"How much energy do you sense coming from them?" Naruto said while pacing inside his mindscape. As soon as the boy had come charging into the room and screamed attack, Naruto had retreated into his mental space. He wanted to talk with his tenant before confronting the teeangers in front of him.
"A decent amount. Its nothing compared to what the red-headed man had. The Rias girl and Sona seem to have the most energy. The boy charging at you at the moment has a small amount but Im sensing an even greater energy coming from his gauntlet. Its almost like something is sealed within it. It could prove to be somewhat interesting though I doubt you'll have to use any of the heavy hitting techniques to subdue them all." Kurama rattled off.
"So some of the basic three and plain ol' taijutsu mixed with a bit of humiliation?"
"Exactly." Naruto grinned at the fox before raising his fist. Kurama raised his massive paw and bumped it against the boy's, ejecting the blonde-haired teen out of his own mind.
Naruto opened his eyes and saw that barely any time had passed. The plain looking boy was still charging towards him with his gauntlet out and prepared for a punch. He could see the other students preparing their own techniques behind the boy.
"Lets see what you devils are made of." Naruto muttered to himself as the boy finally appeared in front of him. Issei planted his foot just in front of Naruto before attempting to send a heavy punch at Naruto's chest. The shinobi almost tore his hair out at the slow speed and horrible form the boy was showcasing. He was moving faster than this during his academy years!
"I hope that the others aren't as disappointing as he is." Naruto thought to himself as he casually slapped aside the boy's punch. He almost laughed to himself as the force behind his slap sent the boy off balance and stumbling into a wall.
Naruto tilted his head to the side just as a bolt of what appeared to be lightning flew by him. The bolt zipped by his head and slammed into the wall behind him. His eyes locked onto the busty black haired girl that was erotically licking her lips while staring at him. He could see sparks literally shooting off of her skin as the girl shivered in place.
"Great, another battle thirsty sadist." Naruto mumbled to himself before absentmindedly unsealing a kunai into his palm and parrying a sword strike. He turned his head slightly turned slightly and saw the "Prince of Kuoh" struggling to overpower him. The boy's face was contorted into a mask of concentration as he put all his strength behind his sword. Naruto chuckled at the boy's attempt before suddenly jumping back, causing Kiba to become off balance just as another bolt of lightning sailed by Naruto
While in the air, Naruto could see the girl standing by Sona's side pull out a Naginata before summoning her bat wings and taking off towards him. The girl flew through the air towards him while lifting her weapon above her head. She used her wings to propel herself forward while bringing the bladed part of the weapon down on his form.
"Gotcha!" Tsubaki yelled as she felt the blade cut cleanly through the boy's body. Her happiness was instantly sucked away when she saw the boy's body disappear in a puff of smoke before a destroyed couch cushion took her place.
Koneko blinked in surprise when she felt the texture of the cushion she was sitting on suddenly change. She looked down and noticed that the cushion she had been sitting on suddenly had a pair of legs. She heard a soft laughter before she felt a pair of lips land gently on the crown of her head.
"Sit this out, I want to see how good your friends are. I promise not to hurt them .. or get hurt myself." Koneko heard Naruto say before she suddenly found herself back on a couch cushion. She sat there in shock for a brief moment before shrugging and going back to observing the fight.
Naruto made his reappearance into the battle by dashing over to Kiba and landing a quick kick into the boy's side. The handsome school boy was lifted off his feet and thrown through the air by the force behind the kick. He ended up unconscious inside a wall as his body broke through it.
"One down." Naruto muttered to himself as he sidestepped yet another bolt of lightning. His eyes returned to the dark haired girl and saw that a blush was now spreading across her face as she charged up yet another lightning strike.
"AHHHHHHH!Naruto turned his head and saw Issei charging towards. Something must've reinvogoarted the teen as his speeds were much quicker. Though the speed was still barely breaking gennin level, it was still much better than the academy level sprint the boy had shown at the beginning of the fight. It still wasn't going to be enough to beat him.
