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All-World Alliance Guild

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Finally caught the Author lacking. Honestly, this book has been posted twice on WN, but got deleted. Here's to hoping they wouldn't give up again. Note. This book is posted here so it would reach other people, this is just a parody account for that. The OG Author is posting it on another site. Might also contain some cringe elements, so warning beforehand. You'll notice some bizarre chapter names after certain chapters, those are not the original names, I just put them up there Inspired by the original ALWA Synopsis. Reincarnation is a scam. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. At the very least, my reincarnation was a scam. Never trust godlike ROB who kill you and say it's a mistake. Bullshit. Has to be one of the most craziest things the current me would hear. Why so? I fell into the trap of a so-called Random Omnipotent Being. But as if that wasn't enough, stack a little bit of my misfortune on top of that and: [Ding!] [Knock! Knock!] [The All-World Alliance Guild hears you have a nice complex hax ability and world-building there that is not under its possession.] [So be kind and hand over yourself to us so you can do yourself a favor so as not to get devoured by other Calamity Archetypes.] Ah. Right. Did I forget to mention I'm also being chased by three Calamity Archetypes who are trying to devour me...? [A certain villian: Weakest Undefeated? Gah! He's practically impossible to defeat!] [A certain future member: (Kneels down while praying) In vampire mommy I trust.] [A certain simp: Thunder Queen, I beseech you, step on me.] . Meanwhile, on the private chat: [Divine Ancestress: Laurel, my dear~] [Thunder Queen: Darling~] So.. how did this all begin, you may ask. Well, it all started like this......
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Dual Cultivation God Returns

"Wu Long, the God of Pleasure, has fallen as he failed to breakthrough." This news have shocked all of the Seven Boundless Worlds. Meanwhile, a sixteen-year-old disciple of a dual cultivation sect was startled awake from a coma, and after some moments of calming down and gathering his thoughts, a dangerous light flickered deep in his eyes: "Jun Shaoshan, I will climb back to the top and make you pay for everything, no one has ever been safe after offending me, Wu Long!" -------------- Dual cultivation is a method of cultivation that can be seen described in a lot of cultivation novels where a man and a woman cultivates together by having sex. -------------- ***DIscord Link: https://discord.gg/JfSRtJVXTd The Image on the cover is AI-generated with some minor adjustments and text editing done over it. Please check the auxiliary chapter with Frequently Asked Questions since there may be some answers to the questions you might want to ask. If you want to ask questions regarding the novel before reading you can do so in the comment section of the said auxiliary chapter. If you have posted a review and it is not appearing on the novel page and not changing the novel score, it may have stuck in the system (happened in the past and occasionally happening now). Please comment under the FAQ auxiliary chapter mentioned above if you notice this happen. I can usually contact support in daytime on weekdays and the problem is fixed within days and the 'stuck' reviews appear on the page. Thank you XD -------------- ***The explicit chapters will be marked in the chapter name after the chapter number as (R18) and will contain no crucial plot, only explicit scene, so if you want to read it as a novel without explicit scenes you absolutely can by just skipping the explicit chapters. Though as a disclaimer: dual cultivation IS the theme of the novel so there will still be some provocative or slightly explicit content in the normal chapters, but not full-on long explicit scenes. ***Since it seems that there are a lot of people that are very particular about what they want I will put here some of the things to expect so that it is easier for people to decide if they want to read this or not: - NO yaoi, NO yuri, NO incest ; - NO rape ( it may be mentioned, but only as a thing that exists, not in relation to any particular character ); - MC's heroines will NEVER cheat on him; - MC's heroines will NOT ALWAYS have V cards (but there will be a lot of them who do); These are all non-negotiable so if you cannot tolerate a novel that adheres to any of the above sentences you should probably skip this one. !!! WARNING (ADVERTISEMENT) there will be MILFs. XD
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