Lu Chengwen looked at the wooden stool leg in his hand.
He thought to himself, what the hell is this useless thing? It might be handy for fights at school, but now standing in front of us is Long Aotian!
The War God of the North!
Everyone in this nightclub combined wouldn't be enough for him to handle alone.
Hu Shuhui also said, "Brother Long, it's all up to you today. Whether I can vent my anger depends on you!"
Long Aotian smiled, "Tell your people to calm down. I can handle this alone."
"Ah? But they have quite a few people."
"No matter," Long Aotian said, "I haven't stretched my muscles in a while."
Chen Moqun instantly exploded in anger, "Damn it, this is too much! I'll start with you!"
Chen Moqun was about to charge forward when Lu Chengwen grabbed him.
Chen Moqun was too fat, and with his rage-fueled charge, Lu Chengwen almost couldn't hold him back. When he finally managed to stop him, Lu Chengwen ended up falling to the ground.
"Why did you stop me!?"
Lu Chengwen got up, thinking to himself, you have no idea how close you are to death!
This is how villains get themselves killed.
Lu Chengwen patted his shoulder, trying to calm him down.
"Don't mess with that guy, we can't beat him."
"Damn, why are you so cowardly? Fine, I'll take care of this guy, okay?"
"You…"
Lu Chengwen said, "Let me talk to him first." Chen Moqun was getting impatient and whispered, "I really want to fight this one. Don't talk too well, or we won't get to fight."
"I'll try."
Lu Chengwen looked at Long Aotian, "Brother Long, long time no see."
"Not that long," Long Aotian replied. "Let's fight."
"Not so fast," Lu Chengwen said. "I have a question for you."
"Go ahead."
Everyone around thought these two were crazy.
They had already squared off, gone through the usual trash-talking, and now they were being so polite!?
Lu Chengwen said, "Brother Long, with your dragon-like demeanor and extraordinary talent, why would you hang out with trash like Hu Shuhui? And fighting over girls in a nightclub is beneath you. We're all respectable people. How about I mediate? Today, you and Hu Shuhui can enjoy yourselves here, everything's on me. Let's just forget about this, okay?"
Long Aotian said, "Lu Chengwen, how dare you call others trash? Do you even know what kind of person you are? I'm going to take action because you and Chen Moqun have committed countless evils! Everyone in Snow City knows you two are a pair of scoundrels. Today, I, Long Aotian, will rid the world of you!"
At that moment, Chen Mengyun walked over from behind, looking terrified, "What's going on? Why are there so many people here?"
Chen Mengyun had just gone to the restroom. Lu Chengwen's "threats" and "crazy driving" had scared her so much that she needed to use the bathroom. After finding out her brother was safe, she went to the restroom first.
While inside, she heard the commotion outside and knew something was wrong. When she came out, sure enough, even Hu Shuhui was there.
At that moment, Long Aotian and Chen Mengyun locked eyes, sparks flying.
Long Aotian was stunned.
He thought to himself: What a beautiful woman, rare in this world. Like a flower, like jade, as stunning as a fairy. Her delicate mouth, slender waist, her beauty undeniable. She outshines all others. It feels like this isn't the Peach Banquet, but how did the moon goddess Chang'e leave the Moon Palace? She's like the legendary beauty A Jiao, and I'm like Chen Guanxi…
Chen Mengyun, seeing Long Aotian, also felt a strange flutter in her heart.
Why is this guy staring at me so intently?
Thinking this, she nervously hid behind Lu Chengwen.
Lu Chengwen thought to himself: [Alright, problem solved. The male lead and female lead have finally met.]
[Next, Chen Mengyun should fall in love with Long Aotian at first sight, then they'll hold hands and go chat.]
[Sigh, it's a pity, but Chen Mengyun is destined to be one of Long Aotian's harem members. Go join Leng Qingqiu and the others.]
Lu Chengwen smiled and said, "Brother Long, let me introduce you. This is Miss Chen Mengyun, the eldest daughter of the Chen family."
Chen Mengyun already knew what Lu Chengwen was up to, her face flushed with anger as she glared at him.
Lu Chengwen continued, "Mengyun, let me introduce you. This is Long Aotian."
