Chapter 7
The Busy Devil.
A day after the call.
The whole villages held a celebration for finally being free from Gatou, the team had a blast Naruto, somehow managed to get Sasuke and Sakura to drink some sake with him, explaining that in the eyes of the law, well ninja law that is, they were adults, meaning, old enough to kill, old enough to drink and have sex, the last one made the two to blush, but Naruto's personality change made him a bit more like Ryoko than any of them to realizes, meaning no inhibition. (we all remember Tenchi Muyo episode 4, nuff said)
Anyway the two of his team were lightweights when it came to drinking, with it being their first time and all, they were both knocked out, so Naruto, creating 2 clones, so he could continue drinking, told them to put the 2 lightweights in the same room and make it look like they're hugging, the "Ryoko" in him thought it was both the perfect chance for trying to get the 2 together and pull a prank on them, though he'll only say that the 2 walked of back to the house by themselves, knowing that they'll think they fell asleep hugging because of the sake they drank.
After the clones dispersed, Naruto saw that they placed Sasuke and Sakura in place, his clone also saw Mimi was asleep on the sofa, not even bothered by her big brother(s) walking in with the two teammates, she was a heavy sleeper and she was too comfy to care at the moment.
Kakashi hanged out with the locals drinking and telling them the wonders of Icha Icha, so while he was "pulling" people to the ways of Icha Icha we'll leave him to it.
Inari was celebrating with his friends and told his mom that he'd be going with them to have a sleepover if it was ok with her, she of course agreed, happy her son is finally happy and enjoying himself and making friends.
Tsunami was with the other women happily chatting and things. (I'm not sure what women do when they get together.)
Naruto, on the other hand, continued to drink and even had some fun competing with a few people in seeing who could drink without succumbing to the beverages, even Zabuza and Tazuna wanted a rematch, think they'd take him on last, but that plan went out the window, they ended up falling down and out of the "game" and just fell asleep where they layed, Naruto was plastered, but he didn't fall and was laughing his head off, Tsunami, thinking Naruto had enough, helped him back to the house.
For Naruto, the whole night after his clones sorted out Sasuke and Sakura, were a blur, he didn't have a hangover because of his healing factor, he was thankful for that, but for the life of him, he couldn't remember what happened between helping his 2 teammates and now.
That is until he felt a couple of arms around him, looking to his left, he sees a head of black hair in a complete mess and not being bed hair, looking at the face that the hair is connected to, he sees Haku, she was happily snoozing, her head on Naruto's shoulder, where he could feel his arm wrapped around her, he could also feel the both of them naked, slightly tightening at the thought, he heard Haku moan in her sleep and sounded satisfied while saying quietly, "mmmm, Naruto-kun, not again, let me rest."
Hearing her say that, his face became set in stone, with only a drop of blood falling from his nose slightly, being too shocked for a full on nosebleed.
He didn't know where Haku went last night, he did know that she was with Tsunami, keeping an eye on Zabuza and that was it.
What Naruto doesn't know was that after the drinking contest zabuza and Tazuna had with Naruto, Haku tried to help out with Zabuza, but since he looked happy sleeping where he was, if the dopey smile was any indication, so she left him there and decided to help Tsunami get Naruto back to the house.
Naruto then felt movement on his right, having a feeling he would regret looking, but his curiosity got the best of him and what he saw practically knocked him out with a nosebleed.
There on his right, was Tsunami, happily snoring and looking peaceful, as though she was complete.
The only thing was she was naked, the blanket had moved down her body that showed her perky C cup breasts, showing that even though she is a mother, her figure is still wonderful, for a civilian, smooth white skin that shows she only goes out for shopping and laundry, not long enough to get a tan, a full body that shows she keeps herself in shape, most likely from the shopping and cleaning she does, a stomach that doesn't show she gave birth.
All those things pretty much K. Naruto, though his last thought before he blacked out was, "This is ether awesomely good or awesomely bad!?"
Because lets face it, Naruto getting so drunk, he sleeps with not just the beautiful Haku but with a beautiful milf like Tsunami, that's the awesomely good part, since, before he blacked out, he saw the content and happy smiles they both had.
The awesomely bad part though, he just slept with his clients daughter, that's bound to bite him in the ass, though she is a mature woman, she can make her own dissensions so no worries there.
No what worried him was Haku, he would have Zabuza on his case, wanting to slice him in half with his sword, from the bottom-up, don't get him wrong, Naruto could handle Zabuza, but he would constantly have to keep his guard up and that would be annoying.
After they woke up, with the two women giving Naruto a kiss and a thank you, Tsunami saying she feels refreshed and full of life after that, with Haku saying, even though it was her first time, he was a complete gentleman in the beginning and a beast when she wanted him to be, with Tsunami agreeing to both, even though Naruto doesn't remember, he couldn't help but feel pride at his "accomplishment."
