The Yandere Goddess (1)
(AN: This is a crackfic I had wrote long time ago, it's unfinished but I'll post here just for a laugh.)
Up in the heavens, a huge debate was going on in the middle of Yggdra's hall. Usually, most times, when an argument happened, only a few gods/goddesses would be even present, only because they have something to do with the issue at hand. But this time every gods/goddesses were present, most, if not all, were against a proposal of one little goddess.
The name of the said goddess was Uzumaki Naruko, the Princess of the Gods, the daughter of the Queen of the Gods, Yggdra. She had blond hair that was tied into a bun and sky-blue eyes that could make anyone feel little. She had a formal black kimino on that costs god knows what. She was 4'9" tall, seeing as she was only twelve years old. She could be considered more beautiful than the rest of the women on Earth.
The little goddess was having a staring contest with her own mother in her court. The gods could feel a very heavy and deadly aura coming from the two. The goddesses beside Yggdra were just watching in silence, hoping that this would not become a huge issue, or another god vs. god fight, the last one left a huge crater in Jupiter. A lot of humans still wonder how that got there.
After a few more minutes, the silence was broken by Yggdra.
"Are you sure you want this mortal, my daughter?" She made a hologram of a young woman with raven hair on the palm of her right hand. "This girl… seems kind of…" She tried to look for the right word.
"Assholish and emo?" Lucifen finished for her. "There are more prettier girls in here don't you think?" She looked over to the other goddesses who were beautiful enough to get whatever man or woman they wanted. Yggdra, Lucifen, and Hestia were very close to each other and did not mind it when the other interrupted them.
"Truthfully, she just seems like another 'Dark Avenger' type, we get those sometimes, nothing really new. So why do you want her so much?" Hestia was the one who asked this time.
"She saved her life once when she was on Earth and had no idea of her heritage…" Yggdra explained to Hestia. "… but are you sure?"
"Yes! I'm sure, I'm sure!" Naruko jumped up and down like a spoiled brat. There was no way she was giving up her Satchan to some other human bitch, even if she has to tear her arms and legs off to make her stay with her.
"But don't you care how she feels?" Yggdra was a bit worried about her daughter's obsession.
"It doesn't matter! She'll learn to love me soon enough!"
"Well, it is just one human…" Lucifen at least tried to support Naruko's request. "… what harm could it be?"
"But this is the first time a goddess has fallen in love with a woman on Earth! It's not much harm when a goddess falls for a male human or vice versa, but a goddess for a human female?! This is a first!" Yggdra's voice could be heard all over the room, but it wasn't considered to be angry, more of a cautious mother. "Let alone this is MY daughter we're talking about!"
"I agree with Yggdra," Hestia sided with Naruko's mother on the matter. "… Naruko is only twelve and is not old enough to go claiming a life's partner."
"I don't care! I don't care! I don't care! She's mine, and I'll go claim her anyway no matter what you say!"
"She certainly seems all fired up." Lucifen looked at the little blond. "You were like this with Minato, remember?" She remembered how Yggdra dealt with Minato back then.
"It was a one time fling!" Yggdra blushed. In the end she had let Minato go, she hoped that Naruko would do the same. "…I'm free to choose who I marry now!"
That sent all of the gods hopeful looks.
"Are you sure about this Naruko? You do know that if you choose her, she'll be bound to you for the rest of eternity." Yggdra made one final warning.
"I'm sure!" Naruko grinned. Satchan was so going to be hers. She almost drooled at the thought of Satsuki being fucked by her over and over again till the end of time. She was that obsessed.
"Fine…" Yggdra sighed, seeing no way out of this. "Lucy," She looked at Lucifen. "…please bring over Uchiha Satsuki here."
***
Satsuki was having a good day. Her fan girls/boys seemed to be busy and she had a day off from school, so she could train. Nothing could make this day go wrong! She could finally focus on taking down Itachi.
If I can't kill Itachi, then let lightning strike me right now! She thought as she looked over at the clear sky.
Kaboom!
