Another day begins at school and it's already break time. I start to stretch when I hear Lala talking to Haruna and her friends.
- Hey, did you hear? A ghost appeared in the old school building. - Said one of Haruna's friends.
- A ghost? - said Haruna.
- What? What? What's a ghost? - said Lala curiously.
- And like a monster. - said one of her friends.
- I love monsters! - said Lala, confusing what the girl meant.
Their conversation continues until they end up reaching a conclusion that they are going to the old abandoned school. Haruna tried not to get involved, but it didn't work. I didn't want anything to do with it either, but...
- You're going too, Akira-kun! - said Risa Momokia, pointing at me.
- Why me? - I ask and Mio Sawada answers.
- Because we need a man to defend us from the ghost and you are perfect for that, besides the fact that Haruna will end up running away from us if you are not with her. - She said that and Haruna blushed immediately.
- Mio! Don't say that! - Haruna said.
💭 They have Lala for that, but if they really want me there is nothing I can do.
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At the abandoned school.
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When classes ended, I and the group of girls went to the abandoned school next to ours, I have to admit the place is really in ruins.
- It seems that the first floor is blocked. - Mio said.
- Then let's try the second! - Lala said.
We went up the stairs and when we got to the door we saw that it was locked, but soon after the padlock opened by itself along with the door.
- It's open! - Lala said who entered the school without thinking twice and we followed.
We are walking through the school corridors and Lala is leading the group.
- Ghost-san! Are you here? - Lala said.
- Lala-san, you don't need to call him. - Haruna said in a scared tone and she is hiding behind Risa. During this we hear a loud sound behind us and immediately Haruna, let out a scream of fear and she hugged Risa.
- Did you hear that? - I ask.
- It was coming in that direction. - Lala said going to where the sound came from, but she stops when the sound repeats only louder.
- Someone is coming... - Lala said in a neutral tone and the other girls start to get scared. Footsteps are heard and a door of the room opens revealing that the person responsible for the sound is Yami.
- Yami?! - Lala and I said at the same time when we saw her.
- Hello princess and you too Akira Yuuki. - Yami said in a neutral tone.
- Yami-chan! What are you doing here? - Lala asks.
- I just came to read all the old books in this school. - Yami said.
💭Are there still books in this place?
- Lala. Who is this girl. - Risa and Mio said at the same time.
- Her name is Yami-chan! Isn't she cute? - Lala said and immediately Mio and Risa started rubbing themselves against Yami.
- You hit me if I bump into you, but when a girl does that, you don't do anything? - I said that and dodged a hair punch coming from Yami.
- You are my target, so it is my duty to eliminate you, besides I hate Perverts. - Yami said.
💭And they are not Perverts?!
- There is something here. - Yami said who caught the girls by surprise.
We heard footsteps near us again and the person in charge was Yui.
- It is forbidden to be here! - Yui said.
- Oh... It's just Yui. - Lala said in a bored tone.
- What do you mean "just me"?! Sairenji is here too! What does that mean?! - Yui said this pointing at Haruna.
- I'm sorry! - Haruna said.
- Go easy on her, Yui. Haruna was kind of forced to come along. - I replied.
- You be quiet! - Yui said to me.
💭Geez, she already looks bad-tempered.
In the middle of this, instead of hearing sounds, we hear voices echoing in the school telling us to get out of here.
At the same moment, the floor we are stepping on breaks, causing us all to fall to the first floor.
I open my eyes and see Yui getting into a position that allows me to see her backside and her pink panties.
- But what do you think you are doing while I was like that?! - Yui said this, punching me in the face.
- I'm glad everyone seems to be okay. - Lala said, seeing me receiving insults from Yui.
The situation is interrupted when the girls and I hear the sound of a piano being changed, which made Haruna scream.
We went to the room where the piano is and saw that the instrument is playing by itself.
The girls start to run in fear and Lala, Yami and I follow them without fear.