Both women got up, not minding Naruto watching them, they both went to get cleaned up, all three noticing the limp both women "seem" to have.
Naruto thought to himself, "Ah, what the hell," He got up, just as Naked as the two in the bath, "May as well remember what happened last night, with a "reenactment"." He flickered into the bath with the two, before he fully appeared, he grabbed both and held a handful of their breasts and begins to massage them and says with a gleam in his eye, "How about I help you two out with your bathing?"
The moment they both heard the feral word at the end, they both shivered with excitement, it took another 3 hours before all three were clean properly.
After they were dressed, they all went and did their own thing, Tsunami was in the kitchen making dinner, since it was past noon because of the bathroom "incident."
Haku went to retrieve her adopted, unconscious father, she would've said foster, but since she's the one who heals him of his injuries, it just felt right to call him that, she also picked up Tazuna and Kakashi on the way, meeting Kakashi half way with a still unconscious Tazuna over his shoulder.
Naruto was floating in the air with Mimi in his lap, happily, slowly chewing on a carrot savoring it, with Naruto petting her, not caring that the woman in the kitchen and the woman lecturing the man with the bandages on his face about trying to out drink her big brother, both smelled like him, but she didn't care, they probably had a sleepover last night. (She maybe a computer but she's still an innocent little cabbit)
Everything went by peacefully, Tazuna and Zabuza, not knowing what happened between the three, because of hangovers and promising to never challenge Naruto to a drinking "fight" again.
Inari didn't know, seeing as he just got home, banging the door open and causing more pain for his granddad and Zabuza, both glared but didn't have the energy for anything else.
Kakash suspects something, but doesn't know what, but thought it was too much of a hassle to think about when there is a perfectly good book he should be reading.
The last two, being Sasuke and Sakura, came down stairs with completely red faces, everyone, except Naruto but acted it, were confused, it was Inari who ask what was on everyone's mind, "Hey, what's the matter with you two, you both look ready to explode."
Feeling even more embarrassed, they looked towards each other, then quickly looked away, Sasuke quickly changed the subject, asked Naruto, "Hey Naruto, what happened last night after we drinked with you."
Naruto, using the excuse that he thought of last night told them, pretending to be thoughtful and pulling it off, "Oh you both said you were tied and want to sleep, I used a clone to walk you both back to the house and it dispelled saying good night."
Excepting that, though still red, since they both were hugging each other tightly, though they were wearing clothes, it didn't stop them from have vivid dreams, that when they both woke up they found themselves kissing each other, they separated when their eyes opened and looked into each others eyes.
Talk about awkward in a hurry, but for some reason to each other, it felt right, though they won't tell each other that.
A week and a Half later.
Through the week and a half everyone pitched in with building the bridge, even Inari wanted to help, with Mimi helping by picking up hammers or spanners every now and then, and carrying a little bag with nails, the bag was made by Tsunami for her, thinking it looked adorable on the little cabbit, though sometimes Naruto "offered" to sometimes stay at the house to "protect" Tsunami in case their were a few of Gatou's men that they missed and asked sometimes asked if Haku can help have his back.
Asking why he wanted Haku when he was strong no matter how many people was his back, he simply replied "My chakra still feels a bit off for clones I managed to make two no problem, but I think it still needs to settle and it's easier to have two more sets of eyes."
Seeing the logic and agreeing, they allowed him to take Haku with him to help "guard" Tsunami, all of them never being the wiser, because they came back tired after a hard days work, even Mimi was flopped down on Sasuke's head, he felt the little cabbit earned a reward for her hard work, Sakura would've commented how cute it looked, but was too tied to say, even Kakashi and Zabuza helped out and they too were tied.
The team and Mimi on top of Naruto's head, along with Zabuza and Haku were standing at the end of the bridge, getting ready to head back to Konoha.
The villages were there to see them off, wishing them a safe trip back to their village, a hidden message between Tsunami and Naruto, with Naruto saying with his eyes, "I'll be back so we can have more fun." Without anyone noticing, with Tsunami replying, "You better." Without anyone knowing, which is surprising since there were five people, six if you include Naruto, that were ninja, though I gues two wanted to get home and relax, the other three wanted to get moving.
Giving a crying Inari a ruffle on his head and saying goodbye to everyone, the people of six walked on their way.
As the ninjas and Cabbit were out of sight, one villager shouted out "Hey, what are we gonna call the bridge!?"
Everyone started thinking, until Inari yelled, like the kid he is, "How about The Great Naruto Bridge, after the one who, not only killed Gatou but gave the village hope."
Everyone smiled and thought it was a good idea.