The Oppai Nakama marched into battle.
Their first stop was the Swamps of Friendzone, where the White Knight Brigade had built a massive castle made of rejection letters.
Standing at the front gate was their leader—
Sir Twitter User the III.
A level 99 Simp Paladin clad in armor engraved with the words "All Men Are Trash."
"Halt!" Sir Twitter User bellowed. "You dare to oppose the White Knight Brigade? You who disrespect women by merely EXISTING?"
Issei cracked his knuckles. "Listen, bro. We love waifus more than life itself. But y'all out here treating them like goddesses and getting ZERO love back. We gotta put you out of your misery."
Sir Twitter User screamed in rage.
"HOW DARE YOUUUUU—"
BATTLE START!
Namaki activated Rizz Sharingan, dodging an attack from a Simp Soldier wielding a 'Did You Eat Today?' DM Blade.
Sanji leaped into action, using Haki of Lewdness, instantly charming two enemy maids into switching sides.
Zeref summoned Dark Eldritch Waifu Powers, launching a cursed attack:
"GOTH GF EMBRACE!"
Sir Twitter User screamed as he was dragged into the void, his soul consumed by a goth waifu's mysterious aura.
With their leader defeated, the White Knight Brigade crumbled.
The Swamps of Friendzone were liberated.
But this was just the beginning.