In the middle of the escape, Yami decides to cut the piano into several pieces.
At the same time that this happened, a skeleton and a strange body appeared and began to surround the group.
We ended up falling into a dark room and now we have nowhere to escape.
Haruna, Risa and Mio fainted, except for Yui, who tried to faint, but she hit her head on the floor, which made her wake up right away.
The monsters were going to do something, but Lala grabbed the skeleton's head, trying to find out where the voice was coming from, and the strange body tried to grab the head back, but the skeleton's head hit a faucet that made a spray of water spray onto the monsters and Lala.
- Ahhh! How cold. - said Lala, who was naked because Peke fell out of her hair when she was hit by the water jet.
- Lala, it's not time to be naked now! - I said this, turning red.
- I'm sorry! I let go when the water hit me. - said Peke, who immediately transformed into Lala's uniform.
I notice some creatures with a furry and round appearance, they go to a corner and soon after an explosion occurs that makes a monster with tentacles appear.
Yui tried to faint once more but she hit her head on the wall which made her wake up.
- Why am I the only one who can't faint?! - Yui said crying.
- Leave this to me. - Yami was going to attack, but she is caught by the tentacles followed by Lala and gets caught too.
💭I better act.
Just as I was going to erase the monster from existence, Haruna wakes up screaming taking everyone by surprise.
- Haruna! You- She interrupts me grabbing my arm with an enormous force.
- DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!!!!! - Haruna said this using my entire body as an attack weapon.
My head hits the monster's face which made the monster be knocked out on the spot.
- You were amazing Haruna! - said Lala.
- Congratulations. - Yami said.
- Yuuki-kun! - Haruna crouches down to see how I am.
- I'm fine, I just don't use my body to defend yourself anymore. - I reply.
💭Besides, it was a strong blow.
- Leaving that aside, there seem to be several monsters here. - Lala said.
- You're wrong, princess. Regardless of their appearance, they are visitors from another planet. - Yami said.
Apparently, when the monster was defeated, a certain group of aliens appeared in the same place.
- Apparently there is no ghost. - I say this, getting up from the ground.
- Exactly! - said an Alien with the appearance of a black cat.
The group begins to explain that they are here because their planets were destroyed and that they have been looking for a place to live for several years.
In the middle of this, Mikado-Sensei appears in the room after hearing the entire conversation.
Apparently, she is recognized by the aliens and Mikado-Sensei says that they tried something with the Deviluke Princess and the golden assassin.
Yami suggested eliminating the group, but Mikado-Sensei says that he will try to find a job for the group without them being able to bother humanity.
With that resolved, Mikado-Sensei takes the group of aliens out.
All this is happening and Yui is in a total delirium, it seems that the situation has left her traumatized.
- Haruna, have you calmed down? - Lala asks.
- Yes. - Haruna answers.
- In the end, there were no ghosts. - I say that.
- That's great! Everyone found a job. - Said a female voice behind us.
When Lala, Haruna, and Yami turned around, we saw a ghost in front of us. Haruna screamed and fainted right after.
- Now I can sleep in peace. - Said the ghost who stared at Yui who immediately grabbed a bench when she saw the ghost.
- This is a dream, it's definitely a dream. There's no way it's not a dream. - Yui said, hitting the bench on the back of her head
- Now I can finally pass out. - Yui said this, passing out on the floor.
- Oh my. Ah! I forgot to introduce myself. I died 400 years ago. My name is Oshizu. - She said.
- I'm Lala. - She introduced herself.
- I'm Yami. - She also introduced herself.
- Akira, you also have to introduce yourself properly! - Lala said.
- Okay. I'm Akira Yuuki. - I answer.
- I hope we can be friends. - I said to Oshizu.
- Friends? How? - I answer.
- Akira! - Lala said, pouting.
- What did I do? - I ask, but I change the subject when I see Oshizu yawning.
- A ghost is yawning?! - I say that.
