"AAAAAAAAH!" Noysd shot up from his bed like he was just hit by lightning—and not the cool anime kind. He was drenched in sweat and panting like he'd just run a marathon through a haunted house.
"What the hell was that...?" he muttered, wiping the sweat off his forehead. "System…"
> {?}
The system responded like it just woke up too.
"Open the platinum capsule," Noysd said cautiously, still half-convinced Artoria was gonna dropkick him again.
> Item: ID Card to Any World
"Whew… just a nightmare. Thank the RNG gods." He stood up, trying to shake off the lingering trauma of Fate waifus.
> Free 10x Roll Now!
"Sure, hit me with that sweet platinum color. System, roll 10x now," he sighed.
> 9x Blue Capsules
1x Purple Capsule
"Crap, I forgot to pray to the Gacha Gods… again." He exhaled the breath of a man defeated by his own luck. "Open all the blue capsules."
> Stick
Pant
Ultraman Underwear
Family Photo
Match
Rock
Rag
Hentai Book
Fox Face Mask
"...System, equip the Ultraman underwear." He said it like a soldier going to war.
> Normal Underwear → Ultraman Underwear
"...Much better." He took off his old undies and chucked them into the inventory for laundry.
(Author: Don't ask how Prime's inventory works. Even Prime doesn't know. It just does.)
"Open the epic capsule," Noysd said while stretching like an old man at a yoga class.
> World Pass: Event Unlock
"Finally," he smiled, cracking his neck as he began his warmup. The daily routine of a man who just rolled hentai and underwear.
(30 Minutes Later)
"System, show me my world options," Noysd requested while heading to the river next to his house to take a bath like a wild anime hobo.
(20 Minutes Later)
"Hmmm… not great," he muttered, combing his hair with a stick he found in his inventory. "Why are most of these harem anime…?"
> Available Worlds:
High School DxD
High School of the Dead
The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You
Ai Yori Aoshi
Love Flops
Redo of the Healer (Nope.)
Ladies vs. Butlers!
The Testament of Sister New Devil
One Piece
Dragon Ball Z
Fist of the North Star
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Ai Tenchi Muyo
Fate Nasuverse (ALL of it—even memes, abridged, and parodies)
Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend
World's End Harem
Death March
Carnival Phantasm
...And many more chaos-infused isekai choices
"That's… a LOT," he muttered. "You know what? Red—"
Before he could finish, his right hand slapped him across the face.
"OUCH! What the hell?!" He looked at his hand in betrayal. "Fine, fine…"
"Wait a sec... something feels weird. System, status."
> NAME: Haruka Hinata (formerly Noysd Walker)
Age: 30
Race: Human (99%), Unknown (1%)
Stats:
STR: C
SPD: E-
INT: 320 (Translation: High IQ, low common sense)
DUR: D+
WIS: A-
CHA: A- (Above average, below harem protagonist level)
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Skills:
Gacha (New Event!)
Summons (New Event!)
Inventory (New Item!)
Skill Creation
>
Status: Confused (same, honestly)
"…That old man nerfed me, didn't he?" Noysd muttered.
"But why…?" He stepped out of his house to clear his head. Then he spotted something.
"...I see."
He started laughing like a villain in a Saturday morning cartoon. "So that's the reas—heh…"
His laughter faded as he looked again at the Thing. A slow, unsettling grin spread across his face. He turned and calmly walked back inside.
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(To the "Thing" he spotted)
"He's seen us... Your Highness," said a man in a black cloak, using creepy telepathy like some Walmart Sith.
"Kill him," said an angelic yet demonic voice in the cloaked man's mind.
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(Back to Noysd)
"Skill created: Spark," Noysd said with determination.
> SKILL: SPARK (NEW!)
TYPE: Electric
DESCRIPTION: Gathers electrons and neurons in one location. The more it gathers, the stronger it gets. (Don't question the science. It barely passed.)
(Author: I failed science. I got an F. Cut me some slack.)
"Good enough... but let's upgrade that baby."
"Skill created: Lightning Manipulation and Control!"
> Spark skill deleted.
New skill created: Lightning Manipulation and Control
"YAY~ Finally done!"
BOOM!!
Suddenly, his front door exploded into splinters.
"Well, crap...
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"huh?what are you playing?"javier ask
Blue archive
"hmmmmm,where have i heard that huh?"javier said as he scratch his chin
"that the game with lolis"lihoo said while eating some noodles
"what........"javier said while looking at me with a disgust face
Hey now!it is not as bad as it sound
"the other day you say'why ibuki why!?i want to buy you'quite loud to"lihoo said as he imitate my cries
Javier look at me with even more disgust face
Alright maybe it is as bad as it sound....yeaaaaaaaah no excuse...
Let's just end it byeeeeeeeeeee reader
TO BE CONTINUED