Long Aotian quickly clasped his hands in greeting, "Miss Chen, it's a pleasure."
Chen Mengyun ignored him, her face stern, "What are all of you doing here? Third Brother? What are you holding? Are you still in school? Haven't you grown up yet?"
The third brother and the others, being scolded by Chen Mengyun, had no choice but to hide their weapons behind their backs. Long Aotian also felt a bit embarrassed, not expecting to run into the eldest daughter of the Chen family here.
Now, beating up her brother was definitely not appropriate.
At that moment, Hu Shuhui jumped out, "Damn it! You bitch, you and Lu Chengwen teamed up to trick me, don't think I don't know! Brother Long, help me take them down. Tonight, I'll find you ten girls, all fresh and lively, with great skills and enthusiasm!"
Long Aotian pushed him away, "Friend, don't get so close. I, Long Aotian, am a man of integrity. How could I possibly seek out prostitutes?"
"Huh?" Hu Shuhui was still confused, "Didn't we agree to have some fun tonight? And you told me you could handle ten in one night. We were all waiting to see you perform…"
"Nonsense!" Long Aotian was so angry he stuttered, "With my noble character, great sentiment, pure soul, and… in short, I have never, and will never, associate with such vulgar women."
Hu Shuhui was completely baffled, "So, do you still want Xiao Hong and Xiao Lan?"
"No! I don't even know who Xiao Hong and Xiao Lan are!"
"They're the two who were sitting on your lap earlier, feeding you wine mouth-to-mouth! You even said Xiao Hong has a great ass and Xiao Lan's chest feels amazing…"
Long Aotian glared at him angrily, "You've got the wrong person!"
Chen Moqun, holding the stool leg, walked up to Lu Chengwen and whispered, "What's going on? Are these two idiots out of their minds?"
Lu Chengwen smiled.
[This is too funny! This plot, hey, that dumb author definitely couldn't write this.]
[Today, we'll use one to fight the other! Just watch how cunning I can be!]
Lu Chengwen leaned closer to Chen Moqun, "A stool leg is useless. Times have changed. Today, we'll have a battle of wits."
He gave Chen Moqun a meaningful look.
Chen Moqun's eyes darted around a few times, then he quickly nodded, "Good show."
Chen Mengyun stood behind them, her hateful eyes darting between these two troublemakers.
Lu Chengwen said, "It's him! Brother Long! It was him who tried to assault my good friend's sister, Miss Chen Mengyun! Luckily, I arrived in time to protect her virtue!"
Lu Chengwen pounded his chest, "It's a pity! Hu Shuhui's family has too much influence. We can't afford to provoke him! If only I had the courage, I would tear him to pieces!"
Hu Shuhui immediately got angry, "Lu Chengwen, you'd better watch your mouth, but don't think you can get away with this today!"
Chen Moqun also quickly threw down the stool leg, "Sis! This guy bullied you, but I didn't dare to confront him. I can't beat him! I hate myself for it!"
Long Aotian was furious, "You bullied Miss Chen?"
Hu Shuhui was stunned, thinking what the hell is going on!?
Why are you turning on me?
He whispered, "Hey! We're on the same side, what are you doing!?"
Long Aotian slapped him hard, "Who the hell is on the same side as scum like you?"
Hu Shuhui's head snapped to the side and didn't come back, his brain completely shut down.
"Wow! So brave!"
Chen Mengyun put her fingertips to her mouth, acting like a fangirl.
"Huh!?"
Lu Chengwen and Chen Moqun both turned to look at Chen Mengyun, as if seeing a stranger.
Lu Chengwen narrowed his eyes, [So, big sis, you're quite the actress too!]
Long Aotian, seeing Chen Mengyun, was completely smitten.
If Leng Qingqiu was the type that made Lu Chengwen's heart skip a beat, then Chen Mengyun was absolutely the type that made Long Aotian's heart race.
The way Lu Chengwen stared at Leng Qingqiu was exactly how Long Aotian was captivated by Chen Mengyun.
Every gesture, every word from Chen Mengyun was like a powerful drug to him!
The drug went straight to his brain!
He was completely dizzy.
