I had a dream.
I was looking for some insanely good manga on HiXmi, and when I stepped back, the owner of that body appeared.
Well, to be exact, only the voice appeared? The owner of that body suddenly told me to become an apostle and then took away what I cherished the most.
The most precious tool that kept me going through a miserable and boring life without killing myself.
A tool that lets me feel the greatest pleasure in the world, but only I can use it because it doesn't take a toll.
Yeah, the Agagongjadonggi.
No, maybe I should call it the 10-month menstrual vaccine injector?
Anyway, it was a truly horrible nightmare.
Losing the most precious thing and gaining the most terrible thing—that was the nightmare.
"Hehehe... Yeah, damn... it has to be a dream... I want to be with a fox beastman, not become one..."
I opened my eyes.
The familiar ceiling, the familiar surroundings.
Nothing seemed to have changed, except my vision was strangely clearer.
"Did I sleep with my glasses on yesterday? Why is my vision so clear? Wait... damn, the voice."
A low tone but not a rough voice—quite clear actually. At least, this voice wasn't originally mine.
"So you finally changed it... you damn mutt..."
- Calling me a mutt is beneath me. Say that disrespectful word one more time...
"What are you gonna do if I say disrespectful things? Huh? What? Just kill me if you want. If my only joy in life disappears, I won't even feel like living..."
- Are you someone who doesn't cling to life? Then why?
"Because you took everything I had. Did you really have to take it all to feel better?"
When I spoke in a hollow voice as if giving up everything, the fox god spoke to me with a worried tone.
- This is serious. Without your energy, both you and I will vanish.
"What does it matter to me if you vanish? Wait, then that's good, right? Death as the price for making my precious thing disappear... heh... that's a perfect price."
- Quiet. If you keep being uncooperative, I have other ways.
"There aren't any. If there were, you'd have done it already—taking over my body or forcing it to move."
Hit a nerve, the one who introduced herself as the fox god fell silent.
"Sigh... damn, I said I want to screw a fox beastman, not become one and get screwed."
- ...It's your karma for seeing my naked body. Why did you have to see it... ugh...!
"What can I do if I get horny! Hey, be honest. If there's some insanely delicious food right in front of you begging to be eaten, wouldn't you eat it?"
- I trained myself to resist such desires. I probably won't eat it.
"Don't bullshit me. How can a mere beast overcome instinct? And you're wagging your tail right now, aren't you?"
- Ugh...!
She groaned in frustration, and I sighed.
"Show yourself first. You know this won't get anywhere if you stay hidden."
- ...I don't know what you'll do. So, I won't reveal myself.
"No, you should know what kind of woman you are. I'm not going to do anything, so what's the point? Honestly, if you're really that horny, I'd be too stingy not to go collect that energy or whatever."
- Is that so? Then wait a bit. I need to prepare myself mentally.
"Tch, you're just shy. Fine, I'll wait, so come out slowly. I want to see your changed form too."
After confirming the voice fell silent, I went to the bathroom to check my changed form.
Surely it'd be a horny form, but seeing it in reality is definitely different from imagining it.
Standing in front of the bathroom mirror, I could only stare blankly.
I couldn't find words to describe the woman in front of me.
"Beauty that shames the moon and flowers?"
"Beauty that could topple a nation?"
No, better to use the usual crude words.
I got hard.
No, I would have gotten hard if I had one.
And I would have just attacked without thinking.
Even if it was on the street.
Golden shining blonde hair.
Ruby-like red eyes.
Beautiful skin like white jade but healthy-looking.
A milk dispenser that could slap the cheeks of most big-breasted women.
And finally... nine fluffy tails growing from her butt.
I'm horny.
I never thought I'd get horny for a real 3D woman, not a 2D character. Or is this something beyond 3D?
As I chuckled to myself, the fox god spoke again.
- I'm ready. Are you ready to see my true form and face?
"...Honestly, I don't think anything would surprise me now. I've seen things that turn me on this much, so if I don't get impressed by something more beautiful, I probably won't feel anything."
- Nonsense! Why wouldn't I be more beautiful than you? Now, behold! My true form and face! Don't faint from shock!
As she spoke, the fox god appeared in midair, and when I saw her body and face, I was left speechless again.
"Foxes really are enchanting creatures. They're seriously dangerous."
- You suddenly got calm? By the way, what nonsense are you talking about? Of course foxes charm people.
"I thought I couldn't be more surprised, but I was wrong. It feels like beauty has disappeared from the world."
It's true.
Even looking at my own body again, I'm not horny at all. That fox god's looks and body are definitely cheating.
"...How much did you spend on appearance customization? That must have bankrupted a few countries."
- Hehe, I actually did ruin a country. Unfortunately, I was sealed after destroying one.
Feeling chills from her complaint, I said to her.
"Alright, if the one I have to serve is this hot, maybe it's worth listening to you. That semi-realistic art style from before didn't capture even 1% of the horniness."
- Still, that artist was pretty skilled. Even in their time, they couldn't capture a speck of my true form and face.
"Enough bragging. So what do we have to do for you and me to survive? You mentioned energy before, but you're not telling me to roll around with a guy, right?"
If she said yes, I'd just bite my tongue and kill myself.
As I thought this, she spoke softly.
- No need to mix bodies. Harmonizing yin and yang is the best way to absorb energy, but since you were a man until recently, that would be too much for you.
"Thanks for the consideration. But is there another way to absorb it?"
- Simple. Extract love-related emotions from others. It's less effective than yin-yang harmony, but it should keep us alive.
Love-related emotions...
Do I have to become some idol, which is totally not my fate?
No, that's hell.
If a crude shut-in like me tried that outside, I'd get depressed in no time.
"The more targets, the better, right? For keeping me alive and for whatever scheme you have."
- Yes, appointing you as my apostle used up a lot of energy. If you don't perform within a week, I'll vanish.
"If you vanish, does that mean I, as your apostle, vanish too?"
- You're smarter than you look. Yes, you'll vanish with me. Like you never existed in this world.
Her words sent chills down my spine. Holding my aching head, I spoke.
"Damn... thinking about it, this sucks. Getting caught by some weird spirit and this is what I get."
- What? A spirit? I'm no mere spirit...!
"If you just lie around doing nothing for a week and vanish, you shouldn't say that. Some people are about to challenge fame they don't even have."
I'm confused.
From my body changing to the fact that if I do nothing or fail for a week, I'll be erased from the world.
Why is this happening only to me?
I just wanted to see some insanely horny manga and have a normal happy time.
I don't get it.
No, I don't want to get it.
"Sigh, I'd never want to be an idol, entertainers and actors have no sense and can't act, so they won't last long. Athletes... what can a shut-in loser like me expect?"
I just hate going out, and more than that, I hate being active.
If I liked going out and being active, I wouldn't be living like a bug in this tiny one-room, jerking off three times a day.
So what's left?
Something I can do without leaving the house.
Something that can still make me famous if I get the chance.
Something that can earn me money just by chatting once I'm famous.
Internet streaming.
"This is it."