"Mwahahahaha! BWAHAHAHAHA!"
"That's some real evil laughter." Asia commented as she cooked in the kitchen, with Sly trying to steal from the frying pan as she cooked. Unlike the monsters that Naruto created, including Sly, the two of them were human and needed to eat. Every time Searcher came back from delivering a potion to somebody, and coming back with the payment, she would go out and buy groceries before Naruto EVER got his hands on the money.
If she wasn't around, they might be eating instant noodles every night of the week, and for every meal in general. She was used to Naruto letting out a laughter whenver he was succeeding in creating something.
Pork was nipping at her ankle.
Somehow, Sly didn't try and eat Pork, but then again Pork contained a small amount of Naruto's own DNA inside of him. Sly seemed to see anything that had Naruto, or her own, DNA in it as something akin to family. The second Sly saw something that wasn't related to them, his cock would grow hard and he would start to bark. He was a very affectionate dog, but she couldn't forget that he was also a Monster that had the urge to kill and fuck anything that would try to hurt Naruto or herself.
He was a Sly the Slog, and he was her personal guardian.
"I did something, don't know what exactly, but this is a breakthrough. I can feel this tentacle sucking my magic power right out of me!" Naruto stated as he showed the red tentacle that was wrapped around his wrist. The tentacle was suppose to destroy a person's ability to control their magic properly, while also sucking their magic power out. "Hard to tell if it messes with magic control though, since I don't have that to begin with." Naruto mumbled, since he didn't have enough control to tell if the monster was actually doing what it was designed to do in the first place.
Asia walked into the living room with two plates ready, and she sat one in front of him, while she sat on the couch. She looked at the TV, which was still just showing a map of Kuoh, before she noticed one of the dots was glowing brighter.
"Show Akeno Himejima... once I've made contact with somebody, and registered their magic signature, these tentacles can view them remotely." Naruto stated as he snapped his fingers. The screen lit up to show Akeno with Rias, trying to scrub the words he wrote off of their asses. He chuckled to himself, while Asia turned bright red and looked to see Naruto's reaction to the naked hotties.
She waited for what he was going to say.
He didn't say it.
"That sharpie was actually filled with a potion that only comes off with saliva. They are going to have to lick each other's asses to get the writing off." Naruto laughed to himself at the dual nature of his first prank against those girls. Watching Akeno using both of her hands to scrub Rias' ass, while she pushed her hands up against the wall was amazing. "It fades away on it's own after 10 days, but licking it is the only way to remove it." Naruto explained further to Asia.
He giggled to himself in excitement, since he could see clearly how red Rias' ass was from just how hard Akeno was trying to scrub it.
"Didn't you do that..."
"Two days ago." Naruto stated with a wide smile. "Show Koneko Toujou." Naruto told the TV.
It switched.
...
"Wo-wow..."
"Well shit, now that is hot." Naruto stopped what he was working on and paid full attention to the TV screen, where he could see Koneko using her flexibility to lick her own butt cheek. It would seem that she had figured it out somehow, and was now in nothing but a T-shirt in her apartment while she curled up into a ball, though she struggled with it. She had both her arms wrapped around her thighs as she forced her head to go between her legs. "Now THAT is impressive, bravo Koneko, but what the hell are you?" Narurto had to question how she was so damn flexible.
Humans, most humans, were not that flexible.
Asia wasn't eating, she was just watching Koneko act like a giant cat with her ability to lick herself. She was just as impressed as Naruto was, but for different reasons.
"How did she get the idea to do that?" Asia whispered quietly.
Naruto looked at her.
"Actually, great question... oh! She must have seen my marker, she was flexible enough to look at her own ass as I was writing it. She might have remembered that I wrote how to remove it on the marker." Naruto took out the marker in question, and he showed it.
Naruto-Potioneer Brand Sharpie
Comes off with licking, tongue fresh saliva must be applied by licking to remove, comes off naturally after 10 days.
"Why didn't you prank Issei, wasn't he on your list?" Asia asked after a moment, since he only pranked 4 of the 6 devils that he had researched. Gasper was hidden away, but Issei was out in the open.
Naruto sighed.
"He was recently killed by a Fallen Angel and brought back to life... like... 4 days ago. He joined Rias' peerage in the time I was researching them. I don't feel right picking on somebody who can't punish me." Naruto stated as he crossed his arms in thought. "I mean, I will prank a normal person if my prank will help them, because I'm helping them. But the pranks I do to people like Rias and the rest of them, I won't do that to regular people unless I don't have a choice." Naruto explained his logic.
He felt bad for Issei.
He just got his heart broken and somebody he fell in love with betrayed him, as well as he was going to try and hide it, that would have left a pretty bad scar. He was still adjusting to life as a Devil, and Naruto would not feel right about messing with him.
"I guess that... makes sense." Asia didn't get his logic completely.
It sounded like he just didn't like to pick on people who wouldn't be able to take it, but if somebody could take his pranks and then possibly punish him for them, he would view them as fair game. In some twisted way, he refused to pick on the weak or the innocent.
For a "Perverted Black Mage" he had some decent morals.
His morals were twisted, but overall he was a good person with a very kind heart. Of course, she knew his kindness better than anyone. When she was abandoned by the church, he was the very first person to reach out and offer her a place in his heart. He didn't have to help her, but he did and he had taken to caring for her and financially supporting her life.
"If he gets stronger though, oh yeah, it becomes prank time." Naruto quickly ate, and a Mini-Shelly started to clean his plate of the scraps for him. He had a dozen Mini-Shelly clones wondering around the apartment at all times. They were his unofficial assistants, while Asia was his official assistant. "I need to find out with of those girls, Rias, Akeno, or Koneko will be a good host for the 2nd Generation of this slime egg." Naruto hummed to himself.
The egg needed 2 days inside of a woman to reach maturity, before it would transform into a Special Slime. The egg itself was a Slime Core that was enchanted and soaks with a potion that halted it's growth. It needed 2 days inside of a woman's womb in order for it to absorb information and genetic material from the host, and thus give birth to an entirely new species of slime that had the abilities of the mother inside of it, stored as information.
"Why not... use me?" Asia asked curiously.
She was his assistant, shouldn't she be the one to do this kind of thing?
"Because I don't want it to be you for personal reasons, and I don't know how the Slime Core would react to your Sacred Gear." Naruto stated to her as he looked away.
His personal reason?
He wanted to be the one to take her virginity, but he didn't want to make the first move. He didn't want to feel like an idiot if he made a move on her, and she rejected him. Even if SHE was willing to lose her virginity to a slime if it was to help his experiments, that was something he refused to simply allow.
"Personal reasons?"
"Personal reasons." Naruto repeated for her, the tip of his nose going red. "I mean... if the egg could grow in your butt, maybe... but it needs a womb to mature." Naruto stated as he looked in the direction of her crotch.
Her panties were visible.
"Nice." Naruto stated with a growing grin.
Asia smiled when she heard him say that.
She wondered why he didn't say it when he saw Koneko's tongue technique?