Chen Mengyun added, "Hu Shuhui, I was kind enough to have dinner with you, but you tried to take advantage of me! It's a pity, I'm just a girl, and the eldest daughter of the Chen family. I can't very well take you to court. But your evil deeds will catch up with you eventually!"
What is this?
This is wishing someone dead!
Hu Shuhui touched his burning cheek and looked at Long Aotian, "Long Aotian, have you lost your mind? You dare hit me!?"
Slap!
Another loud slap.
Long Aotian might not be good at much, but he was a pro at beating people up.
Beating up villains was his specialty.
The slap was loud! Really loud!
Hu Shuhui turned his head, wiping his nose, blood gushing out.
"Long Aotian, I'll f*** your uncle…"
Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap!...
Long Aotian grabbed his collar with one hand and slapped him repeatedly with the other.
After a while, Long Aotian finally stopped, coldly looking at him, "I hate scum who don't respect women."
Hu Shuhui was beaten to a pulp, weakly looking at his gang, "Are you just going to watch him hit me?"
Only then did Hu Shuhui's lackeys snap out of it.
"Let go of our Boss Hu!"
"You punk, let go now!"
Long Aotian smiled slightly, closed the door, and before it shut completely, he smiled at the people inside, "Give me a minute."
The door closed.
Sounds of a scuffle came from outside.
Chen Moqun laughed, "What's up with this idiot?"
Lu Chengwen also couldn't stop laughing, "Haven't you figured it out yet? He's into your sister."
"Damn! Him? My sister is yours. No one else gets to be my brother-in-law except you!"
Chen Mengyun smacked Chen Moqun's head, "Stop talking nonsense! Lu Chengwen, what's really going on?"
Lu Chengwen smiled, "You'll find out soon. This guy is actually pretty good, super strong, and… let's just say, if your life were a movie, he'd be the male lead. The chosen one, killing gods and buddhas alike."
"So, you're saying I should date him?"
"It's your destiny. No one can escape destiny."
Chen Mengyun was furious.
Chen Moqun said, "Lu Chengwen, what are you talking about? My sister has to be yours!"
Lu Chengwen quickly said, "Don't say that in front of him. Anyone who competes with him for a woman is doomed."
"Why are you scared of him?" Lu Chengwen said, "Not just me, you should be scared of him too."
"I'm not scared of him!"
"You have to be scared of him!"
"I'm not! I'll go beat him up right now!"
Lu Chengwen grabbed him, "Can you understand human language? He's the male lead! The chosen one! The two of us combined wouldn't be enough for him to beat. We might even lose our lives, understand? Stay away from him in the future! Be polite when you talk to him!"
"What's with you being so cowardly?"
"Anyway, don't argue with him, don't compete with him for women, don't do bad things in front of him. Only by following these three rules can you survive! Your family..."
At that moment, the door opened, and Long Aotian walked in with a smile, "It's done."
Everyone looked outside, "corpses everywhere."
Chen Moqun was shocked, "You… did this alone?"
Zhao Gang wiped the sweat from his forehead, and when he looked at his boss again, he suddenly understood something.
Long Aotian walked in, gently saying, "Sorry for the scare, everyone. I just happened to run into him and thought he was a decent guy. I didn't expect him to be such a scoundrel. Miss Chen, don't worry. From now on, with me here, he won't dare come near you."
Chen Mengyun looked at Lu Chengwen, who gave her a meaningful look, [Go on! Go talk to him! Your true love is here!]
Chen Mengyun was seething with anger.
Suddenly, she smiled, "Brother Aotian, right?"
"Sister Mengyun."
"Thank you, Brother Aotian, for standing up for me. I don't know how to thank you."
"Sister Mengyun, you're too kind. I'd like to boldly ask you out for coffee. Would you honor me with your presence?"
"Of course! But there's someone who's been bullying me for years, and I'm really scared."
"Who!?"
Chen Mengyun pointed at Lu Chengwen, "Him!"
Lu Chengwen had thought the plot was finally back on track.
He was relieved and excited, thinking he had used his wits to make the male and female leads fall in love at first sight. This storyline shouldn't need his attention anymore.
He had a relieved smile on his face, but when Chen Mengyun pointed at him, his smile instantly vanished.
He turned and saw Long Aotian looking at him with an extremely unfriendly expression.
[Ah! So this is how I die!]