While Jimmie and the DM's tried to calm Judy's horniness back to normal, the wrestling match between Jay and the Munkie Kang was about to begin!
To give him much needed strength, a boost of morale, and a bit of boost in energy, the Munkie Kang devours an entire banana and drops the peel. He then beats his chest some more with heavy fists as all the other monkey's cheered and screeched, certain that their king would win once again as they've seen him beat up and wrestle into submission many other stupid asses who dared challenge him. They were eager to witness another victory by their king.
Jay paced back and forth with his shirt off like an angry animal, unafraid of his opponent. Andrew stood at his trainer's corner, still uncertain about the outcome of the match. Then, a bell dings! The match has begun!
The Munkie Kang dashes across the ring on his knuckles, letting out a wild roar as he went for a full speed tackle.
Jay braced himself by lowering his body weight, waiting for the right moment and as soon as the Munkie Kang was less than a foot away, Jay rolls to the side. The Munkie Kangs momentum kept him going into the ropes where he was sling shotted back into the center of the ring where Jay awaited.
Jay uses the momentum of the incoming ape to catapult the monster over his shoulder and slammed on the ground. But the Munkie Kang didn't stay down for long, he immediately jumps up and over Jay, landing behind him and in a split second, he shoves his arm between Jay's legs, yanks Jay's arm over the back of his neck, and hoists him into the air. There wasn't much Jay could do but try his best to struggle out of the apes hold, but he ultimately met the ground as a result of a heavy body slam.
To follow up, the Munkie Kang slams both his heavy fists onto Jay's stomach, making him nearly cough up all his intestines. The remnants of the banana nut bread shoots out of his mouth.
Thinking that he had already won, the Munkie Kang lifts Jay's leg as another monkey slammed his hand on the ground and started to count to three. But Jay wasn't done yet. He maneuvers and wraps his legs around the Munkie Kangs neck and twists his entire body weight to fling the Munkie Kang over onto his head, before he collapsed and laid flat on his back.
Jay gets up and so does the Munkie Kang, surprised that Jay had lasted even this long.
"Come on Jay! You got this!" Andrew shouts, finally believing in Jay's capability.
After a brief stare at each other, each one trying to think of their next move, it is the Munkie Kang who lunges for Jay who executes a slap to the apes chest! Munkie Kang is stunned as a result of the slap to the chest, made to look like a slap to the face. After about three slaps, Munkie Kang blocks the last one with a large forearm, then returns the chest slap, stunning Jay!
The Munkie Kang then grabs Jay by the shoulders then shoves his head under his groin. Jay's face can be seen from under the Munkie Kangs ass from behind before the Munkie Kang lifts Jay into the air, placing his legs on his shoulders in one large maneuver, then slamming Jay on his back! The devastating move caused Jay to stay down for a bit longer as the wind was knocked out of him. The Munkie Kang decides to toy with Jay and showboat, prancing around the ring beating his chest, knowing he was to win the match.
Jay rolls over and gets on his hands and knees, trying to catch his breath back.
"I'm the kang around here!" The Munkie Kang yells as he beat his chest with one fist repeatedly. The audience of monkey's cheer. But then, too occupied with his gloating and showboating, the Munkie Kang fails to acknowledge the banana peel he dropped on the floor earlier and stupidly slips on it! He hits the ground hard and in this moment, Jay uses the split second to rush over, leap into the air and cannonball with all his weight down onto the ape! The two crash through the ring floor as a result of the impact. The audience fell silent. Andrew watches in fear at the cloud of dust hoping that Jay would emerge alright.
And so he did as the dust cleared, Jay climbs out of the hole in the ring. The Munkie Kangs feet can be seen hanging out of the hole, unmoving. Jay stands, still out of breath before beating his chest like an ape!
"Yeah! Don't mess with Jay the Stompulator! The Wild Animal! I eat lug nuts for breakfast and do my pre-trip everyday! Who the hell did you think you were messin' with?!" Jay rants.
The referee monkey slams his hand on the ring floor by the hole, slowly as to give the Munkie Kang time to recover, but he didn't and at the third pound, the bell dings.
"Yeah!" Andrew cheers, and surprisingly, so did the audience of monkey's.
"Alright little fella", Jay says out of breath. "Let's go deliver that load and git our money."
The monkeys bounced all around in glee as Andrew and Jay collected some of the boxes of banana's. The monkeys lended their hands and together they all marched through the jungle swamp with all the freight and back to Jay's truck. All the while a catchy jungle tune was played.
Once the freight was back in the trailer, Jay and Andrew hop into the truck and take off. Andrew could see all the monkey's waving and cheering in the rearview mirror.
"Damn! That was freakin awesome!" Andrew says. "It was like watching a real wrestling match on t.v! But you know, live!"
"Oh yeah." Jay says as he sips from his trucker jug. "If only someone was recording it as proof that I won."
"Aw shit! I forget to get my phone!" Andrew slams his arm on the door rest.
Just then, a monkey pops up from behind the bunk curtain!
"Oh shit!" Andrew yells in surprise. The monkey may have been the same one that jumped in the truck earlier and stole Andrew's banana nut bread. The monkey was holding something in his little monkey hands. It was Andrew's phone!
"My phone! Thanks little monkey!" Andrew says, taking his phone back. The camera app was open and upon examination, Andrew could see that the entire match between Jay and the Munkie Kang was recorded!
"Wow! He recorded the match, Jay!" Andrew says.
"Ha ha!" Jay says happily. "Now they'll believe me when I tell them I beat up a giant ape man!"
"And the customer will believe us when we tell them that apes really did steal our freight! We're still gonna get paid!"
Jay and Andrew danced in their seats in celebration and so was the monkey.
"But what are we gonna do with this monkey?" Andrew asks. "Take em back when we're done?"
Jay looks over at the monkey.
"Ah, what the heck. I'll keep em. he can stay with me in the truck." Jay says. And with that, they were on their way back to the customer...