--- Kat ---
The waiver was a mix of extremely clear language and exceptionally obscure phenomena. The hotel seemed to want to cover just about any possible way you could get hurt… and plenty of ways that shouldn't. There were a few other things about not requesting adjoining rooms and staying out the kitchen, but most of it was just warnings disguised as disclaimers. For example 'Do not leave the garden by jumping over the hedge maze lest you suffer from spatial fractures tearing at your skin'. Yeah, thanks for letting me know… WHY IS IT IN A HOTEL.
"Eleanora… is this place really safe?" asked Kat as she turned the page to yet more warnings.
"You'll notice that horrible things only happen if you try to do something the original designer didn't intend for… well that or use the main kitchen. The only other big risk is getting lost," said Eleanora.
