Chapter 134: Madara Uchiha is less than 1.8 meters tall. How could you possibly be him?
Hearing the name Yue Yan called out, everyone present turned to look at Obito Uchiha behind them.
Although Obito Uchiha didn't know how Yue Yan recognized him, he just pretended to be stupid.
"Eh~ Who's Obito Uchiha? I've never heard of him before. Senpais, stop looking at me like that. I'll get shy."
Seeing Obito Uchiha scratching his head and pretending to be shy and coy, Hayate Yururi looked at him like he was an idiot.
"Who the hell is this moron? How did he manage to get into the Anbu?"
Hayate Yururi shook his head after making the comment and soon stopped paying attention. He focused his attention on Shisui and Itachi in front of him.
"So, it's not Zabuza coming to face me, but you two punks instead. Well, it doesn't matter. I hope you can take a good thrashing."
As he said that, he turned his head and disdainfully glanced at Obito Uchiha.
"Hey, whoever you are. I don't know how you got into the Anbu, but you must have some abilities. Help us hold that girl off."
"Eh, senpai, she's the Golden Thunder Beast. How can I possibly hold her off?" Obito Uchiha played the victim.
But Hayate Yururi didn't listen to what Obito Uchiha was saying at all. After replying, he rushed towards Shisui and Itachi.
"Fight if you can win; die if you can't. Stop this act, or I'll kill you after I kill them."
Hearing this, Obito Uchiha's face under the mask darkened. He wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Yue Yan.
"Obito Uchiha, this isn't the place to talk. Come with me to that forest over there."
As he said that, Yue Yan turned around and walked towards the forest beside them. With Kamui and Wood Release, Obito Uchiha might get into trouble without Shisui and the others knowing the information. For safety's sake, Yue Yan planned to lead Obito Uchiha to a safe distance.
Seeing this, Obito Uchiha squinted his eyes but didn't say anything and silently followed behind Yue Yan.
As soon as they entered the forest and the dense trees blocked their view from behind, Obito Uchiha couldn't hold back anymore. He activated the intangibility of Kamui and quietly and quickly approached Yue Yan. When the distance was close enough, a wooden spike stabbed out from his palm, aiming straight at Yue Yan's back.
Wood Release: Piercing Wood Jutsu. As long as it hits, the wooden spike will explode inside the target's body. Countless sharp wooden spines will split and pierce through the internal organs. It's a truly cruel ninjutsu.
But just as the wooden spike was about to touch Yue Yan, Yue Yan suddenly twisted to the side, dodging the attack, and then kicked out with a roundhouse kick.
With a burst of brute force, the kick, as expected, passed through Obito Uchiha's body. The gust of wind it carried blew a tree along the way into pieces.
Seeing this, Obito Uchiha immediately pulled back a distance. His voice was no longer as lively as before, but instead became as deep and hoarse as Madara Uchiha's.
"As expected of the Golden Thunder Beast. Your perception is truly powerful."
Hearing this, Yue Yan rolled his eyes in annoyance.
"No, Obito Uchiha. This kind of deep persona doesn't suit you. You're still more suited to being that crazy love - sick simp."
"I admit you have some skills, but I'm not Obito Uchiha." Obito Uchiha snorted and said in a pompous way in his disguised deep voice, "I am... Madara Uchiha."
"Madara Uchiha? You've gotta be kidding!" Regarding Obito Uchiha's stubbornness, Yue Yan didn't know what to say and complained, "Let's not mention that Madara Uchiha is at most 1.8 meters tall, while you're 1.82 meters tall. Besides, he's always had long hair that's never been trimmed. How could you have short hair?"
"Uh..."
Obito Uchiha thought that revealing the name of Madara Uchiha would surprise the other party, but he didn't expect Yue Yan to say this.
Recalling that Madara Uchiha seemed to be only 1.79 meters tall, not even reaching 1.8 meters, and always had long hair, Obito Uchiha fell silent. After looking at his height disguised by White Zetsu, he couldn't help scolding himself for ignoring such a problem.
Just as he was about to refute, Obito Uchiha realized something was wrong. According to the records, Madara Uchiha was killed by Hashirama at the Valley of the End. Logically, Yue Yan shouldn't know such information. Could he be bluffing me?
The more Obito Uchiha thought about it, the more he felt he was right. He snorted disdainfully.
"Ha, just a little brat from Konoha. Don't try to bluff me with such groundless things."
"Groundless? Uncertain? Everything I said is true. After all, these are all from the personal notes of the First Hokage, Hashirama."
Obito Uchiha: (???)
No way. Why did Hashirama even record such things? He's the God of the Ninja World. Couldn't he record something useful?
Yue Yan was just making things up. Based on his understanding of Obito Uchiha's IQ, there was a high chance Obito Uchiha would believe it. After all, he was known as a dumb - ass. Even if he became ten times stronger after turning evil, intelligence is innate and can't be changed. Even Madara Uchiha couldn't boost someone else's IQ, right?
From Obito Uchiha's reaction, it was obvious that he believed it, but he still insisted stubbornly.
"Ha, it's just idle gossip."
Seeing this, Yue Yan had to use his trump card. He took out the photo of Kakashi and Rin taken at Minato Namikaze's wedding.
"Come on, Obito Uchiha. Take a look at what this is?"
"Humph, I'd like to see what you little brat can take out..."
As he was speaking, Obito Uchiha couldn't continue. His Sharingan stared at the photo in Yue Yan's hand and shrank to the extreme, showing his owner's unbelievable heart.
"This is impossible!"
In an instant, Obito Uchiha rushed to Yue Yan's side and tried to snatch the photo, but Yue Yan dodged it quickly.
"Give me the photo!"
Hearing Obito Uchiha stop using Madara Uchiha's voice and switch to his own, Yue Yan ignored his angry gaze, hooked the corners of his mouth, looking mischievous, and waved the photo in his hand.
"Didn't you just say you were Madara Uchiha? Why are you grabbing the photo?"
As he spoke, Yue Yan walked up to Obito Uchiha, waved the photo in front of his eyes, wearing an annoyingly mischievous expression.
"The two people in this photo are teammates of my late friend: one is his brother, and the other is the goddess he loved most. I heard before that when my friend sacrificed himself, he entrusted Kakashi to take good care of Rin. Look, he did a great job. Tsk tsk tsk, Rin looks so happy. After all, there's no better way to take care of someone than getting married, right?"
Although Kakashi and Rin in the photo were just dressed as a groomsman and a bridesmaid, Obito Uchiha, who was in a state of fury, didn't care about that. He only saw the wedding venue around.
Now, Obito Uchiha was shaking all over, and the killing intent was surging like it was free. He really gave off the vibe of an enraged kid in a game.
Slash!
Several sharp wooden spikes stabbed out from around Obito Uchiha. If Yue Yan hadn't dodged quickly, he might have been scratched.
However, Yue Yan didn't have the time to care about that. He looked at Obito Uchiha picking up the photo on the ground with a solemn look in his eyes, and his words returned to calm.
"Heh heh heh, I didn't expect Kakashi, who killed Rin with his own hands, to find someone he likes so soon. But it doesn't matter now."
After saying that, Obito Uchiha crushed the mask on his face and looked at Yue Yan with a cold gaze.
"As expected of you. You recognized me at a glance. But I have to kill you here to ensure my future plan."
"Obito Uchiha..."
Yue Yan's face sank, and his attention was focused on Obito Uchiha's left eye socket, which was supposed to be empty. There, a Mangekyo Sharingan with an unfamiliar pattern was spinning crazily.