Leo was seating on a couch of the Hephaestus Cabin
Leo: "I need to get up"
As he gets up too fast, and what he gets what everyone gets when they get up too early
As his eyes zoomed out, as he goes too a whole trip, as it shows Leo in front of black hole as he gets sucked into as then he sees Chaos, as Chaos looked back at him, as she sighed as she spoke, hee fair skin glowing, her red cosmos air flowing in the wind, her dress made out of cosmic energy as she smiled swing another of her Greath, Greath, Greath, Greath Grandson
Chaos: "Leo you have gotten up too fast, now you shall know the Secret of the Universe"
As then Leo eyes zoomed as it shows him standing there as he she feels back
Leo: "I not get up every again."
7 Days Later.
Annabeth: "And that is why Leo refuses to stand up and is now living exclusively on a rolling office chair."
Percy: nodding sagely "Honestly, mood."
Piper: crossing her arms "So let me get this straight—you got up too fast, went on a multiversal trip, met Chaos, learned the ultimate secrets of existence, and your takeaway from all of this is... never standing up again?"
Leo: dead serious "Yes."
Reyna: sighs "Okay, but did you at least write down the secrets of the universe?"
Leo: blinking "Oh yeah, hang on—" pats pockets "Wait. No. I forgot."
Everyone: groans
Clarisse: grabbing Leo's chair and pushing him towards the lake "Alright, time to test if rolling chairs float!"
Leo: "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! I HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE SOLUTION!"
Clarisse: pauses "It better be good, Valdez."
Leo: waving hands frantically "Instead of throwing me into the lake, how about we test my new invention?"
Annabeth: narrowing her eyes "What invention?"
Leo: grinning nervously "Uh... the Anti-Fall-Over-When-You-Get-Up-Too-Fast Boots™!"
Percy: raising an eyebrow "That name sucks."
Leo: offended "Excuse me, I was just hit with the knowledge of the universe! Naming things isn't my priority right now!"
Piper: arms crossed "And how do these boots work?"
Leo: grinning "They detect when you're about to fall over and activate tiny rockets to stabilize you."
Reyna: blinking "That actually sounds useful?"
Jason: thinking "That... actually might be—"
Leo: presses a button, and the boots immediately explode in the distance
Everyone: stares
Leo: slowly spinning in his chair "Sooooo... lake time, huh?"
Clarisse: grinning "Lake time."
Leo: yelling as he's pushed into the water "CHAOS, SAVE MEEEEEE!"
Leo was back in the Primordial void again Chaos Blinked looking at
Chaos: Mortal don't come to my domain more then once, how did you even come back here
Leo: "Uh… I tripped?"
Chaos: squinting "You tripped… and ended up in the Primordial Void?"
Leo: "Yeah, apparently I have a talent for it."
Chaos sighed, rubbing her temples.
Chaos: "Do you have any idea how many laws of reality you're breaking right now?"
Leo: shrugging "Eh, laws are more like… guidelines."
Chaos stared at him, then pinched the bridge of her nose.
Chaos: "I should throw you into a black hole."
Leo: finger guns "You totally could, but then you'd be responsible for the accidental destruction of reality because I'm, like, the glue holding it all together."
Chaos: pauses "That's completely false."
Leo: "Yeah, but it made you hesitate."
Chaos sighed again.
Chaos: "Fine. If you're going to keep ending up here, I might as well teach you something useful."
Leo: eyes lighting up "Wait, are you giving me cosmic knowledge?!"
Chaos: "No. I'm giving you a 'Do Not Enter' sign to put in your brain so you STOP SHOWING UP."
Leo pouted.
Leo: "Laaaame."
Chaos: deadpan "Do you want to get thrown into a black hole?"
Leo: holding up hands "Nope, nope, we're good! I'll take the mental 'Keep Out' sign!"
As Chaos waved a hand, Leo suddenly felt himself being yeeted back into reality.
—
Leo gasped awake back in the Hephaestus cabin.
Nyssa: "Dude, you passed out for like two seconds."
Leo: "I MET CHAOS AGAIN."
Nyssa: not looking up from her blueprint "Cool. Did you ask her for infinite cosmic power?"
Leo: "No, but I got a 'No Trespassing' sign for my brain."
Nyssa: snorts "Yeah, that sounds about right."
Leo groaned, flopping back on the couch.
Leo: "I need a vacation."
— END OF STORY 7 —