I swear I was just a normal baby a few days ago.
Well, as normal as I could be with four powerful bloodlines, a system, and the memories of my past life.
But right now?
I was the battlefield of an all-out war between three princesses.
And although I wasn't even participating in the war and was just the battlefield , I was still the one losing.
Celestia, Evelyn, and Liliana were still locked in a fierce battle, each of them holding onto me with surprisingly strong grips for babies.
"How they heck are they so strong" I thought to myself
Evelyn had me trapped in a koala-like hug, refusing to let go.
Celestia was trying to pull me back, her pout turning into a determined glare.
Liliana was completely silent, but her crimson eyes were flashing dangerously as she pulled from the other side ,this sent chills down my spine as I silently gulped .
My body was literally being stretched between them.
And the worst part?
None of them could even talk yet.
"Ahh!!" Evelyn whined, pulling me closer.
"Mm!" Celestia huffed, trying to reclaim me.
Liliana tightened her grip, as if saying, "I refuse to lose."
I tried to squirm free, but—
[ (¬‿¬) Don't even bother, Host. ], the system said laughing his ass off
("System, HELP ME!"), I asked him for help again.
[ (≖ᴗ≖) No can do! I'm just here for entertainment and from entertainement , I just remembered where is my popcorn ! ] he said and started looking for popcorn , I am still curious where he is getting popcorn from.
("YOU LITTLE—")
Before I could finish my mental rant, Evelyn suddenly leaned forward and pressed her chubby cheek against mine again, rubbing it with a happy expression .
Celestia immediately retaliated, hugging me from the other side.
Liliana, not one to be outdone, simply climbed over me, trying to claim the highest position.
AND NOW THEY WERE ALL CLINGING TO ME.
("…I'm going to die ."),
System:"( You know this is not a bad way to die host , surrounded by cute girls)", I just ignored his comment looking over at the Mothers hoping they would finally help me.
And what were the adults doing?
Laughing.
—The Mothers' Reactions—
Mother, Elaris, Sylvia, and Lilith were all watching the chaos unfold, and instead of helping me, they were giggling like schoolgirls.
Mother wiped away tears of laughter. "This… this is the most adorable thing I've ever seen!"
Elaris grinned proudly. "Of course, my Evelyn has good taste!"
Sylvia sighed, shaking her head. "Celestia was always possessive, but this… this is on another level."
Lilith crossed her arms, expression blank. "…This is fine."
Sylvia gave her a look. "Fine? Lilith, your daughter is literally battling for Adrian like a seasoned warrior."
Lilith shrugged. "She's winning, isn't she?"
Elaris snorted. "Not for long. Look at Evelyn's grip!"
Mother gasped dramatically. "Poor Adrian! How will he ever choose?!"
I sent her a betrayed amd pitiful look.
("Mother, HOW could you do this to me?!")
But she just smiled innocently.
Sylvia sighed, but her eyes were soft. "Honestly, this reminds me of when we were at the academy. The way they're fighting for him now? It reminds me of how we used to argue over the dumbest things."
Elaris nodded in agreement. "Like who had the best grades?"
"Who was the strongest?"
"Who was the prettiest?"
Lilith rolled her eyes. "It was me, obviously."
Sylvia deadpanned. "Says the one who got caught up in every prank war."
Lilith huffed. "That was your fault."
Mother chuckled. "No, that was Elaris's fault."
Elaris grinned mischievously. "You're welcome."
While they were lost in nostalgia, I was being smothered by three chubby babies.
At this point, I had resigned myself to my fate.
Celestia had buried her face in my shoulder.
Evelyn was hugging me like a plush toy.
Liliana had somehow climbed onto my back and refused to move.
And my system?
[ (≖ᴗ≖) Best. Day. Ever. ]
("I hate you.")
As I lay there helplessly, I could only think of one thing.
The protagonist really lost out this time and feeling the warmth Ifelt like this wasn't toobad was it ?
(Author's Note: A big shoutout to Asagrim_9 and Kiran_Kanwar_7207 for supporting the novel with power stones.A big thank you to you two)