- Can't a ghost yawn? - Lala asks.
- No. - I answer.
- I'm sorry. It's a bit of an embarrassing story, but... I didn't get enough sleep. - I said to Oshizu.
- A ghost didn't get enough sleep. - I say this in surprise.
- Can't ghosts sleep properly? - Lala asks.
- No. - I answer.
💭She's already dead, it's impossible for her to want to sleep.
- That's what happened. - Oshizu said.
- How? - I ask.
Oshizu explains that the group of aliens was making too much noise and that didn't let her sleep in peace. She tried to talk to the group, but the process didn't go well. Now that the group has left, she can sleep in peace.
But this moment ends when Mikado-Sensei returns with the group saying that the place where she would put the Aliens to work is being rebuilt to become a brothel for aliens.
Since the group is men, they can't work. Oshizu complains that she won't sleep now since the group is back.
Mikado-Sensei explains that the owner of the place said that he will only hire female aliens and this gave Oshizu an idea.
If they are women, they will be able to work, right? - Oshizu asks.
- Yes... - Mikado said.
- If that's the case, then it will be easy! - Oshizu said.
- What do you mean? - Lala asks.
- From now on, I will make these Aliens become women! - Oshizu said.
- Oshizu... - I was going to continue, but Yami finished it for me.
- I didn't understand what you said. - she said.
- If we can become women, we would be happy. Since, if we do that, we could work. - Said the Alien cat.
- That's what I'm saying. And just become women! - said Oshizu.
- There's no way we can become women! Are you making us look like idiots?! - said the Alien cat.
- It will be okay! All a human has to do is try and he probably can. - said Oshizu.
- We are not humans! - said the group of aliens.
- I know that. It was just a figure of speech. - said Oshizu with a smile.
💭What's going on with this discussion?
- It seems like you're not joking, right? - Yami said.
- Of course not. I'm being as serious as possible! - Oshizu said.
- What are you thinking of doing? - I ask.
- First, I'm going to teach everyone how to perform! - Oshizu said.
- Perform? - Lala and I said together.
- I'm a master at this. Japanese dance. Shamisen. And singing! I'm thinking of teaching you guys! First you have to learn to have a lady's heart, and the rest will come with time. - Oshizu explains.
- I see. That's what you meant. - Mikado answers.
- What did she mean? - Lala and I ask at the same time.
- Basically, she meant that these Aliens will learn to dance and sing and act like women in the performances. - Mikado-Sensei explains.
- Exactly. - Oshizu confirms.
- Wow! It seems interesting! - Lala said.
- Really? - I say this without believing it.
In the end, it seems that the group accepted Oshizu's idea and Mikado-Sensei left them in the ghost's care. With that done, we took the girls who had fainted outside and left Oshizu to teach the group.
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Days later
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After Oshizu's training days, the group of aliens was accepted to work at the brothel and Lala and I received an invitation to participate in its opening party.
When Lala and I entered the brothel, we saw that the Aliens were wearing women's clothes and outfits that women should wear, and were acting like women.
💭What's going on here?
- Welcome! - We saw Oshizu approaching us.
- Oshizu-san, are you working here too? - Lala asked.
- Yes! Since this store is like a big mother. We have some customers who are acquaintances of yours, Lala-san! - Oshizu said.
- Where? - Lala and I said at the same time and Oshizu pointed in the direction.
Lala and I saw Zastin and his subordinates playing a stick game called "The King's Game".
Apparently the green, one-eyed Alien is the king and he ordered Zastin to kiss him.
Zastin's reaction was one of pure shyness and Lala and I were speechless when we saw this.
- Lala....- I called her.
- Yes...- She answered.
- We didn't see anything. Okay. - I said this with a look of pure regret.
- Yes. We didn't see anything, it was just a nightmare. - Lala said this with the same expression as me.
It was on that day that Lala and I swore that we would never say that we saw Zastin in that brothel having fun with crossdressing Aliens.