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"Your martial spirit's not that great!" Dai Mubai dodged a round of attacks, looking very confident.
"Hehe! That was just the appetizer!"
Tang San smirked mischievously and suddenly dashed forward, so fast he left afterimages behind, appearing beside Dai Mubai.
"Ding, plot modification mission triggered."
[Tang San pulls out a crate of hidden weapons from the cucumber storage soul tool.] Two words can be modified.
Zhang Fan didn't expect a mission would be triggered from this. He immediately waved his hand and changed "hidden weapons" to "toys."
"Ding, plot successfully modified. The plot is now a bit crazy. Reward: 60 modification points."
Tang San suddenly pulled out a crate of toys from the cucumber storage soul tool and grabbed one from inside.
He thought it was a crossbow, so he aimed it at Dai Mubai and pulled the trigger.
"Whoosh whoosh..." Clear bubbles started coming out of the front.
His eyes widened in disbelief at what he was holding.
"What's going on? Where's my hidden weapon—my crossbow? How did it turn into this thing?"
Tang San's eyes nearly popped out as he looked at the white object in his hand. "Whoosh whoosh..." A few more bubbles floated out when he pulled the trigger again.
They drifted away with the wind.
Zhang Fan couldn't help but burst into laughter at the scene.
This system really had no chill.
It had turned the crossbow into a bubble gun.
"Wow… Third Brother, this thing is so fun! It even blows bubbles! I wanna try it too!" Ma Hongjun ran over, clueless about the situation.
"Get lost!" Tang San's face turned gloomy.
"Bang…"
Dai Mubai seized the opportunity and landed a heavy punch square on Tang San's face."Ah…" Tang San screamed and flew backward, face contorted.
He hit the ground, but instantly flipped backward to stabilize himself. His eyes were cold, and his face stung with a burning pain.
He smashed the bubble gun onto the ground, then reached into the crate again, this time pulling out a dozen Bone-Piercing Needles.
"Dai Mubai, you've angered me. You'll regret this!"
As he spoke, Tang San didn't even look as he flung the dozen or so needles out.
"Whoosh whoosh..." Dai Mubai was startled and couldn't dodge in time.
"Buzz..." He crossed his arms in front to block.
"Pop pop…" But then he realized — the needles didn't hurt at all, it felt more like… being tickled.
Weirdly comforting.
He looked down at the items on the floor and froze:"Are you mocking me?"
He saw the needles were fake, made from some sort of wood.
They looked realistic but had no piercing power whatsoever.
"Toy needles?"
"What the hell?"
Tang San heard Dai Mubai and quickly picked up the Bone-Piercing Needles, discovering they were all fake.
He was instantly petrified.
"Tang San, what the hell are you doing?" Yu Xiaogang's face darkened when he saw Tang San spraying bubbles with some weird contraption earlier.
And now he was pulling out toy needles?
This wasn't a joke — he had carefully planned this lesson. Tang San had completely let him down.
Ma Hongjun and Oscar looked at the scene, eyes wide in disbelief.
"This is the guy who made Teacher Zhao go all-out? Yu Xiaogang's personal disciple? He seems kinda dumb… maybe even nuts?"
Oscar whispered to Ma Hongjun, laughing so hard his stomach hurt.
"I don't know either… But yeah, it's hilarious." Ma Hongjun was speechless.
"That's enough!"
Dai Mubai felt his dignity crushed. Tang San's behavior was a complete insult:
"If you keep this up, I'm gonna lose it!!"
"I..."
Tang San didn't expect Dai Mubai to be so serious. He helplessly explained:
"I clearly went to the city to ask a blacksmith to make me a batch of hidden weapons! How could this happen? Ma Hongjun was with me too!"
"Yeah, you did make a batch, but they weren't anything like that bubble-blowing thing!"
Ma Hongjun shook his head and said:
"You're just relying on your second spirit awakening. Since you can't beat Boss Dai, you're trying to prank him instead!!"
Ma Hongjun snorted.
"You're mocking your opponent. Otherwise, how could you use something like that on Boss Dai? You're clearly looking down on him!"
Oscar chimed in seriously.
"You got something to say?"
Dai Mubai was fuming, and felt both of them made valid points.
"I didn't! I swear!"
Tang San was speechless and took out the crate of hidden weapons:
"This is my hidden weapon crate. I'll show you everything I made!"
He opened the lid and dumped everything out.
Everyone except Zhang Fan widened their eyes in shock.
"You still say you didn't do it? The crate's full of toys!"
Dai Mubai exploded. There were two more bubble guns, some wooden needles, and even wooden darts — his lungs nearly burst from rage.
"What do you have to say now?"
His gaze grew increasingly cold.
"No… How did this happen?"
Tang San's mouth hung wide open in disbelief.
"Xiao San, when did you become so… messed up?"
Yu Xiaogang couldn't take it anymore — the evidence was undeniable:
"And you're still saying you didn't do it!"
"Ah…"
Tang San stared blankly at the pile of toys, looking dazed, deranged.
"How could this happen…"
"I clearly made top-tier hidden weapons!!!"
He screamed madly, pacing back and forth, clutching his head.
"Aaaahhh…" he shrieked as he ran toward his dorm.
**"How could this happen?! They were clearly hidden weapons!How could they…
How could they become those freakish toys?!"**
"Bang bang…"
Back in his dorm, Tang San kept ramming his head against the wall, convinced he had gone mad.
"Ugh…"
Yu Xiaogang didn't expect Tang San to go berserk like that. He immediately knew something was wrong and rushed after him:
"Xiao San, are you alright?!"
"Bang bang…" Tang San continued smashing his head.
Blood was flowing.
Yu Xiaogang was shocked and rushed forward, grabbing him to stop the self-harm.
Even Dai Mubai hadn't expected Tang San to break down like this.
He followed into the dorm too.
Ma Hongjun was just as stunned by the bizarre turn of events.
He'd thought Tang San was just pulling some stunt — but clearly, this wasn't planned.
Still… why did it happen?
He couldn't figure it out.
Oscar couldn't either. Tang San had just gone off the rails.
Now he was starting to worry.
He rushed into the dorm too.
Seeing Tang San in Yu Xiaogang's arms, finally calmed down and no longer banging his head.
Zhang Fan simply turned around and went back to his own dorm.
He hadn't expected just turning Tang San's weapons into toys would push the guy into a full-on breakdown.
Totally unexpected.
"Why did this happen…? I made them so well… and they turned into freaky toys…"
Tang San's eyes were hollow and lifeless as he spoke weakly.
"Maybe it's the heavens messing with you. Take it easy, and it'll pass." Yu Xiaogang comforted him.