Winnin Wilson was the king of winning. He had never lost a single game of anything in his entire life, from the occasional beyblade match to flipping a coin and calling heads or tails. Winnin was a bit of an oddity among his classmates and friends due to his uncanny streak of luck and success at every tiny little thing he attempted.
One day, Winnin's best buddy Sausage came to him with a desperate plea for help. Sausage was an unfortunate looking fellow, with a bald, egg-shaped head and various other facial features that made him a perennial target of ridicule at school. But Winnin always stuck up for his homely pal.
"Dude, I need your help," Sausage begged, desperation in his eyes. "There's this super hot girl in my math class named Tiffany. I want to ask her for her number but I'm too nervous and ugly to do it myself. Can you, like, use your weird winning powers to help me out?"
Winnin considered it for a moment. Helping his friend Sausage score with a hot chick would be a huge notch in the "win" column. He agreed to assist his unattractive confidant.
The next day, Winnin and Sausage hatched a plan. Winnin would call Sausage's Airpods from his own phone, and then hide behind a tree. When Tiffany walked by, Sausage would pop in his Airpods and Winnin would give him lines to say to woo the girl. It was a bit cheesy, but Winnin was confident it would work thanks to his winning magic.
When the time came, Sausage nervously sidled up to Tiffany in the hallway, Airpods snuggly in place. Winnin called the pods and began feeding Sausage smooth lines that gushed about how sexy Tiffany looked that day.
Tiffany was taken aback by the tongue-twisting flattery pouring from Sausage's mouth. She'd never heard someone so eloquently compliment her before. After a few minutes of Sausage spouting Winnin's words, Tiffany found herself oddly smitten with the egg-headed boy.
As the two made plans to meet up, Winnin emerged from behind the tree. "I told you it would work, bro," he high-fived Sausage.
Sausage beamed with joy that his buddy's winning ways had helped him score with a smokeshow like Tiffany. He thanked Winnin profusely.
But it turned out that Winnin's winning streak had finally run out, just for a moment. Because Tiffany turned out to be a real crazy person. Like, actually unhinged and mentally ill. She started stalking Sausage, calling him 50 times a day, showing up at his house, threatening to kill herself if he broke up with her.
Winnin and Sausage were traumatized. They went to the cops and secured a restraining order against the deranged girl. Sausage realized he would rather be single than deal with a violent stalker.
And so, Winnin's winning percentage dipped for the first time. But he and Sausage learned an important lesson - you shouldn't try to woo girls for your friends using the Airpod method. Sometimes it's better to let people meet and hook up naturally, without weird magic.