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Chapter 8 - Chapter 8: “Banana Blitzkrieg”

Jungle – Late Afternoon

The squad was making their way back through the forest when the sky turned black. Birds fled. The trees shook.

Kaien: "Alright. That's definitely not normal. Monku?"

Monku sniffed the air.

Eyes widened.

He dropped his staff.

> "...That's the Banebeast Gorilla King."

Kaien: "That a good thing?"

Monku: "It ate my uncle and stole my girl in the same day."

Kaien: "So that's a no."

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🐵 The Gorilla King Appears

Class: S-Rank World Beast

Type: Spirit-Corrupted Alpha

Size: A literal two-story mountain of muscle, magic tattoos, and rage.

Abilities:

Meteor Slam

Spirit Howl (Stuns targets)

Banana Bomb (Yes. Exploding fruit.)

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🛡️ Squad Formation

Reinhard: "We hold the line."

Donovan: "We die together or not at all."

Aziel: "Let's make this bastard burn."

Kaien: "Just don't step on me. I'm going full anime mode."

Monku: "Time to avenge my uncle AND my girl."

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💥 BATTLE START

The Gorilla King roared, shaking the trees.

It lunged—slamming the ground with meteor fists.

Kaien went in first, activating [Crisis Edge] mid-roll.

Aziel fired flame spears from above.

Reinhard slashed from both flanks.

Donovan blocked a full punch and lived.

Seris threw knives that pierced its neck.

Lyra cast light sigils to heal and blind it.

Then…

Monku snapped.

> "YOU STOLE MY GIRL, YOU FRUIT-STEALING MOTHERF—"

He channeled Spirit Howl + Banana Staff Overdrive, moving faster than ever.

He somersaulted midair, shouting:

"BANANA BLITZKRIEG!"

He cracked the beast in the skull, flipping off its back, staff spinning like a goddamn Beyblade.

The impact exploded with shockwaves.

Everyone just stared.

Kaien: "This man is… HIM."

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🗡️ Kaien's Finisher

Kaien: "Crest... feed me something disgusting."

> [Crest of Calamity Sync: 89%]

[New Skill Unlocked: Instinct Override – Temporarily boosts all stats 3x, ignores pain.]

Kaien's body moved faster than his thoughts.

He dashed up the beast's arm, leapt high—and screamed like a madman.

> "FOR MY HAREM AND MY HOMIES!"

[Instinct Override: Activated]

[Crisis Edge: Critical x2]

He stabbed the Gorilla King directly in the throat.

> Beast defeated.

XP gained: 7,920

Level Up: 5 → 9

New Title: Beast Slayer – "The First to Fell a Jungle Titan"

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⚠️ Aftermath – Seris Makes Her Move

Back at camp.

Kaien's leaning against a tree, sweaty, bloodied, but grinning.

Seris walks up. No words.

She sits beside him. Takes his hand.

And kisses his cheek.

Kaien: "…You good?"

Seris: "Don't overthink it. You impressed me today. That's all."

Kaien: "So I am your type?"

Seris: Blushing hard "Shut up."

Lyra walks by, sees the moment, pauses.

Eyes flicker.

She keeps walking.

Kaien: "…Oh no."

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🐒 Last Line

Monku sits by the fire.

> "I miss my jungle waifus, but damn if I don't love you degenerates."

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