"For the President!" Issei yelled before bringing his fist down onto Naruto only to hit nothing but air. The boy didn't even notice that Naruto was now crouching behind him with his hands clasped together. Issei began to yell a string of curses for losing sight of the blond but was interrupted when he heard a phrase that would end up haunting him for the rest of his life.
"Konohagakure Hidden Secret Taijutsu Technique: One Thousand Years of Death." The occupants of the room gasped at the dramatic name of the technique. Koneko was taken back that her boyfriend would even think to use a technique with a name like that especially since he had just promised to not hurt her friends. She may of not actually enjoyed Issei's perverted tendencies but he didn't want him to die.
Any worries were completely wiped from her mind when she saw her boyfriend shove his index and middle finger into Issei's ass. The boy's mouth contorted in a scream of pain but not a single sound came out. Not even a second later, the boy was lifted off his feet, and was sent crashing through the ceiling of the clubroom.
"I completely do not blame Kakashi-Sensei for using that on me back during the bell test. It is so funny to watch." Naruto thought to himself as Issei let out an unconscious groan from his hole in the roof. The blonde haired boy stepped to the side just as Tsubaki's naginata slammed into his previous position. He was forced to bring his legs up as the girl attempted to sweep his legs out from under him with the wooden pole of her weapon. As soon as his feet touched the ground, Naruto lashed out with a quick right handed punch that sent the girl stumbling backwards. The blond took advantage of her off balance as he dashed behind the girl in a burst of speed before slamming the blunt end of his kunai into her temple, sending her crumbling to the ground.
"Seems like you and I are the only ones left." The big breasted, lightning wielding girl said as she stared at the Naruto. On the couch, Koneko's anger was slowly building up as she saw the sensual expression on Akeno's face. Her anger was quickly repressed when she saw a yellow blur cross her vision before her boyfriend's arm was placed around her shoulder. Her eyes' widened when she looked to her left and saw Naruto sitting there grinning at her yet the blonde haired boy was also standing in the middle of the clubroom, facing off against Akeno.
"They've been fighting a clone this entire time. My base strength would be just a little too much for them so I made a clone for them to fight with. Meanwhile, I went back to the shop and got you some cookies." Naruto said while handing the girl a small bag of cookies. Koneko stared at the small, paper bag for a brief moment before a wide smile popped up on her face. She immediately hopped onto the boy's lap and opened her mouth, her actions immediately being met with a cookie as Naruto's free hand began to pet her head.
"This is the life." Koneko thought to herself as she watched her boyfriend's clone confront Akeno. "Teach that big-breasted bimbo a lesson."
"This girl reminds me of Anko so much. From her body and that freaky lip licking thing. Kami, I can practically smell her arousal." The clone thought to itself as he took another stride towards the girl while dodging another one of her lightning bolts. The girl's attacks were rather one dimensional though he could definitely sense some power behind them. She needed to add more variation to her attacks if she ever hoped to get better.
"Ufufu Im going to have a lot of fu-" Akeno was interrupted when she felt a slight stinging sensation on her cheek. She reached her hand up to her cheek and felt the small cut that had seemingly formed on her face out of nowhere. She pulled her hand back and slowly began to lick at the blood that now covered her fingertips.
"Never take your eyes off your opponent." Akeno heard from behind her before a massive wave of pain forced her into unconsciousness. From behind her, Naruto watched as the girl collapsed to the ground from his attack.
"My job here is done." The clone said before exploding in a puff of smoke, startling the two kings who were the only two devils still standing, excluding Koneko of course. Now that all the action had died down, they could hear a gentle purring coming from the other side of the room. The two kings turned their heads and saw that Koneko was purring while being fed cookies by the blond boy that had seemingly just exploded into a cloud of smoke.
"I'm surprised neither of you stepped in to help your "servants" though I suppose that is the nature of a "king" so I shouldn't be surprised, just very disappointed." Naruto said while glaring at the two girls. Rias' was too shocked to respond after seeing the majority of her peerage be taken down by a single opponent. Luckily for her, Sona stepped up to speak for the both of them.
