense."
The camera then panned over to Kid Blackstar and Y/n, who's faces had changed into ones if Disgust.
Blackstar: "Not that freak."
Kid: "Disgusting."
Y/n: "I swear If I see him again I'm wasting one of my lives."