There was a man named Adolf, he was a shipwright working in a shipyard, he was just about to finish his job when he was suddenly caught in a bright light (cliche ik)
"What the fuck?" He said before being caught in the light
When he woke up he was in the beach covered in sand, he was trying to stand up but he fell due to his dizziness after he woke up
Just as he was trying to stand up again, he suddenly saw a group of silhouettes approaching from the sea, he could make up the silhouette to be humanoid with things attached to their back, he could only assume as they're still far away
He was still very much confused as to what happened to him
"What the fuck is happening? Where the fuck am I?" He said with lots of expletives
As he was resting on the beach, not trying to get up from the sand, he saw an abandoned shack near the beach
"Is that a shack? Hope there's some food in there" he said hungrily while rubbing his stomach
As he rubbed his stomach, the silhouettes approaching were finally a bit more visible, as they approached he identified that there were 2 small girls floating on the sea with these miniature warship parts with attached to their body
"Are those girls? Floating in water? Are they jesus or something" he said confused seeing the approaching girls
As the girls were nearly at the beach, black ships with red strikes appeared from a portal with them was another girl floating, white hair and yellow eyes, she also had a something similar to a hammer head shark attached to her body, he also saw miniature cannons on to the attached things
'What the fuck are those?' He thought while standing up
As he stood up, one of the black ships fired at one of the approaching girls, luckily the shell missed the girl only splashing some water at the girl, the girls alerted refocused their attention from the beach to their surrounding, as soon as they saw the ships, one of them that looks like a middle schooler with purple hair holding a spear shouted to the other girl with a light blonde short hair
"sirens!, alert the base and call for backup"
"Understood" the other girl said
As they were calling for for backup from the base, Adolf meanwhile was stunned at the beach, collecting himself his first thought was to hide, he ran to the shack and hide himself there, inside the shack were a table, a chair, and a shelf trying to compose himself he sat on the chair and analyzed what is currently happening, not noticing rolls of paper and cases in the shelf
"What the fuck is happening? First I was about to go home then a white light appeared,I woke up at the beach and these black ships are attacking the girls that were fucking floating in the water like they were jesus christ or something, where the fuck am I?" He said to himself