"I could sense no ill-intent coming from you since the first attack you made on Issei. You aimed to incapacitate with every hit. After you pulled that rather … absurd attack on Rias' pawn, I knew that you were not going to do any long lasting damage to anyone in the room. Plus, I wanted to test Tsubaki-chan's prowess against an opponent that was obviously stronger than her. You may see my actions as selfish but I assure you, they were all calculated to assure my peerage would come out without too much harm." Sona rattled off while stepping towards the seated duo. Naruto stared at the black haired girl for several seconds before releasing a small hum.
"And what if I was just luring you into a small sense of safety for my own amusement before brutally slaughtering every single person in this room?" Sona froze when she felt a small prick on the side of her neck. Her eyes quickly scanned the room and she could see that there was now a copy of the blonde haired boy next to each member of the room. Each clone had a kunai in hand and was pointing the knife at the neck of each devil present. Even her fellow king was in danger as a small droplet of blood dripped down the redhead's slender neck.
"Well .. What would you do now? You have allowed all your allies to be defeated because you assumed I wasn't some trained assassin who was merely toying with you before killing you all. What do you do?" Naruto said in a deathly serious tone. Sona found herself at a lost for words as she continued to look at the blonde. The once carefree and lax blonde had been replaced by a deadly and serious one. Even Koneko seemed taken back since she had stopped in her purring to take in the situation.
"Well? Even try to make a move and I could slit the throats of everyone in this room." Sona could feel herself begin to sweat a bit as she racked her brain in order to answer his question. She felt a bit more pressure being put on her neck as the clone behind her leaned more into the kunai.
"I … I do not know." Sona admitted while breaking eye contact with Naruto due to her own embarrassment. She hadn't accounted for that in her own mental assessment of the situation. To have the fact that she just endangered the life of some of her peerage was something that severely upset her.
Naruto released a pleasant hum before snapping his fingers. All at once, every single one of the clones disappeared in a small puff of smoke. Sona immediately took a step away from Naruto while Rias moved closer to the Sitri heir.
"Luckily for you, I'm have no reason to hurt any of you as of right now. Though I think you should teach your members a little more self-control. You never know exactly who you will encounter sometimes." Naruto stated while continuously stroking Koneko's head. The other two conscious Kuoh academy students looked on at the scene with a mixture of wariness, shock and just complete disbelief.
The scene was soon interrupted when the gremory clan seal flashed brightly on the floor of the club room. Rias looked on nervously at the seal while the rest of the conscious occupants of the room stepped away from it.
"Rias-chan! I GOT YOUR MESSAGE, YOUR BIG BROTHER IS HERE TO SAVE YOU!" Rias could only hold in a groan as her obsessive brother literally came flying out of the seal in an offensive stance. His eyes quickly scanned the room, taking note of the unconscious bodies scattered around along its floor, before finally locking onto Naruto. All the bravado coming from the older redhead immediately stopped as he began to gasp like a fish out of water.
"YOU! IT'S YOU! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOOK MY MONEY!" Sirzech yelled while pointing an accusing finger at Naruto. The teen merely waved at the man, causing him to physically recoil in shock. His head immediately turned to Rias as he began to rattle off a quick succession of questions.
"What is he doing here? Did he take your money too? Did he hurt you? You didn't bet anything against him, did you? He has Satan's luck, I swear he does!" Sirzech stated before collapsing to the ground with tears rolling down his cheeks. This time Rias couldn't hold in her groan as her older brother once again was embarrassing her. She had originally sent for him when she saw Naruto easily handling the majority of her peerage. She wanted to be sure that the issue would be handled just in case the boy attempted to turn on her or Sona. Now she was regretting even asking for the older man's help.
"Hello Lucifer-san, I'm up for that rematch if you're willing to give it another shot." Naruto said while smiling at the man. He had to hold in a chuckle as the redheaded man disappeared in a red blur and reappeared behind Rias, seemingly using his little sister as a shield against the shinobi.
