China, Qingniu mountain.
Chen Xin'an knelt in front of the master, tears streaming down his face!
"Master, don't let me come down the mountain! I want to stay on the mountain for a few more years to honor Master! I'm only 23 years old and I don't want to get married yet!"
The white-haired old Taoist priest holds a wine gourd in his hand, sits cross-legged on a recliner, and drinks wine leisurely.
He scolded: "You are a man with a dick, who do you want to marry! I have found a beautiful wife for you, enjoy it!"
Chen Xin'an was angry, stared at the old man and cursed: "You old ghost! You also know that I am a loser, and you still want me to be your son-in-law?"
"I'm doing this all for your own good!" The old man sat up, patted Chen Xin'an on the shoulder, and said seriously:
"The daughter of the Ning family is a rare pure yin woman. She is a perfect match for a pure yang man like you! Your master has finally arranged this marriage for you. You must not..."
"How come I heard that you agreed to be their son-in-law after accepting twenty jars of raw wine from the Ning family?" Chen Xin'an glanced sideways at the old man.
The old man looked embarrassed and cursed: "Ahem! What gossipy idiot said that?
Chen Xin'an, do you think your master sold you for twenty jars of liquor?
"Yes!" Chen Xin'an nodded without hesitation.
This old man will do anything for drinking, selling his apprentice is nothing!
The old man looked aggrieved: "Ahem! Boy, you have wronged your master! I have told your fortune, and if Ning Xiruo is your life partner..."
Chen Xin'an yelled angrily: "You're a bastard fortune teller! I don't want to be a son-in-law! Forget it!"
Besides, I am a monk, how can I get married?
The old man glared at him: "You are a bullshit monk! I, Yao Zhifeng, have been practicing Taoism for forty years, and all the disciples I have taught have become monks. Are you insulting my intelligence? Who gave you the precepts?"
Chen Xin'an rolled his eyes: "You are not a monk, why have you shaved my hair since you were a child?"
The old man snorted: "Can I give you a big wave? It's much easier this way? It saves water, electricity and light bulbs. It's comfortable to look at!"
"Old ghost, this matter is not something we can discuss, right?"
Chen Xin'an stood up with a desperate posture. The old man seemed determined to drive him down the mountain!
The master nodded: "I bought the ticket for you! You can go down the mountain today and arrive at Dongshan City in two hours. Ning Xiruo will pick you up at the station in person!"
Sign up tomorrow! Don't think about regrets. Let me remind you first, the Ning family may know about the cable car falling off the cliff eighteen years ago!
Chen Xin'an, who originally wanted to pretend to be obedient and run away after going down the mountain, was stunned when he heard this. He looked constipated and said feebly: "Okay, then I'll go down the mountain now!"
The old man was overjoyed. Finally convinced this boy, he can take twenty jars of Ningyuan wine with peace of mind!
You must know that this is a top-quality product specially provided for state banquets, and each bottle costs more than 5,000 yuan!
The old man suddenly felt a pain in his stomach and screamed. Chen Xin'an grinned and said to him: "Old ghost, you asked me to be your son-in-law, and I'll treat you to black bat health soup. Aren't you a very filial apprentice?"
Go to the bathroom quickly before you soil your pants! I'm leaving. I will come back to see you in the future!
"Get out! Don't come back! Evil disciples! Evil disciples!" The old man shouted as he ran. After working in the toilet for a while, I finally got it clean!
The boy got black bat urine from the back cliff that the goat couldn't climb, and made it into poison and mixed it into the wine.
He also concealed the matter from his great doctor Yao Zhifeng. Whether it is martial arts or medical skills, he has surpassed his master. It's really time to go down the mountain!
After all, he is his apprentice, more powerful than his master. The old man's face was full of pride and satisfaction.
He touched the toilet paper basket next to him, and his face suddenly turned dark. The toilet paper inside was gone, replaced by a handful of sawgrass!
"Chen Xin'an!"
Angry roars resounded throughout Qingniu Mountain!
