Kazuya's arms and legs remained bound by golden chains as he stared up at the three MILF Council members, who were currently debating his fate like judges in a high-stakes cooking show.
Lady Belladonna tapped her chin. "I propose we test his stamina first."
General Helena smirked. "Endurance trials are my specialty."
Madam Evangeline adjusted her glasses. "Let's not forget the mental trials. We must test his ability to resist temptation."
Kazuya's soul nearly left his body.
"WHAT KIND OF 'TRIALS' ARE THESE?!"
Lady Belladonna raised a delicate eyebrow. "The kind that will determine if you are truly the chosen one."
General Helena leaned forward, muscles flexing. "If you pass, you will become unstoppable."
Madam Evangeline smirked. "But if you fail… well…"
Kazuya gulped. "I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING."
TRIAL #1: THE MILF MAID MARATHON
DING!
A massive hourglass dropped from the ceiling. A long, polished runway stretched out before Kazuya. And at the far end—
A squad of MILF maids.
Elegant. Alluring. Dangerous.
Kazuya's eyebrow twitched. "Oh hell no."
Lady Belladonna elegantly sipped her wine. "You have five minutes to walk to the end of the hallway without being seduced."
General Helena grinned. "Each MILF maid has a different technique to make you stumble."
Madam Evangeline adjusted her glasses. "And if you fail… we restart the trial. Forever."
Kazuya stared at them, horrified. "THAT SOUNDS ILLEGAL."
A large bell rang.
The MILF Maids activated.
The first maid stepped forward, adjusting her glasses seductively. "Oh my, Master Kazuya~ Did you need help fixing your tie?"
Kazuya blinked. "I DON'T EVEN HAVE A TIE."
The second maid leaned in dangerously close. "Master, won't you let me… spoon-feed you?"
The third maid tripped intentionally, falling into his arms. "Oh no~ I'm so clumsy~"
Kazuya's entire body locked up.
"THIS IS A TRAP."
He tried to move forward, but the fourth maid blocked his path—
"Master, I made you a fresh batch of MILF Cookies."
She lifted a silver tray, revealing the most delicious cookies he had ever seen.
Kazuya's biggest weakness—snacks.
His hands twitched. His soul craved a bite.
But then—
"NO! I MUST RESIST."
With every ounce of willpower, Kazuya bolted down the hallway.
The maids gasped in shock.
"HE'S FAST!"
Kazuya slid past them like a ninja, diving through the exit door.
DING!
A green checkmark appeared in the sky.
Lady Belladonna clapped. "Impressive."
General Helena smirked. "He passed… for now."
Kazuya collapsed on the floor, panting. "THAT WAS JUST ONE TRIAL?!"
Madam Evangeline smirked. "Oh dear, we're just getting started."
TRIAL #2: THE BEDTIME CHALLENGE
Kazuya blinked, confused.
A massive bed appeared in front of him.
Lady Belladonna snapped her fingers. "Your next trial… is sleep."
Kazuya raised an eyebrow. "Excuse me?"
General Helena cracked her knuckles. "You must sleep… while we test your resistance to midnight cuddles."
Kazuya froze.
"WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE—"
The lights dimmed. Soft music played. The air smelled like lavender and temptation.
And then—
A mystery MILF slipped under the covers next to him.
Kazuya turned his head, terrified.
It was Lady Ravynne.
She smiled playfully. "Oh my, Kazuya~ Couldn't sleep either?"
Kazuya screamed internally.
The trial had begun.
MEANWHILE – SYLVARA & THE RESCUE TEAM
Sylvara kicked down the castle door.
"BABE, WHERE ARE YOU?!"
Bradimus followed, holding a bucket of holy water. "I AM PREPARED TO CLEANSE HIS SOUL."
Celestia, flipping through an ancient tome, sighed. "This is probably the dumbest mission we've ever attempted."
Bradimus nodded. "And the most necessary."
Sylvara cracked her knuckles. "Alright, MILF Tribunal… time to meet your match."
TO BE CONTINUED…