"NO! You stay away from me and my money. I refuse to lose any more to you." Sirzech said before ducking back behind his sister. Sona had to stop herself from face palming as she watched one of the strongest devils in existence hide behind his little sister in fear. Unfortunately she wasn't too shocked due to how her own sister would act around her. The former sitri heir was the very definition of child-like and her behavior only seemed to intensify whenever she was around Sona. Just thinking about her sister's behavior was sending shivers down the young girl's back.
"How do you know Sirzechs-san, Naruto-kun?" Koneko's voice stopped all activity in the room as everyone looked towards her. Rias had to hold herself back from slapping herself as she realized that Koneko didn't know she went behind her back … again. And now she had just brought in one of the few pieces of evidence that she had gone against her friend's wishes.
"He came to visit me in order to buy my shop. When I refused, he offered me to bet for it. Long story short, he lost a lot of money and I kept my shop. I had thought that something seemed a bit off with him but I would've never thought that Mr. Lucifer would be this closely related to Rias-san." If looks could kill, Rias would find herself back in the underworld right now. Koneko's once pleased gaze had turned deadly and sharp glare as she stared at Rias. Now Rias was the one who felt like hiding behind her sibling. The small nekoshou was gripping onto her boyfriend's leg with an enormous amount of strength and anger. If Naruto had been any other person than himself, his bones would be shattered into pieces right now.
"We're leaving now." Koneko said before climbing off of Naruto's lap. The boy didn't even have a chance to protest as his grip was captured into a bone crushing grip and he was dragged out of the club room.
"Hehe… Did I mess up again?" Sometimes Rias really hated brother's antics.
Naruto hummed pleasantly to himself as he began to clean off the counters in his shop. It was late at night and he had once again finished serving the last customer. Today had been a rather interesting day for him. After leaving the club room with Koneko, he spent an hour or so calming the young girl down. Some heavy petting and sweets managed to calm the girl down. After sending the girl home, Naruto decided to open the shop for a late shift in order to capitalize on the late night sugar addicts. It was now around about one in the morning and it seemed like the last of his late night customers had came and went.
Naruto's attention was taken away from his cleaning when he heard a light scratching coming from outside his store. His eyes quickly jumped up and he was surprised to see a small black cat scratching against the entrance to his shop.
"You know that isn't a normal cat right?" Kurama spoke up as Naruto locked eyes with the cat. The creature was rather unassuming. In most cases, he would overlook the small creature but warning bells were being set off by the car.
"Yes, normal cats don't usually have traces of senjutsu literally wafting from its form. Plus the amount of devil energy coming from her is ridiculous."
"I'm guessing that's not going to stop you from letting it in?"
"Not at all." The fox could only chuckle at his partner's reply. Even though he was trapped in a completely different dimension, surrounded by supernatural beings and apparently even gods, Naruto was still the same old knuckleheaded ninja he was back in his academy days.
"Now what are you doing out here all by yourself?" Naruto said while opening the door to his shop. The cat immediately dashed into the store before quickly making its way towards one of the many seat and jumping onto it. The cat then turned back towards Naruto before casually beginning to lick itself.
"Would you like a treat or something? Wait … I don't know if cats can even eat sweets. I know dogs can't eat chocolate, does that mean cats can't eat sugar? I guess I'll give you some milk from the back." Naruto nodded to himself while making his way to the back of the store, completely missing the facepalm the cat performed on itself. The blond haired boy walked to the back of his shop and retrieved a small glass bottle of milk from the small fridge he had stored back there. A pleasant whistle began to travel through the shop as Naruto made his way back to the front of the store.
"Heres some milk kitty-chan. I didn't know if you enjoyed regular, strawberry or chocolate but I can go back if you prefer … something…" Naruto slowly trailed off as he stared at the stool where the black cat once sat. The seat was no longer occupied by a cat but by a human, a rather scantily clad woman. The cat was now a young woman with a voluptuous figure, long black hair with split bangs and hazel eyes with cat-like attire consisted of a black kimono, a yellow obi, a set of golden beads, and an ornately detailed headband. The kimono featured a red interior and it seemed to open at her shoulders. The most interesting feature the girl had was the set of cat ears sitting on the girl's head.