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When Chen Xin'an was seven years old, his parents took him to play in Qingniu Mountain. A cable car accident occurred and he fell from a height of 100 meters. His parents died at the scene.
But because he was too light, he was hung on the tree. He was rescued by his master and lived in the mountains for sixteen years.
I don't know if it's a sequelae of the accident, but Chen Xinan doesn't have much memory before he was seven years old.
So he is very unfamiliar with the city where he was born.
But the old man was right. Sure enough, someone came to pick him up at the train station.
At the exit, he saw a chubby young girl holding a sign with his name on it. Is she Ning Xiruo?
This old ghost has pretty good eyesight. This woman with a big butt is so horny!
"Are you Chen Xin'an?" When she saw a young man walking up to her, pointing at the sign, and then at herself, the fat girl's jaw almost dropped!
Isn't this guy too rustic?
He had a big bald head and was wearing sportswear bought from a country market and a pair of white sneakers. The style is so old that I can't even find it in Dongshan!
Seeing the other party looking at him, Chen Xin'an smiled and said, "If the old man had told me that you looked like this, I wouldn't have provoked him!"
But we can't be too hasty. No matter what, getting married is a big deal. I think we should spend a few days together first. Ning Xiruo, what do you think?
Mr. Ning found such a man?
There are countless people pursuing her. If you closed your eyes and picked any one, they would all be better than this guy, right?
Hear what this guy says, are you still unwilling to marry Mr. Ning? Where does your confidence come from?
The fat girl's face turned dark and she said displeasedly: "I am Mr. Ning's secretary Xiao Zhou, why would she come to a place like this! She is waiting for you in the parking lot, come with me!"
After all this time, this is no longer true! Chen Xinan felt a little regretful. I wonder if Ning Xiruo has a better figure than this girl?
I hadn't seen many women since I was a kid, and no one taught him about men and women. There are really limited ways to understand women.
When he was young, his master said that he would find a woman with a big butt and strong fertility to be his wife in the future. This is the standard by which he evaluates women.
In the parking lot of Dongshan Railway Station, the door of a red Lexus opened, and a woman wearing a rose-red dress walked out. Her eyebrows were as dark as ink, her skin was as white as snow, and her bright eyes looked toward the exit. At this moment, it seemed that the whole world was eclipsed, and the eyes of everyone nearby were attracted by this woman in red! "Is that... is Ning Xiruo? Oh my God, she is simply my goddess!"
"Who is your goddess? She is the goddess of all men in Dongshan!"
"Ning Xiruo, I love you! Oh my God, she is so perfect! This is the first time I see her so close! I want to go over and give her an autograph!"
But before the man could speak in front of the goddess, a young man wearing a famous brand suit came over, slapped him in the face, kicked him, and cursed: "What on earth do you want to do? Get out!"
After being slapped and kicked for no reason, the man wanted to get angry;
But when he saw the young man's face, he suddenly dropped half a head, covered his face and bowed to apologize to the young man: "I'm sorry, Mr. Lin! I will disappear now!"
This Mr. Lin, this handsome man, is pursuing Ning Xiruo, and almost everyone in Dongshan City knows it!
He is also powerful, young and rich, with a net worth of more than one billion. Who dares to compete with him?
"What are you doing here!" Ning Xiruo frowned.
She didn't have a good impression of Lin Shuai. He was arrogant and rude and had a bad personality. He was like a tiresome fly that followed him wherever he went.
Lin Shuai smiled and said: "Xiruo, I heard that you came to the train station to pick someone up in person, so I came to see who you are, with such a big face!"
What does this have to do with you!
Just as Ning Xiruo was about to drive him away, the secretary came back and said to her, "Mr. Ning, he has been picked up!"
Just him?
I, Ning Xi, want to marry such a country bumpkin?
Ning Xiruo's expression when she looked at Chen Xin'an was as if she had seen a pile of cow dung, which was indescribable.
But before she could speak, the pile of cow dung shouted in disgust:
"Are you Ning Xiruo? I want to marry you? You have no breasts and no butt! I won't do it, I want to break off the engagement!"