The chat?
Unhinged.
『GreasyGoblin23: YO HE YEETED HER LIKE A BAG OF TRASH 💀💀💀』
『TacoTuesdayTillIDie: Bro really said get off my panel, peasant 😂』
『MirraSimp97: THAT WAS MY WIFE YOU MONSTER 😭』
『BigStankEnergy: Damn… he packed her like an Amazon return』
But then —
Everything stopped.
Mid-frame. Mid-hype. Mid-insult.
Even the birds in the night sky froze in place. The sway of Mirra's body slowed to a crawl, then complete stillness.
The other heroes on the platform? Locked in time, expressions frozen.
All except two.
The World's No.1 Hero, still standing casually.
And Blitzkore.
The speedster had vanished from his last spot and now ran vertically down the skyscraper, a blue-and-gold comet streaking past Anomaly.
His boots sparked against the building's glass as he hit terminal drama.
Then, just before Mirra could become a footnote in the pavement, he snatched her midair.
Zooming right back up the tower, Blitzkore reappeared beside Cyberbellatrix, laying the unconscious Mirra on the ground like a high-speed paramedic with plot armor.
Time resumed.
The world caught up.
The drone camera swiveled automatically, locking on Blitzkore with tracking precision. Chat exploded. Again.
『Danger_Zone9000: BRO BRO BRO DID HE JUST DO A MID-AIR SAVE??』
『ByteMeDaddy: Blitzkore got that DOG in him fr 🐶🔥🔥』
『TacoTuesdayTillIDie: nah give him his W… FOR NOW 👀』
『BlitzkoreNo.1Dickrider: THAT'S WHY HE'S HIM. HIMMOTHY. HIMSLICE. HIMULON MUSK.』
『Ch4oS_Qu33n: Okay someone muzzle this dickrider bro💀💀💀』
『RealBasedViewer: Bro glazin so hard we need windshield wipers 😭😭』
『VoidDaddy: man riding that man like he the last metro out of hell 💀』
『MindFreaky: bruh said "two minute man" and still riding like it's NASCAR 💀💀』
But then — time warped again.
In a blink, Blitzkore zipped in front of Anomaly.
Boom.
His hand gripped the villain's shoulder pauldron and tossed him.
Anomaly spiraled uncontrollably like a frisbee of doom, flipping over and over.
The drone's camera tried to follow but couldn't keep up.
CRACK — THUD!
Anomaly landed in style, sliding backward in a crouch, one hand dragging across the rooftop like a figure skater from hell.
His board hovered beside him, untouched.
Blitzkore was already on him.
A flurry of high-speed punches. Blurred fists.
The sound of compressed air and reverb trailing each blow.
Anomaly blocked a few, deflected one, but took a solid gut-punch that made him grunt. He stumbled back.
『GreasyGoblin23: HE'S GETTING COOKEDDD』
『MirraSimp97: FOR THE QUEEN!! 😤』
But then —
Clink.
A metallic sphere ejected from a panel in Anomaly's hip. It rolled across the rooftop floor, unnoticed.
Until it hissed.
FSSSSHHHHHH —
A black, churning cloud of smoke exploded outward, thick as midnight and choking. The camera's feed crackled.
『MindFreaky: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???』
『BigStankEnergy: Bro dropped a literal smoke check💀』
Inside the smoke, Blitzkore covered his face with a forearm, trying to maintain speed.
And then —
THWACK!
A steel staff slammed down on his shin.
Bone cracked. He collapsed with a scream. Anomaly emerged from the mist like a demon from a security breach, glowing red eyes burning.
Blitzkore swung wildly.
CRACK!
Another blow — this time to the other leg.
He crumpled. Blood spattered onto the roof tiles. His visor flickered.
Anomaly raised his staff, then paused, coldly.
"What good is a speedster… if he can't even move?"
And he brought it down.
BOOOOM. A pulse of red lightning surged from the staff's impact, coursing through Blitzkore's body.
The speedster spasmed violently, electricity dancing across his suit as his scream echoed into the night.
Blood dripped from his lips. Twitching. Sizzling.
『TacoTuesdayTillIDie: TOLD YOU HE'D GET PACKED UP LMAOOOO 🔥🔥🔥』
『RealBasedViewer: bro just turned into roasted pork tenderblitz 💀』
『GreasyGoblin23: R.I.P Blitzkore's kneecaps, we barely knew them 😭😭』
『BlitzkoreNo.1Dickrider: No… this isn't canon… this isn't REAL…』
『VoidDaddy: get off your knees, champ. Your boy in a wheelchair now 🥲』
But finally —
"ENOUGH!!"