A lightning bolt came out of no where. All that was left of Satsuki was a burnt black corpse that smelled like barbeque.
***
"ARGH!" Satsuki gasped for air, suddenly finding herself on a sitting position. Looking around, she saw she was on a grassy plane, under a large tree. The place seemed peaceful enough. Was she dreaming? No, this was too realistic to be a dream…
So where was she? And what the hell happened? The last thing she remembered was training in the woods and getting hit by something. She couldn't remember what. The feeling was to quick to come and go. But for sure it was strong enough to knock her out.
Was she kidnapped by the enemy? No, she if she was she would've woken up tied to something, but she was free, no strings attached. Did the attacker kill her? Maybe. Was she in Heaven? Well, wherever it was, it was too peaceful to be Hell, that's for sure.
She felt too lazy to stand up. Getting caught up in the moment, she inhaled and exhaled. Feeling the breezy wind was comforting. She didn't want to think about revenge now. She wanted a break. Practicing every day had made her want to catch a break one day, and this felt like the perfect moment.
"I have come for you, Uchiha Satsuki."
Huh?
Turning around, Satsuki saw a beautiful young blonde, whose hair was tied into a bun. She looked to be in her twenties. The thing that made her odd the most was the blue armor she had on and the European sword she was carrying.
A foreigner? Satsuki thought. She looked Western. She dropped the part where she thought this wasn't a dream. It had become a possibility. But since when did she go dreaming about another women other than her mother? Fully clothed or not. It could also be possible that she had been kidnapped and taken hostage by a foreigner who was planning to attack Japan, or more specifically: her village.
Satsuki decided to remain silent and seated, after all, this could be the person who was strong enough to knock her out. But she still kept her guard up, just in case.
"You are to come with me, Uchiha-san." She spoke in Japanese with a tone of authority. Something Satsuki did not like about her.
"Why should I?"
The strange woman pointed the tip of her sword at her neck.
"So it's a threat?" Satsuki glared while the mysterious woman remained stoic. "How do you know my name?"
"You are not in the position to be asking questions, if I were you, I'd do what I tell you to do."
Satsuki stood up, her sword's tip following her neck, and turned to face her. She was taller than her, but she wasn't offended, she was only twelve, she'd grow.
"Then it's a good thing you're not me." Satsuki taunted. Trying to observe what she would next. It was not in the Uchiha to be submissive. She then switched to English. "What are you going to do about it?" She practically stated that she found her appearance to be foreign. She wasn't dumb like the other kids, she had learned English when she was younger, it was actually quite easy.
"So you speak my language? Do you find my appearance so foreign?" She spoke in English, confirming Satsuki's hypothesis correct. She switched to Japanese again. "Enough of this, my master is waiting, so we can either do this the easy way or the hard way?"
"You still haven't answered my question, how do you know my name? And who is your master?" She still hasn't changed her language.
The mysterious woman still used Japanese. "Like I said, you are in no position to make demands, Uchiha-san." How could someone be formal and threatening at the same time?
"You want me to come with you? Make me."
"Suit yourself."
It was as if they were mocking each other's nationality. The Asian speaking English, while the Western woman spoke Japanese.
Satsuki jumped back to get some distance and readied herself. The woman readied her sword not moving from where she stood. The atmosphere became really thick all of the sudden.
The following fight could not even be considered a fight. It went something like this—the woman just decided the raven haired girl was too weak to even bother using her sword. She just used one hand on Satsuki to drive her to the ground when she charged. When Satsuki got back up and tried a distance attack she just stepped aside and used her elbow when Satsuki lunging to follow up her attack, driving her to the ground. She pinned her down with one foot.
"Give up?"
"…"
Satsuki didn't give her the pleasure of hearing her moan in pain. Her pride kept her from doing so. Her sight was already groggy. Her attacks were so strong that it was enough to put her down in just two hits.
She lifted Satsuki up and carried her on her shoulder. Her sword somehow banished. Satsuki decided to give in to the darkness as she carried her somewhere.