On a perfectly sunny afternoon, Kyle finally received his long-awaited acceptance letter and arrived at the thousand-year-old prestigious school of Hogwarts.
Here, Kyle leads a fulfilling life. Besides studying, he spends his free time growing vegetables, tending to flowers, or going down to the pitch-black underground chamber to provide psychological counseling to a certain creature that has been abandoned for a thousand years.
Dumbledore: Kyle is an upright, brave, kind, and sincere child.
Professor McGonagall: The Headmaster is right, Kyle never breaks school rules.
Snape: Yes, yes, yes...
Quirrell thought the same until one day, when he opened the trapdoor and jumped into a room full of Venomous Tentacula...
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Disclaimer: This is just a translation, with no intention to offend the original authors of the works nor the fanfic author.
And yes, I know there are one bazillion versions of this novel here, but mine isn't among them yet. And I want it to be there, so there will be. (•‿•)
RAW: 霍格沃茨:我真是模范巫师 or Hogwarts: I'm Really a Model Wizard
Author:短尾狸猫 or Short-tailed Civet Cat
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