Cyberbellatrix's voice cut through the rooftop like a gunshot.
Anomaly froze. Mid-swing. His staff still glowing.
He turned, expression calm, almost amused, as the flames in his eyes slowly dimmed.
The rooftop fell into silence, but the stream didn't.
And the chat?
The chat was losing its damn mind.
『Danger_Zone9000: BROOOOO THIS IS A MOVIE WTF 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥』
『TacoTuesdayTillIDie: PACKWATCH 🕯️🕯️🕯️ rip bozo』
『MirraSimp97: SHE GONNA KISS HIM AND SAY THANK YOU 💀』
『BigStankEnergy: Cyberbellatrix boutta say "Daddy chill" 💀💀💀』
Cyberbellatrix flipped through the air like a gymnast on Red Bull and vengeance, slamming into the rooftop just meters from Anomaly with a superhero landing that cracked the tiles under her feet.
The drone caught the entire shot in glorious 8K slow-mo.
Cyber simps in the chat?
Exploded.
『Wired4Her: BRO SHE BUILT LIKE A TECH WET DREAM 😭😭』
『NanoKnight69: Them cyber cheeks been upgraded I see 😳』
『HornyOnMain: I'd let her override my BIOS any day 😭』
『RAMStuffer: She got that MILFware installed 🔥🔥』
Even Anomaly, who had mostly treated humans like cockroaches with social media accounts, gave a smirk as he glanced her over.
"You've been upgrading more than just your gear, huh?"
BOOM.
The chat went nuclear.
『GreasyGoblin23: WAIT AINT HE SUPPOSED TO BE GAY 😭😭😭』
『TacoTuesdayTillIDie: bro turned straight mid-fight 😭💀』
『RealBasedViewer: NOT THE VILLAIN FLIRTING WHILE COMMITTING MURDER 💀💀』
『AnomalySlanderX: this man really said 'bad bitches first, justice second' 🤣』
Cyberbellatrix didn't flinch.
Her eyes narrowed.
With a soft mechanical whirr, her right arm shifted, plates sliding and locking until it morphed into a sleek cannon.
The barrel spun, and without hesitation —
SHE FIRED.
Anomaly didn't even blink.
Instead, with a crimson snap of electricity, he pulled Blitzkore's twitching body toward him like a magnet.
One hand caught the half-conscious speedster by the collar.
BANG.
The bullet slammed through Blitzkore's gut. His back arched in agony.
And then, just as smoothly —
Toss.
"Well, that's one less S-Rank."
Anomaly hurled Blitzkore's broken body off the side of the skyscraper like dirty laundry at checkout.
『BlitzkoreNo.1Dickrider: NOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭』
『MindFreaky: Bro really used him as a meat shield 😭』
『VoidDaddy: blitz got bodied and became a BODY 💀』
『RAMStuffer: bro got fired twice — first by the lightning, now by the GUN 💀💀』
Cyberbellatrix visibly tensed. You could see it in the way her jaw tightened, her breath hitched, her stance dipped lower.
Anomaly simply shot upward, a blast of crimson lightning beneath his feet launching him high into the night sky like a demon-born firework.
As long as he was on the panel, he owned the platform.
The system fed him momentum like a cheat code.
Click-Whirr-BOOM.
Her arm shifted again — into a missile launcher.
Three.
Missiles.
Launched.
Screaming heat-trails arced through the air. The sky lit up like a fireworks finale at a funeral.
Anomaly moved. His hands sparked with energy.
First missile?
He detonated it in midair with a snap of his fingers.
A burst of light, smoke curling upward like a hellish halo.
Second missile?
He curved mid-flight and angled it toward the tanker S-rank in a suit — a big bruiser-type who never expected friendly fire.
The man looked up just in time to say "Wait wha—"
BOOOOM.
Gone.
The stream feed cracked with static.
『TacoTuesdayTillIDie: AIN'T NO WAY BRO JUST TURNED HER MISSILE INTO A TEAMKILL 💀』
『GreasyGoblin23: man said uno reverse but for TANKS 😭』
『Danger_Zone9000: Bro fightin like a Beyblade with a grudge 🔥🔥🔥🔥』