Our crew slowly turns around,getting face to face with pregnant MatPat. Sans,Banzo,Steve and Zelda were shocked to find MatPat this easily.
Zelda took a cautious step forward, her hand hovering near the hilt of her sword.
"MatPat?" she asked, her voice laced with disbelief. "Is that… really you?"
MatPat nodded solemnly, one hand resting protectively on his visibly pregnant belly. "Yeah. It's me. And before anyone asks — yes, this is canon… in some timeline, anyway."
Banzo tilted his head, eyes wide. "B-but how did we find you so fast? We just entered the Multiversal Rift 20 minutes ago."
Sans chuckled nervously, eye sockets narrowing. "Either we got real lucky… or this is some kinda trap."
''Yeah it is a trap-''MatPat shouted''!
Because of this unexpected noise our group jumped back and draw their weapons.
''-A Springtrap.''MatPat finished the sentence.
''Well fuck this is a bad joke...even for me.''Sans said while calling back his gaster blaster.
MatPat smiled like an Happy Ghast ''Anyway what did bring you guys here and why are you looking for me?''
Steve:'' ''
Banzo:''Well it's kinda hard to explain but we need you to help a dude named Walter Black's fetish so he could give us the location of an artifact we need to save the hyperverse.''
''Hypertale?I love hypertale!!!''
''No,wait what the fu...you know what...dont worry about it and just tell us if you can help or not.''
MatPat's brows furrowed as he processed Banzo's words, one hand still protectively cradling his multiversal baby bump.
MatPat: "Wait—Walter Black's what?"
Steve, who had remained silent until now, finally stepped forward, arms crossed and expression stone-cold serious.
Steve: "We need you to help fulfill a very specific… let's say 'narrative condition'… so Walter Black will trade us the artifact. We don't have to like it. We just have to survive it."
Zelda, still not sheathing her sword, gave MatPat a side glance.
Zelda: "And that's where you come in. Apparently, you're the key to unlocking Walter's… preferences."
MatPat blinked. Then blinked again. Then gave the group a dry, almost impressed smirk.
MatPat: "So you're telling me… the fate of the entire hyperverse hinges on me indulging someone's bizarre meta-fetish?"
Sans: "That's the TL;DR, yeah."
Banzo nodded helpfully. "We brought snacks?"
MatPat let out a long sigh, staring up at the glitching, purple-glitched sky of the Multiversal Rift.
MatPat: "God, I miss doing normal lore theories. But sure—fine. I'm in. Just don't ask me to explain this in an episode."
The group collectively exhaled in relief.
Zelda: "Alright then. Let's go find Walter Black… and make this nightmare someone's dream come true."
Cue a dramatic slow-motion group walk into the rift mist… as the sound of low-budget royalty-free ominous music plays in the background.
''STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP''
A scream was heard from the back of the reastourant.Our crew turned around once more to see the infamous SPRİNGTRAP!!!
''Ho-Honey.''MatPat exclaimed!
Springtrap took a step forward, sparks twitching at the corners of his animatronic shell. His voice was a mixture of static and venom.
Springtrap: "I told you not to run off again, MatPat. The baby needs stability… not glitch-hopping across timelines with a bunch of fandom crossovers."
MatPat stepped slightly behind Zelda, whispering: "Okay, in my defense, he said he was cool with the multiversal parenting plan. That's on him."
Zelda raised an eyebrow. "You're… co-parenting with Springtrap?"
Banzo whispered to Sans: "That's like raising a child with a haunted Furby."
Sans: "Don't diss the Furby. At least they had a bedtime mode."
Springtrap pointed a broken claw at the crew, his optic sensors glowing like dying flashlights.
Springtrap: "You're not taking my MatPat without a fight."
Steve cracked his knuckles, taking a step forward.
Steve:'' ''
''OOouuff,Steve no need to diss him this hard!''Zelda said as he drew his sword getting ready to fight the enemy ahead.
Springtrap suddenly summoned a black shadow clone of himself behind his back and screamed ''Now you fools need to know what is the cost of taking the love of my life from me!'' With a sudden move his ability Glitchtrap possesed the animatronics inside the pizzaria.
As Springtrap's Glitchtrap form expanded like corrupted code over a security feed, the walls of the pizzeria began to groan and shift. Animatronics from every Fazbear generation—Twisted, Glamrock, Classic, even a rogue Balloon Boy—jerked to life, eyes glowing crimson, limbs twitching like marionettes on glitchy strings.
Banzo pulled out a banana-shaped boomerang and gulped. "I KNEW we should've gone to that timeline where Walter Black just collects stamps!"
