Hey, babe.
Before you dive in headfirst like the reckless little gremlin I know you are,
here's a list of warnings.
Will you ignore them?
Absolutely.
Will you regret it?
Maybe. Maybe not. Depends how broken you already are.
But don't say I didn't warn you, pretty girl.
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Warning #1:
There's violence. Blood. Tears. (Mostly yours.)
Characters will make shitty, selfish, stupid motherfucking decisions.
You'll want to punch someone. Maybe even yourself. That's normal. Stay hydrated.
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Warning #2:
Obsessive love.
The kind that's "if I can't have you, no one fucking can."
If you're soft and want healthy relationships?
Go read a children's book, sweetheart. This ain't it.
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Warning #3:
Smut.
Filthy, messy, delicious smut.
The type that'll have you praying at 3am and blaming me for "corrupting your soul."
Baby, your soul was dirty way before you met me.
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Warning #4:
Unreliable narrators.
You don't know who's lying.
You don't know who's broken.
You sure as hell don't know who's gonna survive.
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Warning #5:
I kill.
Not everyone you love is safe.
Cry about it later. Right now, keep reading.
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Final Warning:
Your heart will not survive this book unscarred.
I'm not sorry.
You came here willingly, you adorable little masochist.
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Enjoy the chaos.
And remember:
> If you throw your phone at the wall because of me, please tag me in the damage photos. I collect tears for inspiration.
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