Cherreads

Chapter 88 - PWA 88 Couple Battles in Tag Team Tournament

"Phinia, use Aerial Ace against the Chikorita!" I instructed Phinia to open the duel with a Super Effective plus STAB move on the Grass type enemy.

"Kasumi, help her with Shadow Ball." Kotonoha also asked her Pokémon to use her STAB move on the Chikorita.

"Voltigoad, use Fake Out on the bird." The rich boy commanded his Pikachu, which he named Voltigoad to attack my Phinia.

"Chichi, use Vine Whip on the ghost." And the beautiful lady asked her Chikorita, whom he named as Chichi to use Grass type attack against the part Water type Kasumi.

The Pikachu suddenly vanished as it used its Fake Out against Phinia, surprising my Pidgeotto as it used nekodamashi that make it flinched and her Aerial Ace is cancelled.

But a Shadow Ball shot by Kasumi still managed to hit the Chikorita, in which the Pokémon in question also countered with her Vine Whip that deals a Super Effective damage with STAB spicing it on the Ghosteam.

"Phinia, Flurry Ace!" Not wanting to prolong this battle any more, I decided to use our move combination to quickly floored the Chikorita.

"Chichi, use Poison Powder!" Knowing that her Pokémon won't last longer against two Pokémon that have a type advantage against her Chikorita, the beautiful lady asked her Pokémon to at least poisoned one of the foes before she is fallen.

My Pidgeotto used the combination of Fury Attacks and Aerial Ace, she maneuvered around the Poison Powder sprayed by the Grass type Pokémon before she landed five multiple hits, each are imbued with grayish white Flying Type energy that managed to knock the poor Chikorita out cold.

"Voltigoad, Thunder Wave!"

*Bzzzzttt bzzzttt bzzzttt*

The Pikachu immediately sends out waves upon waves of electrical currents on her surroundings, and successfully hits Phinia who is still recovering from the use of her exhausting move!

"Kasumi, use Confusion Ray." Kotonoha asked her Pokémon and the Ghosteam immediately sent out a mesmerising ray towards the Pikachu who have just succeed in making my Pokémon paralyzed.

That Voltigoad has gotten confused, while Phinia has been paralyzed, leaving Kasumi as the only Pokémon which are still in her good condition despite having taken a super effective plus STAB damage earlier.

"Phinia just look out for attacks while you rest and recover." I instructed my Pidgeotto to keep her eyes out for any incoming attacks, focusing on avoidance while she is still resting in her paralyzed condition.

"Voltigoad, use Electro Ball!" The rich boy issued his command, but it's too bad that his Pokémon has succumbed to confusion and it is even hurting itself amidst its confusion.

"Kasumi, spam Sand Tomb." Finally, Kotonoha give her final command as her Pokémon spammed waves upon waves of Sand Tomb towards the Pikachu.

The super effective Ground type move buried the confused electric mouse Pokémon alive, and just when the poor Pikachu just managed to get out from its burial amidst its confusion, another Sand Tomb is already sent out to bury it below the sand again.

And another one down, another one bite the dust, literally.

After this wave of Sand Tomb, there are no more movements from the "burial ground" and the emcee plus judge have started his countdown.

"..... Two...., One...., And Zero! Pikachu can not continue the battle anymore and the winners of this round is the couple Jovanna and Kotonoha!"

With the cheers from the audience, we get down from the dueling platform to take a rest before we are continuing on the next round.

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"Ladies and Gentlemen! Now for the third round of today's tournament, we also have another couple battles on the Arena!" The emceee enthusiastically opened the duel with such a juicy line.

"On the red side, we have the bug lovers couple, the Insector Juniper and Hera! As for the blue side, we have another couple Jovanna and Kotonoha!" The emcee announced the participants on this round of Tag Team Tournament with yet another passionate speech, the audience also seems to be successfully riled up by him as their cheers are reverberating loudly in the entire Duel Dome.

On the third round of this tournament, me and Kotonoha are dueling against a pair of trainer, a moustached man in white brown outfit and a mature lady in a blue dress.

I sent out Phinia again because obviously an Insector would have a Bug Type Pokémon and everyone else also sent out their Pokemons at the same time.

[Pinsir, the Stag Beetle Pokémon, is a Bug type Pokémon.]

[Pinsir has a pair of massive horns. Protruding from the surface of these horns are thorns. These thorns are driven deeply into the foe's body when the pincer closes, making it tough for the foe to escape. This Pokémon is astoundingly strong, as they can grip a foe that is weighing twice of their weight in their horns and easily lift it. Despite their remarkable strength, however, this Pokémon is weak to cold as their movements will turn sluggish if they are placed in a cold place.]

[Pinsir often gets into territorial disputes with Vikavolt. But for some reason, they apparently gets along really well with Heracross. These Pokémon judge one another based on their pincers. The thicker, more impressive pincers make for more popularity with the opposite gender during mating season.]

[This Pinsir have the ability Hyper Cutter, and it knows the move Fury Attack (Egg Move), Harden, Vise Grip, Focus Energy, Bind, Seismic Toss, and Bug Bite.]

Wow, another Pokémon that judges each other based on their horns, guess they are just as horny as Goldeens, huh?

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Pinsir A (Female): "I am horny, I wanna mate with the one who have the best horns."

Pinsir B (Male): "Look at my horns, they are thick and strong, and I can split anything just by squeezing them hard! And what I can't split, I can throw them far away!"

Pinsir C (Male): "Hmph, Brute! You only know how to solve things through violence! You only have raw power but not the essential finesse. Meanwhile look at me, see those nice, exquisite thorns on my horns? Aren't they sexy? Even the humans must have modeled their spiked condoms after they take a look at the magnificent spikes on my curvy horns!"

Pinsir A (Female): "Oh my, I have found my perfect mate! I am looking forward for my future happiness with that horns~"

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While thinking such an absurd conversations between three horny Pinsirs with two males comparing their horns so that they can mate with a female, I scanned its partner Pokémon whose species name is already mentioned in Pinsir's Pokédex entry.

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[Heracross, the Single Horn Pokémon, is a Dual Type Bug and Fighting Pokémon.]

[Heracross charges in a straight line at its foe, slips beneath the foe's grasp, and then scoops up and hurls the opponent with its mighty horn. This Pokémon even has enough power to topple a massive tree. Heracross has sharp claws on its feet that are planted firmly into the ground or the bark of a tree to give the Pokémon a secure and solid footing when it wants forcefully fling away foes with its proud horn. With its Herculean powers and firm footings, a Heracross can easily throw around an object that is 100 times of its own weight. ]

[Heracross loves nectars and sweet sap and will go looking through the forests in search for it. The Pokémon uses its two antennae to pick up scents as it searches. Although it boasts a fantastical physical strength, Heracross is not that good at flying. The same as Pinsir, this Pokémon's biggest rival is Vikavolt, which it is always fighting with whenever the two of them met.)

[This Heracross have the ability Guts, and it knows the move Feint (Egg Move), Struggle Bug, Arm Thrust, Leer, Tackle, Fury Attack, Endure and Aerial Ace.]

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[ ] Author's Note [ ]

Let's make a Dirty Joke for now 😆:

A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?" 

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The Nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." 

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. 

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. 

Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father having sex with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed. 

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." 

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." 

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit." 

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