"By the way, why did you suddenly veer off like you were having a seizure, got kicked by Ma Hongjun, and ended up kissing the Man-Faced Demon Spider... How'd that feel?"
Dai Mubai asked curiously. That bastard had suddenly lunged at him earlier and even kissed him. Now he was kissing a spider—just thinking about it made Dai gag. Tang San was just too twisted.
"Uh... that's one sick question, dude!"
Oscar felt nauseous hearing Dai Mubai's words.
"Ugh..."
Even Xiao Wu couldn't bear to listen anymore and leaped over to Zhang Fan's side.
"Go to hell!"
Tang San was also sickened by Baldy White's words and almost threw up."I don't know why I suddenly swerved like that. And then... I ended up kissing that disgusting spider!"
He then bowed to Zhang Fan in gratitude.
Afterward, they returned to Shrek Academy.
Everyone went off to rest.
Dean's Office.
Flender was listening to Zhao Wuji's recounting of what happened in the Star Dou Forest, frequently exclaiming in surprise:
"I can't believe you actually ran into the Dragon Serpent couple! Good thing everyone made it back safe—close call! Having Zhang Fan around is truly a blessing for Shrek."
Knock knock...
Just then, there was a knock at the door.
"Haha! I knew it was Little Gang!"
Flender opened the door, revealing a middle-aged man in a red robe.
His face was stiff, his eyes dull, with a hint of anxiety in them.This was the great "Wet One"—Yu Xiao Gang.
"Wu Ji, this is my old comrade from back in the day. In the soul master world, almost everyone calls him 'The Master.'"
Seeing his old friend after so long, Flender was a little emotional, maybe even a bit nervous—after all, he still remembered that duel challenge letter from Yu Xiao Gang.
"So you're the Great Wet One, huh? Meeting you in person is... uh, not as good as your reputation—wait, no, your rep doesn't live up to meeting you! Yeah, that's it!"
Zhao Wuji stuck out his hand to shake.
"Um… Hello!"
Yu Xiao Gang's voice was oddly delicate, borderline effeminate.
"Uh…"
Zhao Wuji, a man's man through and through, was caught off guard by this weird tone."Your voice okay?"
"I'm fine."
Yu Xiao Gang frowned. His name was "Xiao Gang" (Little Gang hehe), but now he lacked any masculine energy.Maybe his parents foresaw this disaster and hoped the name would suppress it?But clearly, it didn't work. Maybe he needed to be called "Big Gang" to suppress this fate.Too late now—he was already called Little Gang.
"The Tang San you trained is excellent! He's the second biggest freak at our academy!"
Flender looked seriously at Yu Xiao Gang."So... about that duel?"
"Duel? Oh, that was written while I was drunk... Doesn't count, doesn't count!"
Yu Xiao Gang waved it off."Xiao San really is great, but Zhang Fan is even better!"
"Fine, but what's up with your voice though?"
Flender was caught off guard."Zhang Fan didn't even become your disciple, and rumor has it you became his disciple?"
"Ugh… I don't know what kind of fit I had back then... and I just knelt... I..."
Yu Xiao Gang explained what had happened in the Soul Hunting Forest.
"Uh..."
Flender was stunned.So that's why Little Gang's voice changed?"You mean... you can't have kids anymore? But she's still waiting for you!"
"Nothing I can do."
Yu Xiaogang shook his head."I was hoping you'd end up with her. I've lost the right to her love."
"I do like her, but... she's always had eyes only for you," Flender said, shaking his head.
"I already failed her once. I don't deserve love anymore."
Yu Xiaogang looked away."Now I just want to raise Xiao San well. And if I could take Zhang Fan as a disciple too, that would be perfect. What I owe her... I can't repay."
"You..."
Flender was half mad. After a moment:"Fine. But if I end up with her, don't regret it!"
"Alright," Yu Xiaogang nodded.
"As for Zhang Fan, don't even think about it. He's too mysterious and powerful—he's not someone you can claim. The fact that he's willing to stay at Shrek is already a blessing. Don't mess with him, or I swear I'll be done with you!"
Flender warned him seriously.
"I'll try my best."
Yu Xiao Gang didn't expect Flender to regard Zhang Fan so highly, even getting worked up over it.
Whoosh— Tang San suddenly dropped down from the rooftop.
"...Crap."
Tang San was a little too excited seeing everyone and didn't even know what to say.
"Alright, you two master and disciple can go catch up."
Flender and Zhao Wuji walked away.
Tang San and Yu Xiao Gang went to a small grove.
The two hadn't seen each other in a long time, emotions flashing in their eyes.
"Ding, Modification Mission Triggered."
[Tang San suddenly lunges at Yu Xiao Gang.]
Three characters can be modified.
Zhang Fan saw the notification and immediately changed "lunges at" to "kisses."
"Ding, Dialogue Modification Successful. Plot is now chaotic. Reward: 100 Modification Points."
"Pfftt…"
Zhang Fan almost laughed out loud.
Tang San's foot suddenly slipped and he directly lunged—no—kissed Yu Xiao Gang.
"Ahhh! Godmother, move!"
Tang San screamed, remembering his past trauma: lunging at Dai Mubai in the bathroom, kissing the Man-Faced Demon Spider in the forest...
And now, he had kissed his own godmother.
Utterly immoral.
"Aahhh—!"
Yu Xiao Gang's eyes went wide in disbelief."You... Don't come any closer!"
He felt something... stir inside him.
Pfftt…
Tang San's lips landed... on his godmother's.
His eyes widened, and he instantly leapt back, frantically wiping his mouth, completely grossed out.
"Godmother, I'm sorry!"
Tang San was utterly distraught—he didn't think something like this could happen.
"It was just an accident!"
Yu Xiao Gang said seriously.
"...Alright."
Seeing his teacher act like nothing happened, Tang San was secretly impressed.
But Yu Xiao Gang's mind was in turmoil.He had actually kissed Xiao San…What the hell is going on lately?
Is this fate messing with him?
He quickly straightened up:"Didn't I tell you not to absorb unknown-aged spirit rings?"
"I didn't, godmother!"
The Master snorted:"Didn't? Your actions were extremely reckless. Do you know how dangerous that was? You're my only disciple! If something happened to you, how would I face your father?"
"Godmother... I'm sorry!"
Tang San didn't expect her to be so concerned—he was deeply moved.
Zhang Fan, of course, knew what was happening. Yu Xiaogang was scolding Tang San—not just out of worry, but also ego.
Tang San had broken the rules of his theory. That stung.
"Let me see your progress."
Yu Xiaogang smiled at Tang San.
"Alright!"
Tang San nodded and raised his hand. A blue-violet light shimmered—Blue Silver Chicken appeared.
The light beneath his feet shone—two yellow and one purple ring pulsed.
"The Blue Silver Chicken is more resilient now... even has the Demon Spider's markings!"
Yu Xiaogang observed closely.
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