Oh no I forgot the oven. I forgot it existed and used the microwave instead. Now my pogos are all mushy. Are they? Why does it smells like burnt then? Why's the fire alarm ringing? Why's there smoke? I put the pogos in the microwave for 15 minutes. Isn't that the right time? Oh no it's actually supposed to be five, not fifteen.
Don't forget the oven kids, you'll burn the house down.