"Told you that wasn't a normal cat."
"Not the time Kurama." Naruto mentally yelled at his partner while staring the girl in her eyes. His own history with perverts and the fact that he was in a relationship made it possible for him to resist making eye contact with the girl's breast. The two, large orbs of smooth flesh were basically being flung in his face but the shinobi resisted.
"You wouldn't happened to have seen a black cat sitting in this chair a couple of seconds ago?" If possible, the girl's smirk increased to even greater proportions while she swung her legs over the chair. If Naruto had looked down, he would've seen her breast jiggle within the loose confines of her dress. He may of even been able to see that the girl was currently going completely commando under that dress of hers.
"Maybe I have, Maybe I haven't. The real question is how are you going to convince me to tell you? Nya~" The girl said in a playfully, seductive voice while placing a single hand on Naruto's chest. Naruto, very gently, grabbed the woman's wrist and removed the girl's hand from his body, earning himself a disappointed moan.
"Well I have some milk for you. I guess I could make some sweets if you force my hand." Naruto said while handing the girl a bottle of milk. The girl looked at the bottle of milk for several seconds before slowly rising from her seat. She gently pushed away the offering arm before pressing herself against Naruto. The shinobi could now get an even greater feel for the woman's physique as she pressed her body against his. Every single one of the girl's curves could be felt by Naruto and was only separated from his own body by the thin dress the girl was wearing.
"Is this forcing your hand enough? Maybe I can get some of those sweets now?" The girl said while slowly trailing her hand down Naruto's stomach. This time, Naruto's grip wasn't so gentle as he squeezed down on the girl's wrist, causing her to let out a hiss of pain. The girl's grin was wiped from her face as her eyes met Naruto's.
"I'm in a relationship and I'm pretty sure my partner wouldn't want you go any further than you already have. Now are you going to tell me why you were outside my shop or do I have to force it out of you the hard way?" Naruto stated in a stern voice. The atmosphere of the shop immediately grew cold as both occupants fell into silence. Everything was completely still for several long seconds before the strange, black-haired girl bursted into action.
The girl pushed off of Naruto with an abnormal amount of strength for someone of her size, causing the blond to go sliding back several feet. While the boy recovered from the suprising display of strength, the Nekshou drew a small seal in the air. Without any warning, black smoke quickly began pooling out from the floating seal and into the room, quickly filling it with its presence.
"I was surprised when I felt a surge of senjutsu near here. I thought that maybe my cute, little Shiro-chan had went and activated her legacy. Only for me to come to find out that it was actually you putting out all that pure energy, Nya~" Naruto quickly caught his balance just as the black smoke reached him. The smoke quickly wrapped around the boy, it acting as a physical form as it lifted him up into the air. Seeing that the blond was now captured, the girl took her time sauntering back towards him.
"So mind explaining to ME how you know how to do senjutsu and why you are around my Shiro-chan?" The playfulness had left the girl's voice as she leveled a cold stare at Naruto's struggling form. The shinobi was attempting to break free from the black mist but seemed to be having no luck doing so.
"The more you struggle, the more I have to hurt you, cutey. Nya~" Another seal appeared in the air as the mist seemed to tighten around Naruto, forcing a groan out of the blonde-haired boy.
The girl was interrupted in her torture session when she felt a hand grab onto her ankle. She felt a strong pull on her ankle as her right leg was suddenly taken out from under her. A slight sense of dizziness overcame her as she felt herself spinning around in the air for several seconds before suddenly being sent flying through the air. The foreground of her vision blurred as she went sent flying through air before she made a sudden and unexpected stop as she slammed into a brick wall.
"Thank Kami for shadow clones. They always fall for them." Naruto stated as he walked into the back room of his store. The room was outfitted with a wide variety of seals that worked to basically make sure everything that happened inside was kept inside. To an outsider's perspective, there was only a simple freezer and a couple of storage shelves. No one would be able to see the crumbling wall nor the neko-girl who was in said wall.
"Now that wasn't so nice, nya~." The girl said as she pushed herself out of the crumbling wall. Naruto closed the door behind himself, locking the two super powered beings in the same room together.
"It wasn't nice of you to try and kill me either. Now, I have some more questions for you. Who are you, who is Shiro-chan and how much do you know about senjutsu?" The girl's smile once again appeared on her face as Naruto fired off his questions.
"You still have to convince me Fo-" The girl was silenced when she felt a slight prick on her neck. Not even a second later, several puffs of smoke surrounded her, each puff accompanied with the appearance of a clone. Each clone leveled a glare at her as they held knives to each vital point on her body.
"Nya~ I guess no more playing around." Naruto nodded his head as the girl eyed his clones. The playful look in her eyes was still present but Naruto could see that the girl was actually examining the copies. Whether it was out of plain curiosity or in an attempt to find a weakness, he could not figure out.
"My name is Kuroka and lets just say I'm on the run for being too adorab-" The girl was interrupted when the clone standing behind her pressed it's kunai harder against her neck, causing a thin cut to form. The nekoshou rolled her eyes before starting to speak once again. "Fine, I'm an SS class devil outlaw. I'm one of the most wanted criminals in the underworld. I consider myself a master at the arts of Senjutsu, Nya~! And Shiro-chan is my little sister." Naruto stared at the girl after her short introduction for several seconds before letting out a small laugh. A look of confusion slowly crossed Kuroka's face as Naruto's laughter grew in volume.
"I'm sorry but you're no master at senjutsu. I have no idea how but you seem to be using a very bastardized version of Senjutsu. Nature isn't rejecting you but it's definitely not accepting you. A sage, a true master of Senjutsu, is always in tune with are no master." Naruto said while pressing his hand to the floor. Kuroka watched in suprise as several small plants began to bloom from beneath the cracks of the floorboards. Several flowers and patches of grass sprang up underneath Kuroka's feet, causing her to let out a small giggle as it tickled her bare feet.
"As for Shiro-chan, I can only assume you mean Koneko. The ears and senjutsu give it away a bit. I'm guessing you're the sister she was talking about." Naruto said as the clones surrounding Kuroka disappeared, freeing the young woman from captivity. The girl look thankful to be free as she performed a small stretch, unknowingly pronouncing her assets to an even further extent in front of Naruto.
"Shi-chan talks about me? How sweet, Nya~! But yes, I've been tailing her for a little while and I was shocked to see that my little Imouto-chan found herself a boyfriend! Especially one so big … strong… and powerful." Kuroka said while sauntering towards Naruto. The girl let out another disappointed groan when Naruto's arm shot out and stopped her from even getting close to him. Naruto shot the girl a curious glance, earning a short giggle from her.
"Just need to make sure you were being loyal to my Shi-chan, Nya!~ If you weren't, senjutsu master or not, I would've torn you limb from limb and use your ballsac as a cat toy." Kuroka said with a wide grin in her face, earning herself a sweat drop from the blonde shinobi.
"It's like Matatabi in human form." Kurama stated as Kuroka released another playful giggle. Naruto could only nod in agreement as the Nekoshou seemed to return to her usual state.
"Ah! I almost forgot why I came here. I'm part of this little organization, Nya!~ My boss is very interested in you joining us. Just say the word and I'll take you right there." The woman stated while sticking out her hand. Naruto stared at the offered hand for several seconds before chuckling softly.
"You can tell your boss that if they are so interested in me joining, they can come meet me HERE. If they can't agree to that, well they can count me out of any plans you and your group have for the future." Naruto said. Kuroka let out a disappointed mewl at the rejection before muttering under her breathe.
"Hmph, fine. She won't like that but I'll tell her it. Until we meet again, Foxy. Stay cute, Nya!~" The girl finished before disappearing in a small puff of smoke, leaving the blonde alone once again.
"Well … I can tell she is going to be troublesome in the future.