Steve, still silent, lunged at the first animatronic with brutal precision. In a blur of movement, he disassembled a Withered Chica using only two blocks of cobblestone and a bucket of lava.
MatPat ducked behind the counter, rubbing his stomach. "Okay, baby on board here! Let's not turn this into an unscripted boss rush!"
Sans summoned three Gaster Blasters. "You want lore? You're gonna get blasted with it..."
''Fuck this sounded way better in my head.''Sans's lazy ass said dogging the barrage of attack coming from twisted animatronics.
''Okay guys let's finish all ofthis retarted ghost childrens ass!''
Sorry dear reader but the Author of this fan-fic seems to love the idea of leavin finishing this fight scene for later and going to Ohio instead!Because of this technical issue we will present the fight in a really short and shitty manner written by AI.
Banzo hurled his banana-boomerang, which sliced through a Twisted Freddy's arm like it was soft fruit.
Banzo:"This was not in the Chuck E. Cheese training manual!"
Zelda charged in next, blade flashing with radiant Hyrulean light. She pirouetted, cleaving through two Glamrock Foxys in a single spin, then rebounded off a table to uppercut a Balloon Boy with the hilt of her sword.
Zelda:"Who thought giving a balloon a soul wa-''
Give the keybord to me you half baked fish looking bastard!..
Oh hey dear reader you will not believe what happened! Bunch of mind controlled gorillas kidnaped me!Turns out Elon Musk was planning on kidnapping every single Author on the planet and replace them with AI.But dont worry this fic is not anti or pro AI.This fic also is not pollitical.(Of course as long as i am not making old sad man in suits have yaoi sex.Anyway let's continue.
Sans was looking pretty tired of all the dodging he had to do.His abilitys and tools were useful while fighting against a single strong opponent but against a horde like this his moveset didn't work as intended.Not only he needed to dodge multiple attacks coming back to back also none of his attacks other than Gaster Blaster were really good for causing wide damage.
Zelda also was struggling against all the creatures attacking him at the same time.
''Fuck why in the action movies they all come 1 by 1 but here they are jumping our ass!''
Steve on the other side of the reastourant was unfazed...He was looking soulles just like always.His eyes dark as void,his diamond sword always on his hand.His face looked like it had witnessed millions of horrible tragedy.He seemed old as time itself.Yet he stands yet he breaths. While all the others were a little uncomfortable fighting with dead children(they did comfort themself thinking this like freeing them from this eternal suffering came right from the deepest part of hell.),Steve simply was empty.He didn't care about all the blood and machines parts on his dirty hands.He had seen way worse.He had done way worse.
He thinked about things he had done to those villagers.
Banzo did scream it's Banzoing time and Banzoied all over the place.
Springtrap looked around to see all the beaten Aanimatronics scattered across the pizzaplace. ''No No No Noooo,i will not let you take my MatPat!!'' Suddenly Glitchtrap appeared behind him and start flying towards Zelda.
Zelda tried attacking the Glitchtrap but his sword didn't do any damage to the bunny.''Hahaha,i win, your mind is my you fool!''
Suddenly a blue glow surrounded Glitchtrap and throwed him to the nearest wall.
''Heh,Bud seems like this guy has no physical body so you should just attack his soul.''Sans said as he was breathing heavily.
''You lost William it's over.Now i want you to tell me something...'' Springtrap looked at Sans,worried. ''What did you do?'' Sans said.
From the moment Sans saw Springtrap,he knew there was something wrong with him.Looking at his LOVE only confirmed Sans's suspicion.
What he didn't expect was his words making Springtrap cry.
''Why..why it always goes like this? I commited sins that i could never forgive myself for.Even death itself could not end my suffering or the suffering i coused to others! I thought it would always go like this but MatPat,you found me,telled me the LORE. First time in decades i thought i could actually fix my mistakes,be a better person,be a good husband and a dad...But now they want to take you away from me!''
Sprintrap was compeletly lost in his emotions,his tears made of dirty oil falling on the floor. ''You were the only thing that thought me i could be more than a killer,an villain, in a francise that will go on forever but...but...I LOVE YOU MATPAAAT !!!''
''You can have him...''
Everbody slowly turned around to see Walter Black standing infront of the door.
''I realized...That the reason i watched weird porn all dad and had all this fetishes was...''
''That i was alone...I can't make another person suffer the curse of loneliness that i cast upon myself ,because...because...''
Walter was crying and smiling,at the same time.
''BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING PEAK''