Chapter 12 - How I met your father

Kenny: 24

Butters: 24

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𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗣 𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗣 𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗣

𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺 𝗀𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗌𝗅𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗋𝗒 𝖽𝗎𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗇𝖾𝗂𝗀𝗁𝖻𝗈𝗋𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝖿𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀. 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗐𝗈 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗉𝗅𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗀𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖺 𝗉𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗈𝖿 𝖻𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖽𝗎𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗇𝗂𝖼𝗄𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾. 𝖧𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇 𝖼𝗋𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗒𝖾𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇 𝖿𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗇 𝗒𝖾𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋. 𝖣𝗎𝗆𝖻 𝗌𝗍𝗎𝖿𝖿.

𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝖽𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖽𝗋𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝖺 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝖳𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗄. "𝖧𝖾𝗅𝗅𝗈?" 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝗄𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝗈𝗋𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝖺𝗒 𝗁𝗂 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗑𝗂𝖼 𝗋𝖾𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗉𝗅𝖾. "𝖧𝖾𝗒 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌! 𝖩𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗍𝗈 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗂'𝗆 𝗀𝗈𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝖻𝖾 𝗅𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄." 𝖳𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗄 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗌𝗈𝖿𝗍𝗅𝗒.

𝖶𝖾𝗅𝗅, 𝖳𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗄 𝖽𝗂𝖽 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖢𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗀 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝖭𝖠𝖲𝖠 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗌 𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗎𝗍. 𝖲𝗈 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗍𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗂𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗈𝗄. 𝖧𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾𝗇'𝗍 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗂𝗇 𝖺 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗌𝗈 𝗁𝖾 𝗎𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌. 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗏𝗂𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗃𝗈𝖻 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗐 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌. "𝖧𝖾𝗒 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝗌!" 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺 𝗌𝗉𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖺 𝖽𝗋𝗎𝗇𝗄 𝖼𝗎𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗏𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝖽𝗋𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺 𝖼𝗎𝗉. 𝖣𝗂𝖽 𝖨 𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄𝗌 𝖺𝗍 𝖺 𝖻𝖺𝗋?

"𝖧𝖾𝗒𝖺 𝗀𝗎𝗒𝗌!" 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝖼𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝖺𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌. "𝖳𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗄 𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝖻𝖾 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗅𝖺𝗍𝖾." 

Kyle: Craig came back?

Butters: Yup!

Stan: He's not coming to work at all today.

Butters: Why?

Stan: You know what they been doing?

Butters: What? Kissing?

Stan: Nope.

𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝗂𝖽 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝖺𝗌𝗂𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗍𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖳𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗄 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗌𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖢𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗀 𝗈𝖿𝖿. 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖺𝖽𝖾 𝖺 "𝖮" 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝗎𝗍 𝖺 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗍. 𝖭𝗈𝗐 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗄𝗇𝖾𝗐 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗐𝗈.

Butters: You guys act like yall don't the same?

Kyle: We know! We always tell yall.

Butters: Gross!

Stan: It's not gross if you haven't tried it!

Kyle: Kiss him up and down and leave marks on his body like he's your pet.

Butters: Oh my god, stop! I get it! You guys and Tweek are sexual.

Stan: You don't jerk yourself off at home?

Butters: Not that often. Kind getting tired of it. I need to go on tinder and find a big guy to fill me up and call me names-

Kyle: You talking like us now!

Stan: Right!

𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝗋𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀. 𝖨𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗎𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖻𝗎𝗌𝗒 𝗍𝗈𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂𝗍'𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖻𝖺𝗌𝗄𝖾𝗍𝖻𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗀𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀. 𝖠𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗌 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗈𝗇𝖾'𝗌 𝖾𝗅𝗌𝖾 𝖽𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆, 𝖺 𝗀𝗎𝗒 𝗌𝖺𝗍 𝗂𝗇𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗇𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝖺𝗂𝗍𝖾𝖽. 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝖽𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖽𝗋𝗎𝗇𝗄 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗎𝗒. "𝖧𝗂, 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗐𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾?" 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽. "𝖴𝗁.. 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗏𝗈𝖽𝗄𝗂𝖺, 𝗅𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗈𝖽𝖺 𝗉𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝖾." 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗎𝗒 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝖺 𝖽𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝗏𝗈𝗂𝖼𝖾. 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖻𝗅𝗎𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝖻𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗏𝗈𝗂𝖼𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖽𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗄. 𝖧𝖾 𝗀𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗎𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗂𝗍. 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗎𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗇𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝖺𝗐 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗎𝗒 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾. 𝖭𝗈𝗋𝗆𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗁𝖾 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐𝗌 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖽𝗎𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗋𝖾𝗀𝗎𝗅𝖺𝗋 𝖼𝗎𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗎𝗒.. 𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗄𝗇𝖾𝗐. 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗄𝖾𝗉𝗍 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗈𝗈𝗇, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝗋 𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝗐.

𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄, 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝖻𝖺𝖻𝗅𝗒 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗀𝖾 𝗈𝗋 𝖽𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆𝗌𝖾𝗅𝗏𝖾𝗌. 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝖼𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗎𝗒 𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾. 𝖧𝖾 𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗎𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝖽𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗌𝗉𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾. 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝖾𝖽 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗎𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗍𝗈 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌. "𝖲𝗂𝗋?" 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗆. "𝖬𝗁𝗆?" 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗎𝗒 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗌 𝖺𝗐𝖺𝗒 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗌 𝖺𝗍 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌.

Butters: You do realize what time it is right?

: Yea. 2 am?

Butters: We close at 2:10..

: I know. I just wanted to be alone.

Butters: What you mean?

: I think you look cute. I wanted to talk to you but people started to come to you so I waited.

Butters: O-oh? Well.. I think your voice is attractive.

: Really?

Butters: Mhm!

: Heh.. what's your name?

Butters: Leopold... People call me Leo or Butters! What's your name?

: Kenneth. People call me Kenny.

Butters: Nice to meet you, Kenny.

Kenny: Nice to meet you, Leo.

Butters: I'm assuming your not drunk?

Kenny: Nope. Not one bit.

Butters: Mhm.. where you work at?

Kenny: Tattoo shop. Actually, it's down the street.

Butters: Wait, is there a "Rebecca McArthur" in there?

Kenny: Yep. She works there.

Butters: She's a regular customer here!

Kenny: Yea, she told me to walk in here and I did. Good thing I did tho, or else I wouldn't have found my husband.

Butters: Husband?

Kenny: You.

𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖻𝗅𝗎𝗌𝗁 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗆𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝖼𝗋𝖺𝗓𝗒, 𝗌𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗉𝗎𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗋𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝗂𝗍. 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒 𝖾𝗇𝗃𝗈𝗒𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖿𝗅𝗂𝗋𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗁𝗂𝗆. 𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗈𝗇 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝗂𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 2:09. 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝖿𝗎𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗎𝗒 𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾. "𝖴𝗁, 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗅𝗈?"

Kyle: Ay man, you gotta hit the road. It's 2:09.

Butters: 2:09!?

Kenny: Damn we been talking so much huh?

Butters: Yea..

Kenny: But hey, snice I know you now. Here.

𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒 𝗀𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖺 𝗉𝖺𝗉𝖾𝗋. 𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝖺𝗉𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗍 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗐𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗇𝗎𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋. 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖻𝗅𝗎𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗎𝗉 𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗆. 𝖧𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗆𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗅𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗆.

Kenny: Just call if you interested cutey.

Butters: O-ok..

Kenny: Goodnight!

𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒 𝗅𝖾𝖿𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝗈𝗍𝗁 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝖼𝗄𝖾𝖽. 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝖾𝖽.

Butters: What?

Stan: You met your first boo in a bar!?

Butters: He's cute! He been waiting for me ever snice he got here.

Kyle: Was he drunk?

Butters: Nope!

Kyle: Well look at you then! Finally about to get something.

Stan: And sooner or later you know what yall gonna end up doing?

Butters: In his bed fucking him slowly.

Stan: That's my Butters!

𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗌 𝖻𝗈𝗍𝗁 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆. 𝖧𝖾 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗂𝖾𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖺𝗋𝖾𝗇'𝗍 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗈𝗅𝖽. 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗂𝗌 24 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗂𝗌 26. 𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗀𝗈𝗈𝖽𝖻𝗒𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖽𝗋𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗁𝗈𝗆𝖾.

𝖧𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗐𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗈 𝖺 𝗆𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗂𝗇. 𝖧𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗆𝗂𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗐 𝖳𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗄'𝗌 𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗇𝗎𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋. "𝐇𝐞𝐲! 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮! 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐝𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐒𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭!" 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝗋𝖾𝗉𝗅𝗒 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇, 𝗁𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗂𝗓𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖺 𝗍𝖾𝗑𝗍 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒 𝖿𝗂𝗋𝗌𝗍. 𝖲𝗈 𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝖽.

: 𝐇𝐞𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐁𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬! 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞 ♡︎

𝖧𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗍 𝗈𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝗎𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗀𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗎𝗋𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗌 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝖺 𝗆𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒.

𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲: 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐁𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐩. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐨 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫?

: 𝐁𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐩?

𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲: 𝐓𝐨 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬?

: 𝐍𝐨! 𝐈 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐩!

: 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞?

𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲: 𝐀𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐲. 2:20?

𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖺𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗌 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗅𝖾𝖾𝗉.

𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗈𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗐𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝖿𝗂𝗋𝗌𝗍 𝖽𝖺𝗍𝖾, 𝗂𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗋𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖼 𝖺𝗌 𝗂𝗍 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒. 𝖧𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾, 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗅, 𝗏𝗈𝗂𝖼𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖻𝗅𝗎𝗌𝗁 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾, 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒 𝖿𝗅𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖻𝗅𝗎𝗌𝗁, 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝖿𝖾𝖼𝗍. 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗇𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖿𝖾𝗅𝗍 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗌𝗂𝖼𝗄 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝖿 𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗂𝖼𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖾𝗑 𝗈𝗋 𝖻𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒, 𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝗀𝗈 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒. 𝖮𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗐𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗈𝗇 𝖽𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾, 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖻𝖾𝗀𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗉𝗌 𝖿𝗎𝗋𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖻𝖾𝗀𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗈𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒'𝗌 𝗍𝗋𝗎𝖼𝗄 𝗈𝗋 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾. 𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗈𝗇 𝖻𝖾𝗀𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗒 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗍 𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗍 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗎𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝗎𝗉 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝖾𝗑 𝗂𝗇 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝖽.

𝖨𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒 𝗉𝗎𝗍𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗂𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗆𝖺𝖽𝖾 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗈𝗉 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗌𝖺𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗒 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒. 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒 𝗃𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗈𝗇 𝗂𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗎𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅 𝗍𝗈𝗎𝖼𝗁𝗒 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗆𝖺𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒 𝗀𝗈 𝖼𝗋𝖺𝗓𝗒. 𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗎𝗉 𝗂𝗇 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝗌𝖾𝗑. 𝖠𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗒 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋. 𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝖽. 𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗂𝖾𝖽.

"𝖠𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗀𝗎𝗒𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗒 𝗇𝗈𝗐?" 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗋 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗐𝗈 𝗄𝗂𝖽𝗌. "𝖸𝗎𝗉!" 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝖽𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝖺𝗌 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗃𝗎𝗆𝗉𝗌 𝗎𝗉 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇. 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗅𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝖽𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖼𝗋𝗈𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗋𝗆𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝗈𝗎𝗍𝗌. "𝖶𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝗇𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗌𝖾𝗑𝗎𝖺𝗅 𝗌𝗍𝗎𝖿𝖿!" 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖼𝗁𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗅𝖾𝖽. "𝖶𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖺𝗅𝗆𝗈𝗌𝗍 10 𝗒𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗌 𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝖠𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗅. 𝖸𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗀𝗈𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗌𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗈𝗅." 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗉𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗋. "𝖶𝖾'𝗋𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾!" 𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗄𝗂𝖽𝗌 𝗋𝖺𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗆𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗁𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒'𝗌 𝗆𝗈𝗆 𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗇𝗈𝗐.

𝖡𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝖾𝖾𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌, 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒 𝗍𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗆𝗈𝗆 𝗍𝗈 𝗋𝖾𝗁𝖺𝖻 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗉𝗒 𝗀𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗉 𝗌𝖾𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝖽𝗎𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗁 𝗈𝖿 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖽𝖺𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗉 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗆𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋. 𝖧𝗂𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖪𝖾𝗏𝗂𝗇 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗀𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗆𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖺 𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗈𝗋 𝖺𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍. 𝖶𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗆𝗈𝗆 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝗂𝗋𝗌𝗍 𝖽𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗐𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈, 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖽𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗉. 𝖧𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗈, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝖽. 𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒'𝗌 𝗆𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗌 𝗇𝗂𝖼𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖿𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗁. 𝖶𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗌 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝗈𝗈𝗋 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗄𝗇𝖾𝗐 𝗂𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌. 𝖲𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝗈𝗈𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝗎𝗀𝗀𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗄𝗂𝖽𝗌. "𝖦𝗋𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗆𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄! 𝖶𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀!" 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝗄𝗂𝖽 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽. "𝖠𝗐𝗐, 𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝗌𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗍! 𝖢𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗇! 𝖨𝗍'𝗌 𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝖼𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾." 𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗐𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗒 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾. 𝖪𝖺𝗋𝖾𝗇, 𝖪𝖾𝗏𝗂𝗇, 𝖲𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗅𝖾𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝗄𝗂𝖽𝗌, 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇'𝗌 𝗆𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗆𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋. 𝖶𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖺 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝖺𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖾.